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Author: Elizabeth Imus-Zero Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1611608198 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 107
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If your name is Don Imus, then hi Dad! Sorry about the stuff I wrote about you. I know you asked me not to write about you but to instead write about me. I’d like to point out that this book is about me, you just happen to be my father and since you stuck around...some of MY stories include you. Shitty luck, right? Anyway, get over it and toughen up. That’s what you always tell me to do. Besides, most of this book is about idiots and morons and how I think they should behave. So don’t worry, it’s not like I accused you of having sex with the dog or beating the cat with a wire hanger...but if I’m left out of your will, I may write a second book. xo love, your wonderful daughter, Elizabeth If you’re anyone else and you picked up this book because of its catchy title, then it’s because you have terrible manners and you are acting like an idiot, or you know someone who is and you need to buy this book for them. Whatever the deal is, enjoy. xo ez
Author: Elizabeth Imus-Zero Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1611608198 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 107
Book Description
If your name is Don Imus, then hi Dad! Sorry about the stuff I wrote about you. I know you asked me not to write about you but to instead write about me. I’d like to point out that this book is about me, you just happen to be my father and since you stuck around...some of MY stories include you. Shitty luck, right? Anyway, get over it and toughen up. That’s what you always tell me to do. Besides, most of this book is about idiots and morons and how I think they should behave. So don’t worry, it’s not like I accused you of having sex with the dog or beating the cat with a wire hanger...but if I’m left out of your will, I may write a second book. xo love, your wonderful daughter, Elizabeth If you’re anyone else and you picked up this book because of its catchy title, then it’s because you have terrible manners and you are acting like an idiot, or you know someone who is and you need to buy this book for them. Whatever the deal is, enjoy. xo ez
Author: Tia Levings Publisher: St. Martin's Press ISBN: 1250288290 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 285
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The instant New York Times bestseller: “Today it hit me when he hit me, blood shaking in my brain. Maybe there wasn’t a savior coming. Maybe it was up to me to save me.” Recruited into the fundamentalist Quiverfull movement as a young wife, Tia Levings learned that being a good Christian meant following a list of additional life principles––a series of secret, special rules to obey. Being a godly and submissive wife in Christian Patriarchy included strict discipline, isolation, and an alternative lifestyle that appeared wholesome to outsiders. Women were to be silent, “keepers of the home.” Tia knew that to their neighbors her family was strange, but she also couldn't risk exposing their secret lifestyle to police, doctors, teachers, or anyone outside of their church. Christians were called in scripture to be “in the world, not of it.” So, she hid in plain sight as years of abuse and pain followed. When Tia realized she was the only one who could protect her children from becoming the next generation of patriarchal men and submissive women, she began to resist and question how they lived. But in the patriarchy, a woman with opinions is in danger, and eventually, Tia faced an urgent and extreme choice: stay and face dire consequences, or flee with her children. Told in a beautiful, honest, and sometimes harrowing voice, A Well-Trained Wife is an unforgettable and timely memoir about a woman's race to save herself and her family and details the ways that extreme views can manifest in a marriage.
Author: Wynn Wagner Publisher: Lulu.com ISBN: 1938964047 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 302
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Small town Texas is tough on a gay kid, but this one decided to learn karate. Problem solved, or so he thought. Time Flies is funny. It's the tender story of a young man who doesn't let society or its machinery hold him back. He's going to fall in love, and there's nothing you can do about it. He's going to save the world, and it's so Top Secret that nobody gives him a medal or says Thank You. Those would have been nice, but what he got was love. His whole life is about hope. If bubba doesn't give you hope, you make it yourself. If society says you're substandard, go change the standard. Andreas learns how to do that, and he's really funny doing it. Time Files starts angry. The narrator hates living in Texas, hates the bubbas down the street, and has a generally foul attitude. His rooster is continually stoned on pot seeds from somewhere. The book goes through snarky and funny, and it ends with some of the most loving prose we've seen in years.
Author: Aleya Michelle Publisher: Aleya Michelle ISBN: 1499508433 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 278
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Roxy is a fighter, she is strong and independent. She knows exactly what she wants and is not afraid to go after it, especially when it comes to men. Roxy thinks she has men figured out, that is until she meets Kade. He storms into her life like a knight on a white horse to save her. He makes her question everything she ever thought she knew about life, men and herself. With a past that keeps holding her back will Kade be able to break down her walls? Will he be able to prove to Roxy that everything she thinks she knows about men is wrong, or will he prove her right?
