Author: Summersdale Publishers
Publisher: Summersdale
ISBN: 1787830454
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 201
Book Description
I love you more than I love cake. And I really like cake. Romantic declarations don’t need to be all lovey-dovey: they can be amusingly honest or laced with profanity! Forget the mushy stuff you see in the movies – this book is loaded with down-to-earth proclamations and witty one-liners that will let a special someone know how you really feel.
I Love Fucking You ... Oops I Meant I Fucking Love You ... Both Really
Author: Funny but Rude Journals
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781651623824
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 104
Book Description
Tired of wasting money on greeting cards to say I love you? Want to give the one you love something different? This cute journal will last much longer and your significant other will think of you every time they go to write in it. Spend the time to put a short personal message on the first page that they can read every time they go to write in it. This I Love You notebook can be used for journaling, notetaking, to do lists and much more. Features: 100 blank lined pages with place for the date Cute and unique design on matte cover Handy 6x9 size fits easily in purse or backpack
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781651623824
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 104
Book Description
Tired of wasting money on greeting cards to say I love you? Want to give the one you love something different? This cute journal will last much longer and your significant other will think of you every time they go to write in it. Spend the time to put a short personal message on the first page that they can read every time they go to write in it. This I Love You notebook can be used for journaling, notetaking, to do lists and much more. Features: 100 blank lined pages with place for the date Cute and unique design on matte cover Handy 6x9 size fits easily in purse or backpack
I F*cking Love You
Author: Summersdale Publishers
Publisher: Summersdale
ISBN: 1787830454
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 201
Book Description
I love you more than I love cake. And I really like cake. Romantic declarations don’t need to be all lovey-dovey: they can be amusingly honest or laced with profanity! Forget the mushy stuff you see in the movies – this book is loaded with down-to-earth proclamations and witty one-liners that will let a special someone know how you really feel.
Publisher: Summersdale
ISBN: 1787830454
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 201
Book Description
I love you more than I love cake. And I really like cake. Romantic declarations don’t need to be all lovey-dovey: they can be amusingly honest or laced with profanity! Forget the mushy stuff you see in the movies – this book is loaded with down-to-earth proclamations and witty one-liners that will let a special someone know how you really feel.
100 Things I Love about You: A Journal
Author: Cara Kovacs
Publisher: Rockridge Press
ISBN: 9781647398200
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 126
Book Description
Create the perfect expression of love in a short, sweet gift journal The best gifts express the depth of your love in a single gesture. Give a perfect token of your affection with 100 Things I Love About You, an effortless way to say "here's what I love about you." This romantic journal makes it easy to write down heartfelt sentiments, playful details, and fond memories in one place for your partner to read and treasure. Short, evocative prompts help you express your feelings, and bonus pages let you sprinkle in even more personal touches. Celebrate the foundations of your bond and reflect on moments big and small. Whimsical illustrations and a colorful, engaging design make this gift journal a delight to fill out--and so much fun to read! In 100 Things I Love About You, you'll find: 100 Inspiring prompts--Customize your gift journal for your significant other with fun fill-in-the-blanks, top-five lists, and favorite memories. "What I love about you is..."--This heartwarming journal may be petite, but it contains plenty of room for your love. Plus a little extra--Use the "Extra Love" pages to get creative: doodle, write notes, share inside jokes, or post scrapbook-style mementos. Show your one and only exactly "what I love about you" with this heartwarming gift journal.
Publisher: Rockridge Press
ISBN: 9781647398200
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 126
Book Description
Create the perfect expression of love in a short, sweet gift journal The best gifts express the depth of your love in a single gesture. Give a perfect token of your affection with 100 Things I Love About You, an effortless way to say "here's what I love about you." This romantic journal makes it easy to write down heartfelt sentiments, playful details, and fond memories in one place for your partner to read and treasure. Short, evocative prompts help you express your feelings, and bonus pages let you sprinkle in even more personal touches. Celebrate the foundations of your bond and reflect on moments big and small. Whimsical illustrations and a colorful, engaging design make this gift journal a delight to fill out--and so much fun to read! In 100 Things I Love About You, you'll find: 100 Inspiring prompts--Customize your gift journal for your significant other with fun fill-in-the-blanks, top-five lists, and favorite memories. "What I love about you is..."--This heartwarming journal may be petite, but it contains plenty of room for your love. Plus a little extra--Use the "Extra Love" pages to get creative: doodle, write notes, share inside jokes, or post scrapbook-style mementos. Show your one and only exactly "what I love about you" with this heartwarming gift journal.
Let Me Love You
Author: Kelsie Rae
Publisher: Author Kelsie Rae
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 275
Book Description
Sometimes I wonder what my hockey career is worth. Blood, sweat, and tears, sure. But losing Ash? I can't. I shouldn't ask this of her. To ignore the rumors. To let go of the scandal. To accept the spotlight. To give up her dreams so I can chase mine. Balancing it all, though? Well, that's a different sort of torture. I have no idea how long I can hold on without my past catching up to us. And when it does? Well, Ash deserves better than a screw up like me. *This is the sequel to Don't Let Me Fall, Don't Let Me Go, and Don't Let Me Break. It is to be enjoyed after reading the previous titles.
