Grumpy Old Men: A Manual for the British Malcontent

Grumpy Old Men: A Manual for the British Malcontent PDF Author: David Quantick
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
ISBN: 0007534701
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 148

Book Description
At last! A comprehensive, handy guide for the misery-guts in your life. Are you an irritable, crabby, cantankerous, malcontented old grump? Well relax, because you're not alone. Grumpy Old Men is an annotated, cross-referenced and fully illustrated manual for malcontents everywhere: the comprehensive Gripes of Wrath.

Grumpy Old Men on Holiday (Text Only)

Grumpy Old Men on Holiday (Text Only) PDF Author: David Quantick
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
ISBN: 0007438346
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 194

Book Description
Following the phenomenal success of Grumpy Old Men, the quintessential grumpy old man, David Quantick, has taken a well-deserved holiday. But no matter where you go, there is always something to moan about.

Have Ye No Homes To Go To?

Have Ye No Homes To Go To? PDF Author: Kevin Martin
Publisher: Gill & Macmillan Ltd
ISBN: 1848895828
Category : History
Languages : en
Pages : 269

Book Description
The pub has been at the centre of Irish life for centuries. It has played many roles: funeral home, restaurant, grocery shop, music venue, job centre and meeting place for everyone from poets to revolutionaries. Often plain and unpretentious, it is a neutral ground, a leveller – a home away from home. From the feasts of high kings, through the heady gang-ruled pubs of nineteenth-century New York, right up to the gay bars and superpubs of today, this is an entertaining journey through the evolution of the Irish pub. Our 'locals' have become a global phenomenon: the export of the Irish pub, its significance to emigrants and its portrayal in cinema, television and literature are engagingly explored. The story of the Irish pub is the story of Ireland itself. "Fascinating ... endlessly surprising." – Irish Independent. "Full of brilliant anecdotes, packed with legal, literary, religious and historical bits and pieces that will keep you talking in the pub all night." – Neil Delamere, Today FM. "An enjoyable romp through the ephemera and facts surrounding that most Irish of institutions." – Irish Examiner. "Fascinating ... a great gift." – Mark Cagney, TV3

Grumpy Old Men

Grumpy Old Men PDF Author: Stuart Prebble
Publisher: BBC Books
ISBN: 9780563522096
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 232

Book Description
A British survey found that men between 35 and 54 years old are disillusioned, exasperated, irritated and the grumpiest of all generations. Bob Geldof, John Peel, Richard Madeley, Will Self and Rick Stein are just a few of the handpicked collection of grumpy, world-weary blokes who share their gripes on everything that irritates and torments them. Food, fame, football, call centres, body piercing, technology, customer service are all in the line of fire.

Grumpy Old Men

Grumpy Old Men PDF Author: David Quantick Staff
Publisher: HarperCollins Entertainment
ISBN: 9780007194308
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :

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The British National Bibliography

The British National Bibliography PDF Author: Arthur James Wells
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Bibliography, National
Languages : en
Pages : 1884

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Grumpy Old Men: New Year, Same Old Crap

Grumpy Old Men: New Year, Same Old Crap PDF Author: David Quantick
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
ISBN: 0007438354
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 192

Book Description
Following the phenomenal success of ‘Grumpy Old Men’, and ‘Grumpy Old Men on Holiday’, the guru of grump, David Quantick, takes a stand for miserable slobs everywhere against the self-help motivational mafia and keep-fit claptrap. The ultimate in stress-relief for the 21st-Century Grouch.

Grumpy Old Men on Holiday

Grumpy Old Men on Holiday PDF Author: David Quantick
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
ISBN: 0007376065
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 194

Book Description
Following the phenomenal success of Grumpy Old Men, the quintessential grumpy old man, David Quantick, has taken a well-deserved holiday. But no matter where you go, there is always something to moan about. You're stuck behind endless caravans on the M4, waiting for a non-existent filthy train, hanging around looking at crap luggage in an airport. Is it going to be worth the effort? Of course is b****y well isn't. David Quantick here explores everything that makes the rest of the world different - and therefore worse - than Britain and lets us know exactly why it is safer to stay at home than to become grumpy old men on holiday. The indispensable guide to the grumpy old xenophobe in us all.

Grumpy Old Men

Grumpy Old Men PDF Author: Stuart Prebble
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Older men
Languages : en
Pages :

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Night Train

Night Train PDF Author: David Quantick
Publisher: Titan Books (US, CA)
ISBN: 1785658603
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 280

Book Description
"David Quantick is one of the best kept secrets in the world of writing. He's smart, funny and unique. You should let yourself in on the secret." - Neil Gaiman From Emmy-Award winning author David Quantick, Night Train is a science-fiction horror story like no other. A woman wakes up, frightened and alone. The room shaking and jumping like it's alive. The noise is terrifying. Where is she? Stumbling through a door, she realizes she is on a train carriage. A carriage full of the dead. A personal hell unfolding in an apocalyptic future. This is NIGHT TRAIN. A terrifying ride set on a driverless locomotive, heading for a collision somewhere in the endless night. How did the woman get here? Who is she? And who are the dead? As our heroine makes her way through the train trying to find out what happened to her, she meets a former strongman, a trained killer, and a collection of strange and terrifying creatures. Each step takes her closer to finding out the secret of the Night Train.