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Author: Chris Cate Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc. ISBN: Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 39
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What is an astronaut's favorite time of day? Launch time! Sometimes astronauts get lonely out in space—and they could use some jokes to make them laugh! Get ready to giggle with this book of hilarious, space-themed jokes for kids. It's full of stellar illustrations, silly space puns, and easy-to-read words that make it a blast for early readers and joke-lovers of all ages! How to Make an Astronaut Laugh is perfect for stargazers and space travelers throughout the galaxy! It's fun to read in the car, on a road trip, or in your spaceship as a short bedtime story. It's also great for preschool, early learning, and kindergarten teachers needing a fun children's book to share with their classrooms during story time. This joke book offers: Goofy, groan-y, jokes that kids and astronauts (or kid astronauts!) will read and share over and over. Cool full-page cartoon pictures of astronauts! Enough fun to be surefire hit as a birthday gift, stocking stuffer, and more. Find out what tickles a space-traveler's funny bone with How to Make an Astronaut Laugh. And explore the whole series of How to Make Them Laugh kids' joke books, including How to Make a Unicorn Laugh, How to Make a Ninja Laugh, and How to Make a Penguin Laugh!
Author: Chris Cate Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc. ISBN: Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 39
Book Description
What is an astronaut's favorite time of day? Launch time! Sometimes astronauts get lonely out in space—and they could use some jokes to make them laugh! Get ready to giggle with this book of hilarious, space-themed jokes for kids. It's full of stellar illustrations, silly space puns, and easy-to-read words that make it a blast for early readers and joke-lovers of all ages! How to Make an Astronaut Laugh is perfect for stargazers and space travelers throughout the galaxy! It's fun to read in the car, on a road trip, or in your spaceship as a short bedtime story. It's also great for preschool, early learning, and kindergarten teachers needing a fun children's book to share with their classrooms during story time. This joke book offers: Goofy, groan-y, jokes that kids and astronauts (or kid astronauts!) will read and share over and over. Cool full-page cartoon pictures of astronauts! Enough fun to be surefire hit as a birthday gift, stocking stuffer, and more. Find out what tickles a space-traveler's funny bone with How to Make an Astronaut Laugh. And explore the whole series of How to Make Them Laugh kids' joke books, including How to Make a Unicorn Laugh, How to Make a Ninja Laugh, and How to Make a Penguin Laugh!
Author: Philip Bunting Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks ISBN: 9781338772753 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 32
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One girl's mission to find life in space leads to an out-of-this-world adventure perfect for the astronaut-in-training in your life. Una loves imagining a life in space. Life on Earth is just so-so. But how will she get there? Can she complete her mission to discover life in space? Oh! And did she remember to feed her goldfish? From award-winning creator Philip Bunting, Give Me Some Space is a delightful story that expertly merges nonfiction facts with imaginative play. Readers will love blasting off with Una, and learning along the way!
Author: Jenny Pinto Publisher: Notion Press ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 182
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THE MAGICAL EVERYTHING This is a book, for middle and high school children, about the environmental and climate crisis our civilization finds itself in today. Told through the adventures of young Ila, the book take a long view of evolutionary history and the deep interconnections of life, the book allows the reader to discover life’s complexities and the reasons why we find ourselves in this human created climate crisis today. It is a hybrid graphic novel beautifully illustrated by Sharon Dev Adults will enjoy it just as well
Author: Terry Virts Publisher: Workman Publishing Company ISBN: 1523512040 Category : Science Languages : en Pages : 400
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"There's something intriguing to be learned on practically every page... [How to Astronaut] captures the details of an extraordinary job and turns even the mundane aspects of space travel into something fascinating."––Publishers Weekly Ride shotgun on a trip to space with astronaut Terry Virts. A born storyteller with a gift for the surprising turn of phrase and eye for the perfect you-are-there details, he captures all the highs, lows, humor, and wonder of an experience few will ever know firsthand. Featuring stories covering survival training, space shuttle emergencies, bad bosses, the art of putting on a spacesuit, time travel, and much more!
Author: Terry Virts Publisher: Workman Publishing Company ISBN: 1523509619 Category : Science Languages : en Pages : 321
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A wildly entertaining account of the rules, lessons, procedures, and experiences of space travel, How to Astronaut is a book that will appeal to anyone— male or female, young or old—with even a passing interest in space. Written by Col. Terry Virts, a former astronaut, space shuttle pilot, and International Space Station commander who spent 200 consecutive days in space, it answers all of our curious questions and much more: Here’s how to survive that first brush with weightlessness (in the so-called vomit comet); the nearly indescribable thrill of a first blastoff; managing the daily tasks—eating, bathing, doing chores, going to the bathroom— that are anything but ordinary when you’re orbiting the earth at 17,000 miles per hour; how to don your space suit and head out to work on a spacewalk (“alone in the vacuum”); how to prepare for emergencies of all kinds, from managing “space brain” to dealing with a dead crew member; and what it’s like to return to Earth, including something as seemingly simple as walking after spending six months in zero-g. A born storyteller, Virts reveals the often-untold side of space travel in 51 short chapters filled with a mix of you-are-there detail, a dose of science made simple, and the inherent drama of describing something few will ever know firsthand.