Author: Erik Mirandette Publisher: Zondervan ISBN: 0310540747 Category : Religion Languages : en Pages : 307
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dangerous trek across Africa ... a life-and-death struggle ... and a call to live a life with no holds barred.Deserts and jungles, rebels and missionaries, bullets and acts of bravery, heaven and hell on earth—these are all part of a young man’s remarkable, true journey through thirteen African countries with his brother and two best friends.Erik Mirandette was completing a two-year stint with a humanitarian organization in Morocco when, continuing his quest to live the life he was created to live, he set off on an unforgettable pilgrimage. Beginning in Cape Town, Erik, his brother, and his two best friends covered 9,000 miles north by dirt bike, experiencing the poverty, beauty, and dangers of the African continent.Then in Cairo, having safely reached the end of their perilous journey, a terrorist’s bomb ripped Erik’s world and faith apart. The four travelers were now desperately wounded and on the brink of death.Erik’s struggle along his journey of faith is as gripping as his trek across Africa. The Only Road North takes readers to corners of the world and depths of the human heart they will never forget.
Author: Drew Hayden Taylor Publisher: Vintage Canada ISBN: 1039000614 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 361
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A story of magic, family, a mysterious stranger . . . and a band of marauding raccoons. Otter Lake is a sleepy Anishnawbe community where little happens. Until the day a handsome stranger pulls up astride a 1953 Indian Chief motorcycle – and turns Otter Lake completely upside down. Maggie, the Reserve’s chief, is swept off her feet, but Virgil, her teenage son, is less than enchanted. Suspicious of the stranger’s intentions, he teams up with his uncle Wayne – a master of aboriginal martial arts – to drive the stranger from the Reserve. And it turns out that the raccoons are willing to lend a hand.
Author: Douglas Coupland Publisher: Prima Games ISBN: 9780761515807 Category : Games & Activities Languages : en Pages : 187
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Tomb Raider's Lara Croft has become a multi-million dollar merchandising franchise. From videos to action figures to comics and an upcoming film, anything that bears the Lara Croft Image turns to gold. With Tomb Raider II sales running into the millions, and Lara Croft's Image becoming a mass market icon, it's prime time for a Collector's Edition of Lara Croft Art, News, Essays, Rumors, and Game Strategy."Tomb Raider Anthology" Outline: - The Tomb Raider Story- The Lara Phenomenon- Evolution of the Tomb Raider series Tomb Raider to Tomb Raider II -- advances in storyline and gameplay- Game Play Strategies, Walkthrough Tomb Raider I- A Lara Adventure- Story of Core and Eidos- Game Play Strategies, Walkthroughs Tomb Raider II- Tomb Raider Merchandise- Tomb Raider Movie- Game Play Strategies, Walkthroughs Tomb Raider Gold -- Exclusive!!- Lara Croft Fictional Story
Author: Libby Hubscher Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 0593199421 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 354
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Marin Cole has never: Seen the ocean Climbed a mountain Taken a risk on love ....But if her sister's plan works, she just might do all three. Ever since her journalist mother died on assignment, Marin has played it safe, refusing to set foot outside the state of Tennessee. Her wild-child younger sister, Sadie, has trotted the globe as a photographer, living off of art and adrenaline. When Sadie returns from a tough assignment abroad and looks a little worse for wear, Marin reluctantly agrees to a sisters' spa weekend on the tropical island of Saba. But her lifelong fear of travel is affirmed when Sadie misses the flight, Marin's luggage gets mixed up with another passenger's, and an episode of turbulence sends her hurtling into the lap of Lucas Tsai, the handsome stranger who stole her sister's seat. For the first time in a long time, Marin has to step outside of her comfort zone as she explores the island with Lucas and learns what she's been missing out on. With each breathtaking new experience, Marin gets closer to her real self, the man she’s falling for, and the heart-wrenching truth about why she’s there in the first place.
Author: Joy Mindrup Publisher: Xlibris Corporation ISBN: 1796014745 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 187
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This book is about a superstar who suddenly dies and then shows up to help a young medium avoid the fate that causes his death, which are addiction and overdose.
Author: Silas House Publisher: Candlewick Press ISBN: 0763651737 Category : Young Adult Fiction Languages : en Pages : 297
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In his timely YA debut, a best-selling novelist revisits a summer of tumult and truth for a young narrator and his war-torn family. Bicentennial fireworks burn the sky. Bob Seger growls from a transistor radio. And down by the river, girls line up on lawn chairs in pursuit of the perfect tan. Yet for ten-year-old Eli Book, the summer of 1976 is the one that threatened to tear his family apart. There is his distant mother; his traumatized Vietnam vet dad; his wild sister; his former warprotester aunt; and his tough yet troubled best friend, Edie, the only person with whom he can be himself. As tempers flare and his father’s nightmares rage, Eli watches from the sidelines, but soon even he cannot escape the current of conflict. From Silas House comes a tender look at the complexities of childhood and the realities of war -- a quintessentially Southern novel filled with music, nostalgic detail, a deep respect for nature, and a powerful sense of place.
Author: Elizabeth Imus-Zero
Author: Elizabeth Imus-Zero
Author: Tia Levings
Author: Wynn Wagner
Author: Aleya Michelle
Author: Erik Mirandette
Author: Drew Hayden Taylor
Author: Douglas Coupland
Author: Libby Hubscher
Author: Joy Mindrup
Author: Silas House