Publisher: Author Kelsie Rae
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 275
Book Description
Sometimes I wonder what my hockey career is worth. Blood, sweat, and tears, sure. But losing Ash? I can't. I shouldn't ask this of her. To ignore the rumors. To let go of the scandal. To accept the spotlight. To give up her dreams so I can chase mine. Balancing it all, though? Well, that's a different sort of torture. I have no idea how long I can hold on without my past catching up to us. And when it does? Well, Ash deserves better than a screw up like me. *This is the sequel to Don't Let Me Fall, Don't Let Me Go, and Don't Let Me Break. It is to be enjoyed after reading the previous titles.
Viral
Author: Helen FitzGerald
Publisher: Faber & Faber
ISBN: 0571323529
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 220
Book Description
So far, twenty-three thousand and ninety-six people have seen me online. Su has always been the successful sister. It's Leah who is wild and often angry. But when they go to Magaluf to celebrate their exam results, Su disappears. Su is on the run, humiliated and afraid. There's an online video of her performing multiple sex acts in a nightclub. And everyone has seen it. Their mother Ruth, a prominent court judge, is furious. Can she bring justice to the men who took advantage of her daughter, and what will it take to bring Su home? 'Read it.' Stylist 'Gripping.' Tammy Cohen, author of When She Was Bad 'A real psychological roller-coaster.' Scotsman
Publisher: Faber & Faber
ISBN: 0571323529
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 220
Book Description
So far, twenty-three thousand and ninety-six people have seen me online. Su has always been the successful sister. It's Leah who is wild and often angry. But when they go to Magaluf to celebrate their exam results, Su disappears. Su is on the run, humiliated and afraid. There's an online video of her performing multiple sex acts in a nightclub. And everyone has seen it. Their mother Ruth, a prominent court judge, is furious. Can she bring justice to the men who took advantage of her daughter, and what will it take to bring Su home? 'Read it.' Stylist 'Gripping.' Tammy Cohen, author of When She Was Bad 'A real psychological roller-coaster.' Scotsman
Love You Bye
Author: Scott Mills
Publisher: Sphere
ISBN: 1405517328
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 146
Book Description
The story of how a painfully shy boy from the suburbs of Southampton made it to the biggest radio station in the UK, and just about managed to stay there... Scott Mills is a daily companion to millions of listeners as the host of the afternoon show on Radio 1 - a station that has been his home for over 14 years. Whether regaling us with a typically embarrassing celebrity anecdote or trying to control a particularly chaotic round of 'Innuendo Bingo', his company is always brilliantly entertaining, thanks to his infectious enthusiasm and easygoing manner. But behind the microphone sits a man whose route to the top has been anything but straightforward. In this witty and endearingly honest autobiography, Scott describes his incredible career and the hurdles he's faced along the way. Aside from the sometimes humiliating - and frequently hilarious - jobs that are part and parcel of a local radio DJ's apprenticeship, he's had to deal with crippling anxiety attacks, alcohol and weight issues, and a great deal more over the years. But his desire to land his dream job has always prevailed, and he's now one of the nation's favourite radio and television broadcasters, travelling the world on both serious assignments and altogether more bizarre adventures. From washing cars on a garage forecourt off the A4 in the name of radio entertainment, to encounters with some of the world's biggest celebrities, Love You Bye provides Scott's legions of fans with a fascinating look at the man whose voice they know so well.
Publisher: Sphere
ISBN: 1405517328
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 146
Book Description
The story of how a painfully shy boy from the suburbs of Southampton made it to the biggest radio station in the UK, and just about managed to stay there... Scott Mills is a daily companion to millions of listeners as the host of the afternoon show on Radio 1 - a station that has been his home for over 14 years. Whether regaling us with a typically embarrassing celebrity anecdote or trying to control a particularly chaotic round of 'Innuendo Bingo', his company is always brilliantly entertaining, thanks to his infectious enthusiasm and easygoing manner. But behind the microphone sits a man whose route to the top has been anything but straightforward. In this witty and endearingly honest autobiography, Scott describes his incredible career and the hurdles he's faced along the way. Aside from the sometimes humiliating - and frequently hilarious - jobs that are part and parcel of a local radio DJ's apprenticeship, he's had to deal with crippling anxiety attacks, alcohol and weight issues, and a great deal more over the years. But his desire to land his dream job has always prevailed, and he's now one of the nation's favourite radio and television broadcasters, travelling the world on both serious assignments and altogether more bizarre adventures. From washing cars on a garage forecourt off the A4 in the name of radio entertainment, to encounters with some of the world's biggest celebrities, Love You Bye provides Scott's legions of fans with a fascinating look at the man whose voice they know so well.