Author: Clayton C. Anderson Publisher: U of Nebraska Press ISBN: 0803277318 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 460
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What's it like to travel at more than 850 MPH, riding in a supersonic T-38 twin turbojet engine airplane? What happens when the space station toilet breaks? How do astronauts "take out the trash" on a spacewalk, tightly encapsulated in a space suit with just a few layers of fabric and Kevlar between them and the unforgiving vacuum of outer space? The Ordinary Spaceman puts you in the flight suit of U.S. astronaut Clayton C. Anderson and takes you on the journey of this small-town boy from Nebraska who spent 167 days living and working on the International Space Station, including nearly forty hours of space walks. Having applied to NASA fifteen times over fifteen years to become an astronaut before his ultimate selection, Anderson offers a unique perspective on his life as a veteran space flier, one characterized by humility and perseverance. From the application process to launch aboard the space shuttle Atlantis, from serving as a family escort for the ill-fated Columbia crew in 2003 to his own daily struggles--family separation, competitive battles to win coveted flight assignments, the stress of a highly visible job, and the ever-present risk of having to make the ultimate sacrifice--Anderson shares the full range of his experiences. With a mix of levity and gravitas, Anderson gives an authentic view of the highs and the lows, the triumphs and the tragedies of life as a NASA astronaut.
Author: Bianca Marais Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 0735219338 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 450
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A rich, unforgettable story of three unique women in post-Apartheid South Africa who are brought together in their darkest time and discover the ways that love can transcend the strictest of boundaries. In a squatter camp on the outskirts of Johannesburg, seventeen-year-old Zodwa lives in desperate poverty, under the shadowy threat of a civil war and a growing AIDS epidemic. Eight months pregnant, Zodwa carefully guards secrets that jeopardize her life. Across the country, wealthy socialite Ruth appears to have everything her heart desires, but it's what she can't have that leads to her breakdown. Meanwhile, in Zaire, a disgraced former nun, Delilah, grapples with a past that refuses to stay buried. When these personal crises send both middle-aged women back to their rural hometown to heal, the discovery of an abandoned newborn baby upends everything, challenging their lifelong beliefs about race, motherhood, and the power of the past. As the mystery surrounding the infant grows, the complicated lives of Zodwa, Ruth, and Delilah become inextricably linked. What follows is a mesmerizing look at family and identity that asks: How far will the human heart go to protect itself and the ones it loves?
Author: Meg Howrey Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 0399574646 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 385
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A brilliantly inventive novel about three astronauts training for the first-ever mission to Mars, an experience that will push the boundary between real and unreal, test their relationships, and leave each of them—and their families—changed forever. “A transcendent, cross-cultural, and cross planetary journey into the mysteries of space and self....Howrey’s expansive vision left me awestruck.”—Ruth Ozeki “Howrey's exquisite novel demonstrates that the final frontier may not be space after all.”—J. Ryan Stradal In an age of space exploration, we search to find ourselves. In four years, aerospace giant Prime Space will put the first humans on Mars. Helen Kane, Yoshihiro Tanaka, and Sergei Kuznetsov must prove they’re the crew for the historic voyage by spending seventeen months in the most realistic simulation ever created. Constantly observed by Prime Space’s team of "Obbers," Helen, Yoshi, and Sergei must appear ever in control. But as their surreal pantomime progresses, each soon realizes that the complications of inner space are no less fraught than those of outer space. The borders between what is real and unreal begin to blur, and each astronaut is forced to confront demons past and present, even as they struggle to navigate their increasingly claustrophobic quarters—and each other. Astonishingly imaginative, tenderly comedic, and unerringly wise, The Wanderers explores the differences between those who go and those who stay, telling a story about the desire behind all exploration: the longing for discovery and the great search to understand the human heart.
Author: Amy Newmark Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1611593158 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 352
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A hilarious follow-up to the bestselling Chicken Soup for the Soul: Laughter Is the Best Medicine! If you are looking to put yourself in a better mood and escape the day's worries, it isn't complicated - all you have to do is Read, Laugh and Repeat. Chicken Soup for the Soul shares the funniest stories it’s ever published from its library of more than 250 books, all gathered in this new collection of 101 humorous tales that will make you laugh out loud. No one is safe from these storytellers—from spouses to parents to children to colleagues and friends. And, of course, the funniest of all are the stories they tell about their own mishaps and misdeeds. So turn off the news and bury your nose in a good book, for some good clean (and not so clean) fun. Get back to basics—humanity’s ability to laugh at itself—with these fun-filled chapters: • Domestic Disasters • Happily Ever Laughter • I Can’t Believe I Did That • Doggone Funny • Getting Catty • That Was Embarrassing • My Crazy Family • It’s All Relative • Holiday Hiccups • Senior Moments Chicken Soup for the Soul books are 100% made in the USA and each book includes stories from as diverse a group of writers as possible. Chicken Soup for the Soul solicits and publishes stories from the LGBTQ community and from people of all ethnicities, nationalities, and religions.
Author: Lucille Colandro Publisher: Scholastic Inc. ISBN: 1338498118 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 64
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Scholastic's bestselling OLD LADY becomes an astronaut in this adventure full of hilarious laughs and fun facts about space -- perfect for the 50th anniversary of the moon landing! There was an old astronaut who swallowed the moon. I don't know why she swallowed the moon. It happened at noon.Scholastic's bestselling OLD LADY returns in this adventure series with a nonfiction twist that will make you laugh AND learn! In this spin-off, the OLD LADY turns into an OLD ASTRONAUT who travels through space, swallowing a moon... along with a star, a planet, a comet, a meteor, a rocket, and a satellite... Why? Well, it went down just right, that bright satellite! Two new characters lead the reader through this hilarious adventure while exchanging some awesome facts about outer space for a light take on nonfiction that's perfect for this age. With expanded back matter about the solar system and a search-and-find game at the end, this OLD ASTRONAUT definitely shoots for the stars!
Author: Chris Cate
Author: Chris Cate
Author: Philip Bunting
Author: Jenny Pinto
Author: Terry Virts
Author: Terry Virts
Author: Clayton C. Anderson
Author: Bianca Marais
Author: Meg Howrey
Author: Amy Newmark
Author: Lucille Colandro