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Author: Mark C Collins Publisher: Bright Ideas Graphics ISBN: 9780692834633 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 46
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When Grandma comes to stay with Emma and her family, something funky comes along with Grandma! FInd out what Emma does about it in this smelly, but sensitive story.
Author: Mark C Collins Publisher: Bright Ideas Graphics ISBN: 9780692834633 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 46
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When Grandma comes to stay with Emma and her family, something funky comes along with Grandma! FInd out what Emma does about it in this smelly, but sensitive story.
Author: Limelight Publisher: Dorrance Publishing ISBN: 1649579446 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 126
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Let Me Perish From Starvation's Love By: Limelight When Limelight’s mind goes a-wandering, look out! From uproariously funny to tragic, this collection of short stories and poems will have you scratching your skull and wondering what kind of person can come up with these weird, wacky words. LET ME PERISH FROM STARVATION’S LOVE will surely keep you entertained and, ultimately, expose you to seeing the world in a new light.
Author: Zoe Robinson Publisher: Christian Faith Publishing, Inc. ISBN: 1098049268 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 25
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Andy is a little boy who embarks on a zany adventure to his grandmaaEUR(tm)s house at the end of summer vacation. Everything goes wrong until his family meets a stranger on the way. This book is filled with humorous mishaps with Christ in the center.
Author: Walter Kirn Publisher: Anchor ISBN: 0307829901 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 321
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This eighties-centric, Ritalin-fueled, pitch-perfect comic novel by a writer to watch brings energy and originality to the classic Midwestern coming-of-age story.Meet Justin Cobb, "the King Kong of oral obsessives" (as his dentist dubs him) and the most appealingly bright and screwed-up fictional adolescent since Holden Caulfield donned his hunter's cap. For years, no remedy--not orthodontia, not the escalating threats of his father, Mike, a washed-out linebacker turned sporting goods entrepreneur, not the noxious cayenne pepper-based Suk-No-Mor--can cure Justin's thumbsucking habit.Then a course of hypnosis seemingly does the trick, but true to the conservation of neurotic energy, the problem doesn't so much disappear as relocate. Sex, substance abuse, speech team, fly-fishing, honest work, even Mormonism--Justin throws himself into each pursuit with a hyperactive energy that even his daily Ritalin dose does little to blunt.Each time, however, he discovers that there is no escaping the unruly imperatives of his self and the confines of his deeply eccentric family. The only "cure" for the adolescent condition is time and distance.Always funny, sometimes hilariously so, occasionally poignant, and even disturbing, deeply wise on the vexed subject of fathers and sons, Walter Kirn's Thumbsucker is an utterly fresh and all-American take on the painful process of growing up.
Author: Janet Evanovich Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 0399179216 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 306
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Janet Evanovich’s #1 New York Times bestselling sensation Stephanie Plum returns in her twenty-forth thriller as mutilated corpses litter the streets of New Jersey... Trouble comes in bunches for Stephanie Plum. First, professional grave robber and semi-professional loon, Simon Diggery, won’t let her take him in until she agrees to care for his boa constrictor, Ethel. Stephanie’s main qualification for babysitting an extremely large snake is that she owns a stun gun—whether that’s for use on the wandering serpent or the petrified neighbors remains to be seen. Events take a dark turn when headless bodies start appearing across town. At first, it’s just corpses from a funeral home and the morgue that have had the heads removed. But when a homeless man is murdered and dumped behind a church Stephanie knows that she’s the only one with a prayer of catching this killer. If all that’s not enough, Diesel’s back in town. The 6-foot-tall, blonde-haired hunk is a man who accepts no limits—that includes locked doors, closed windows and underwear. Trenton’s hottest cop, Joe Morelli isn’t pleased at this unexpected arrival nor is Ranger, the high-powered security consultant who has his own plans for Stephanie. As usual Jersey’s favorite bounty hunter is stuck in the middle with more questions than answers. What’s the deal with Grandma Mazur’s latest online paramour? Who is behind the startling epidemic of mutilated corpses? And is the enigmatic Diesel’s sudden appearance a coincidence or the cause of recent deadly events?
Author: Jeanie Franz Ransom Publisher: Peachtree Publishers ISBN: 9781561452149 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 36
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Molly McCool, finding out that she will be a grandmother for the first time, signs up for classes at Grandma University but doesn't understand when the teacher says the students already know the most important thing of all.
Author: Christine P. Kallevig Publisher: Storytime Ink International ISBN: 9780962876936 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 132
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An 11 year-old diabetic boy catches his wacky grandma showing off her articial leg at the mall. Later he and his bad mannered beagle work together to discover where lunchroom food has been disappearing, therefore removing all accusations from a friend's mother, the lunchroom manager.
Author: Kim Vogel Sawyer Publisher: WaterBrook ISBN: 0735290040 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 353
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Decades of Loss, an Unsolved Mystery, and a Rift Spanning Three Generations Hazel DeFord is a woman haunted by her past. While berry picking in a blackberry thicket in 1943, ten-year old Hazel momentarily turns her back on her three-year old sister Maggie and the young girl disappears. Almost seventy years later, the mystery remains unsolved and the secret guilt Hazel carries has alienated her from her daughter Diane, who can’t understand her mother’s overprotectiveness and near paranoia. While Diane resents her mother’s inexplicable eccentricities, her daughter Meghan—a cold case agent—cherishes her grandmother’s lavish attention and affection. When a traffic accident forces Meghan to take a six-week leave-of-absence to recover, all three generations of DeFord women find themselves unexpectedly under the same roof. Meghan knows she will have to act as a mediator between the two headstrong and contentious women. But when they uncover Hazel’s painful secret, will Meghan also be able to use her investigative prowess to solve the family mystery and help both women recover all that’s been lost?
Author: Hiromi Kawakami Publisher: Catapult ISBN: 1593767110 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 177
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Nominated for the 2021 Shirley Jackson Award From the author of the internationally bestselling Strange Weather in Tokyo, a collection of interlinking stories that masterfully blend the mundane and the mythical—"fairy tales in the best Brothers Grimm tradition: naïf, magical, and frequently veering into the macabre" (Financial Times). A bossy child who lives under a white cloth near a tree; a schoolgirl who keeps doll's brains in a desk drawer; an old man with two shadows, one docile and one rebellious; a diplomat no one has ever seen who goes fishing at an artificial lake no one has ever heard of. These are some of the inhabitants of People from My Neighborhood. In their lives, details of the local and everyday—the lunch menu at a tiny drinking place called the Love, the color and shape of the roof of the tax office—slip into accounts of duels, prophetic dreams, revolutions, and visitations from ghosts and gods. In twenty-six "palm of the hand" stories—fictions small enough to fit in the palm of one's hand and brief enough to allow for dipping in and out—Hiromi Kawakami creates a universe ruled by mystery and transformation.
Author: Mark C Collins
Author: Mark C Collins
Author: Limelight
Author: Zoe Robinson
Author: Janet Evanovich
Author: Walter Kirn
Author: Janet Evanovich
Author: Jeanie Franz Ransom
Author: Christine P. Kallevig
Author: Kim Vogel Sawyer
Author: Hiromi Kawakami