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Author: Brenda Ponnay Publisher: Xist Publishing ISBN: 1532402252 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 32
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What’s invisible and smells like a carrot? Bunny Farts! Burps, farts, boogers, and other bodily functions take center stage in this collection of illustrated jokes sure to be adored by the preschool through early elementary set.
Author: Brenda Ponnay Publisher: Xist Publishing ISBN: 1532402252 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 32
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What’s invisible and smells like a carrot? Bunny Farts! Burps, farts, boogers, and other bodily functions take center stage in this collection of illustrated jokes sure to be adored by the preschool through early elementary set.
Author: Editors of Portable Press Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1684121450 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 178
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Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one. It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!
Author: Carole P. Roman Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc. ISBN: 1647393787 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 174
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800+ More silly jokes for kids 6 to 12 to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2—the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend—or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore—Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images—LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!—In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!
Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1626866147 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 88
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Jokes and riddles guaranteed to make you gag! Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke…for the right occasion. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What was Beethoven doing in his grave? Decomposing. Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.
Author: Jimmy Niro Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc. ISBN: 1728205271 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 84
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Turn the bad jokes back on dad with this seriously silly joke book, the perfect funny Halloween gift for kids and families to laugh and celebrate together! Dads have been embarrassing their kids for decades with goofy and groan-worthy jokes, and now it's their children's turn! In this hilarious new joke book from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, kids can out-dad-joke their dads and even learn how to write some of their own. Filled with over 350 silly jokes about school, sports, animals, and more, Dad Jokes for Kids will have young readers rolling on the floor with laughter! Plus, children can learn to write their own dad jokes with fun activities in the back! This book is perfect for: The whole family - perfect for kids ages 7 to 12, but offers fun for the entire family! Reluctant readers - fun jokes help engage reluctant kids, helping them gain confidence and build reading comprehension and vocabulary Screen-free time - Endless laughs for road trips, vacations, sleepovers, game nights, and more! Gifts - makes a great holiday stocking stuffer, white elephant gag gift for kids, or Father's Day gift to share with dads Includes jokes like: Q: What did the carrot say to the broccoli? A: Nothing. Vegetables can't talk. You can't play hide-and-seek with mountains. They're always peaking.
Author: Joke Books for Kids Publisher: Joke Books for Kids ISBN: 1984877194 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 72
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What do you call an apple with gas? A tooty fruity! Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day! Are you ready for a gut-busting good time? Give the gift of laughter with The Ultimate Kids Joke Book. Over 300 clean jokes will have you rolling on the floor laughing with family and friends of all ages!
Author: Jessica Rusick Publisher: Lerner Publications ISBN: 1541589076 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 28
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"What do you call a dinosaur fart? And why did the hero flush the toilet? Learn hilarious jokes that will leave you laughing and grossed out at the same time"--
Author: Woo! Jr Kids Publisher: ISBN: 9781952266997 Category : Languages : en Pages : 110
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The jokes may be clean, but steer clear of the pus, diarrhea, bugs and rotting food in these clever and funny riddles for kids! Looking for amusing family night in ideas, absurd ice breakers, despicable sibling travel giggles, revolting silly jokes, or a repulsive gag gift? This family-friendly funny children's book will deliver the laughs in the grossest possible way! I happen in the toilet, but sometimes on the floor. I happen in a bucket or bowl, and sometimes beside roller coaster doors. What am I?[A torrent of diarrhea!] What is wet and yellow, or sometimes clear? What hides behind bubbles on your skin, or ooze from ouchies on your elbow, knee, face, or even your ear?[Dripping pus!] Riddle your way to hours of fun for all ages!
Author: National Geographic Kids Publisher: National Geographic Books ISBN: 142632717X Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 212
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Brace yourself for some serious (seriously fun) ickiness! This delightfully disgusting book is a tribute to all kinds of everyday nastiness! Discover yucky jokes, laugh-out-loud lists, kooky knock-knocks, funny puns, strange tongue twisters, and more to share with friends and family. Funny profiles of super-gross animals and weird-but-true science show that grossness is also downright fascinating.
Author: Brenda Ponnay
Author: Brenda Ponnay
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Author: Editors of Portable Press
Author: Carole P. Roman
Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute
Author: Jimmy Niro
Author: Joke Books for Kids
Author: Jessica Rusick
Author: Woo! Jr Kids
Author: National Geographic Kids