Hush Now, Banshee!

Hush Now, Banshee! PDF Author: Kyle Sullivan
Publisher: Hazy Dell Press Monster
ISBN: 9780996578752
Category : JUVENILE FICTION
Languages : en
Pages : 30

Book Description
Join Banshee as she discovers the virtues of quiet time in the noisiest counting book in the land.

Don't Eat Me, Chupacabra! / ¡No Me Comas, Chupacabra!

Don't Eat Me, Chupacabra! / ¡No Me Comas, Chupacabra! PDF Author: Kyle Sullivan
Publisher: Hazy Dell Press Monster
ISBN: 9780996578776
Category : JUVENILE FICTION
Languages : en
Pages : 30

Book Description
"AAy caramba!" Can a young goat convince a single-minded Chupacabra there are many yummy things to eat besides him? Set in gorgeous Puerto Rico, this delicious tale of compromise features digestible Spanish vocabulary and a menagerie of animal amigos. Full color.

Let's Pretend This Never Happened

Let's Pretend This Never Happened PDF Author: Jenny Lawson
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101573082
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 384

Book Description
The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside

I Believe in You

I Believe in You PDF Author: Elias Barks
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781948931175
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 20

Book Description
A Loch Ness Monster parent reassures their child that they'll believe in them--no matter who else may have their doubts.

Hobgoblin and the Seven Stinkers of Rancidia

Hobgoblin and the Seven Stinkers of Rancidia PDF Author: Kyle Sullivan
Publisher: Hazy Fables
ISBN: 9781948931373
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 180

Book Description
Named a Best Book of 2019 by Kirkus Reviews, this pungent parody of Snow White modernizes (and stinks up) the themes of the classic fairy tale to serve as a timely parable of the virtues of inclusive democracy versus the evils of corrupt regimes. Set in the faraway land of Rancidia, where it's good to smell bad and bad to smell good, this acclaimed middle-grade adventure follows a profoundly stinky Hobgoblin as he flees the jealous wrath of a monstrous, democracy-hating ogre tyrant named Fiddlefart.

Sweet Dreams Cthulhu

Sweet Dreams Cthulhu PDF Author: Jason Ciaramella
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780996772464
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :

Book Description
Howard Lovecraft is awakened late one night by his old friend, Cthulhu, who has had a hard time sleeping due to some bad dreams and other common fears children experience when the lights go out.Howard talks Cthulhu through his worries, reassures him, and shows him that the night isn¿t so scary after all.

Taken by Midnight

Taken by Midnight PDF Author: Lara Adrian
Publisher: Dell
ISBN: 0440339685
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 402

Book Description
AT THE CROSSROADS OF DEATH AND DESIRE, A WOMAN TASTES A PLEASURE NO MORTAL IS MEANT TO SURVIVE. In the frozen Alaskan wilderness, former state trooper Jenna Darrow survives an unspeakable breach of body and soul. But with her narrow escape comes an even greater challenge. For strange changes are taking place within her, as she struggles to understand—and control—a new hunger. To do so, she will seek shelter in the Boston compound of the Order, an ancient race of vampire warriors whose very existence is shrouded in mystery. Perhaps the most mysterious of them all is Brock, a brooding, dark-eyed alpha male whose hands hold the power to comfort, heal . . . and arouse. As she recovers under Brock’s care, Jenna finds herself drawn to the Order’s mission: to stop a ruthless enemy and its army of assassins from subjecting Earth to a reign of terror. Yet in spite of their resolve, a purely physical relationship without strings soon binds Brock and Jenna together with a desire fiercer than life and stronger than death itself—until a secret from Brock’s past and Jenna’s own mortality challenges their forbidden love to the ultimate trial by fire.

Alien Baby!

Alien Baby! PDF Author: Elias Barks
Publisher: Hazy Dell Flap Book
ISBN: 9781948931090
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 12

Book Description
Follow a young gray alien toddler over the course of an intergalactic day in a fantastical outer space wonderland, featuring flaps on every spread that reveal fun, unexpected and friendly characters or hidden aspects of each scene.

The Cyclops Witch and the Heebie-Jeebies

The Cyclops Witch and the Heebie-Jeebies PDF Author: Kyle Sullivan
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781948931007
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
The Cyclops Witch never backs down from adventure or the medley of monsters she meets along the way. But one spooky night, the only thing in the world that gives her the heebie-jeebies walks right up to her door--and it's not what you're expecting.

Bargain with the Irish Devil

Bargain with the Irish Devil PDF Author: Fiona Murphy
Publisher: Fiona Murphy
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 337

Book Description
The moment I laid eyes on the curvy woman, I wanted her something awful. I'm not a good man and never pretend to be. I make no promises and am always honest that it's pleasure I'm looking for and nothing more—until her. I lie to her and myself. There was a plan when she was brought to me. Only for every part of it to change. I needed answers only she could give me. She hesitated but accepted the bargain I offered her. I tell her I'll let her go. I promise if she tells me no, I'll accept it. But I can't, not when she's lying to me and herself. I should let her go. She is a civilian who doesn't belong in my world and doesn't want to be here. Except I am a devil, and I take what I want. I'll never let her go. Now, I just have to make her want to stay. Bargain with the Devil is an Irish mafia dark romance featuring a plus-size woman. It includes rough scenes and a pregnancy through manipulation. If such things offend you, please do not buy. While this happens in the Sabatini World and includes Tony and Dominic Sabatini, as well as Milos Levin, this happens before their stories, so you need not have read those to enjoy this one. Keywords: dark Irish mafia, kidnapping, breeding, interracial romance, plus size woman, curvy woman, gothic, spanking, dark romance, age gap, instalove, he falls first, jealous possessive hero, forced proximity, touch her and die, OTT alpha