The Prodigals
Author: Frank Burton
Publisher: Philistine Press
ISBN:
Category : Literary Collections
Languages : en
Pages : 228
Book Description
Publisher: Philistine Press
ISBN:
Category : Literary Collections
Languages : en
Pages : 228
Book Description
The Torture We Adore
Author: Vider Leprav
Publisher: Vider Leprav
ISBN: 9198637304
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 187
Book Description
The Torture We Adore is a collection of twelve short stories, all focusing on the tragic and morbid reality of attraction, contradicting the traditional view of relationship, love and sex. The book presents, in graphic detail, the insanity that one can be driven to by love or lack thereof. Whether it’s in the form of a story of a woman who falls in love with a convicted wife beater, a man whose complete devotion to his wife also fuels his blackest hatred or the tale of a brother and sister whose dependence on each other leaves them incompetent to ever separating. Underneath all gore and disturbing detail lays a theme of deep emotional scarring that can come from falling for another person
Publisher: Vider Leprav
ISBN: 9198637304
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 187
Book Description
The Torture We Adore is a collection of twelve short stories, all focusing on the tragic and morbid reality of attraction, contradicting the traditional view of relationship, love and sex. The book presents, in graphic detail, the insanity that one can be driven to by love or lack thereof. Whether it’s in the form of a story of a woman who falls in love with a convicted wife beater, a man whose complete devotion to his wife also fuels his blackest hatred or the tale of a brother and sister whose dependence on each other leaves them incompetent to ever separating. Underneath all gore and disturbing detail lays a theme of deep emotional scarring that can come from falling for another person
Mafia's babygirl
Author: Misoo Priya
Publisher: Infinite Joy
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 111
Book Description
(Use the code 'smily dreamers' to get 30% off book coupon) “I want to taste and ruin that pussy of yours" the billionaire CEO said. “Do whatever you want to do with me but before that, you’ll have to…marry me" She replied. “Do you think I’ll marry you just to taste you?” “I’ll make you marry me anyhow and only then my pussy will be yours and only yours.” “If I tell you my real identity, you won’t even come close to me…ever" the CEO said with a devilish smirk. Aaron was the CEO of the Wolf Pack Company, the largest company in the whole world. But little did anyone knew what his reality and true identity was. When he saw Lucy looking so sexy, he just could not control himself from his desire to fuck her. Not knowing that he’s billionaire, Lucy rejected him but after knowing the truth, Lucy like every other girl developed the desire to marry him. Do you think a person like Aaron would marry a girl just to fuck her? I mean he can just fuck her by force. And Lucy, does she only cares about money? Is she bitch like other girls who just want money? Will they two marry and make a lovely couple? Well, I don’t think so. It’s gonna be dirty. I bet.
Publisher: Infinite Joy
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 111
Book Description
(Use the code 'smily dreamers' to get 30% off book coupon) “I want to taste and ruin that pussy of yours" the billionaire CEO said. “Do whatever you want to do with me but before that, you’ll have to…marry me" She replied. “Do you think I’ll marry you just to taste you?” “I’ll make you marry me anyhow and only then my pussy will be yours and only yours.” “If I tell you my real identity, you won’t even come close to me…ever" the CEO said with a devilish smirk. Aaron was the CEO of the Wolf Pack Company, the largest company in the whole world. But little did anyone knew what his reality and true identity was. When he saw Lucy looking so sexy, he just could not control himself from his desire to fuck her. Not knowing that he’s billionaire, Lucy rejected him but after knowing the truth, Lucy like every other girl developed the desire to marry him. Do you think a person like Aaron would marry a girl just to fuck her? I mean he can just fuck her by force. And Lucy, does she only cares about money? Is she bitch like other girls who just want money? Will they two marry and make a lovely couple? Well, I don’t think so. It’s gonna be dirty. I bet.
Vivaldi in the Dark
Author: Matthew J. Metzger
Publisher: JMS Books LLC
ISBN: 1611529816
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 288
Book Description
Out-and-regretting-it comprehensive attendee Jayden Phillips turns his cast-iron plans for life upside-down by falling in love with private-school violinist Darren Peace, a sardonic boy with the craziest hair Jayden's ever seen. But all is not what it seems, and Jayden's bullying problem becomes meaningless when he is confronted with what the music does to Darren. How do you stop a dangerous depression rooted in the same thing that makes someone what they are? Dark moods, blank apathy, and the undertow of self-loathing all simmer beneath Darren's dry and beautiful veneer, and Jayden feels powerless to stop them. Then a mugging gone wrong takes the music forcibly away, and Jayden is finally given the chance to change Darren's life -- and, quite literally, his mind.
Publisher: JMS Books LLC
ISBN: 1611529816
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 288
Book Description
Out-and-regretting-it comprehensive attendee Jayden Phillips turns his cast-iron plans for life upside-down by falling in love with private-school violinist Darren Peace, a sardonic boy with the craziest hair Jayden's ever seen. But all is not what it seems, and Jayden's bullying problem becomes meaningless when he is confronted with what the music does to Darren. How do you stop a dangerous depression rooted in the same thing that makes someone what they are? Dark moods, blank apathy, and the undertow of self-loathing all simmer beneath Darren's dry and beautiful veneer, and Jayden feels powerless to stop them. Then a mugging gone wrong takes the music forcibly away, and Jayden is finally given the chance to change Darren's life -- and, quite literally, his mind.