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Author: Sarah Maizes Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 1101478977 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 125
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YOU'RE EITHER A MILF OR YOU'RE A MILF-DUD. TAKE YOUR PICK. For thousands of years, women have been expected to hang up their "hotness" once they had kids. They disappeared behind their families and the dashboards of minivans...Until now! Whether sporting a cardigan and jeans, sweats or a business suit, today's Mom is a shining example of confidence, poise, and age-defying beauty. Even as she juggles carpool, PTA, and the demands of the office, or shrieks, "GET IN THE TUB, NOOOWWW!", she's pretty darn hot. A MILF ISN'T BORN, SHE'S MADE A Milf is confident in her choices, because doubt is for 20-year-olds. A Milf laughs. A lot. A Milf kisses her man in public and hugs her kids until they cry out in sheer embarrassment. A Milf doesn't let petty issues get her down and always looks up (take that gravity!). GOT MILF? CELEBRATES WHERE THE MODERN WOMAN HAS TAKEN MOTHERHOOD. IT'S TIME TO STAND UP, EMBRACE YOUR INNER MILF AND BE COUNTED! Watch a Video
Author: Sarah Maizes Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 1101478977 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 125
Book Description
YOU'RE EITHER A MILF OR YOU'RE A MILF-DUD. TAKE YOUR PICK. For thousands of years, women have been expected to hang up their "hotness" once they had kids. They disappeared behind their families and the dashboards of minivans...Until now! Whether sporting a cardigan and jeans, sweats or a business suit, today's Mom is a shining example of confidence, poise, and age-defying beauty. Even as she juggles carpool, PTA, and the demands of the office, or shrieks, "GET IN THE TUB, NOOOWWW!", she's pretty darn hot. A MILF ISN'T BORN, SHE'S MADE A Milf is confident in her choices, because doubt is for 20-year-olds. A Milf laughs. A lot. A Milf kisses her man in public and hugs her kids until they cry out in sheer embarrassment. A Milf doesn't let petty issues get her down and always looks up (take that gravity!). GOT MILF? CELEBRATES WHERE THE MODERN WOMAN HAS TAKEN MOTHERHOOD. IT'S TIME TO STAND UP, EMBRACE YOUR INNER MILF AND BE COUNTED! Watch a Video
Author: Jilly Bangs Publisher: Jilly Bangs ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 11
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I was a 6"2 tattooed biker, the ultimate male. But my fantasy was to become a milf and take on a gang of guys. I discovered a way to make my fantasy come true...
Author: Jessie Foxx Publisher: Boruma Publishing ISBN: 1310137900 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 95
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For the first time in one hot volume, bestselling erotica authors Jessie Foxx, Alana Church, and Laura Lovecraft combine their talents to bring you ?Got MILF?? a sizzling trio of stories about MILFs who are out-of-this-world sexy, sultry, and gorgeous. Lose yourself in steamy desire as three lucky young men get their wildest dreams fulfilled! ÿ Excerpt from ?Driven MILF-Crazy? ?So,? Estella began. ?Do you want to step out of the car and take care of it?? I was suddenly overcome with boldness. I mean, hey, she could see my arousal; if I was going to be upfront about what I wanted, there was no better time to do it. ?Not really.? I watched her eyes widen as I unzipped my jeans and pulled out my best bud. She raised a hand to her mouth, covering a smile. I didn?t care if it was from embarrassment; that moment sitting there, exposing myself to this gorgeous woman, was the most unreal, erotic moment of my life. The blood pounded in my ears, and I swear I could hear my heart beating in my chest. It?s a good thing I had nothing to say, because my mouth was so dry I could not utter a single word. When Estella finally removed her hand from her face, she was still smiling and her tanned face had gone a shade of red. ?Wow. Eduardo I wasn?t expecting?that.? I swallowed, trying to bring enough moisture to my mouth to say those two crucial words. ?Wanna help?? It was all riding on that. There was nothing else I could say; I?d crossed that line and there was no going back. ÿ Excerpt from ?The Snow Maid? She stepped into his arms. She was trembling. With fear or desire, he couldn't tell. He put his arms around her for comfort and held her, astonished as always to find how small she was. Her breasts were firm against his chest. She spoke softly, cool breath raising goosebumps on his chest. ?I forgot what it was like. My creators, bless and damn them, couldn't imagine a young woman who wasn't also governed by lust. So the Snow Maid is like a mare who is perpetually in heat. The maid who is also a wanton. Do you understand?? she asked, pulling away to look up at his face. For the first time in his memory, her pale face was flushed. ?I have no choice in the matter. Damn them all, I don't really want a choice. Not when she is upon me and you are here. The Snow Maid wants a man. I want a man. I need a man. I want you. I need you, Bill Carter. Thank the High One he brought you to me.? She raised herself on her toes, cold lips brushing his. ?Make love to me, please?? Without words, Bill took her hands in his and brought them to his lips. Hand in hand, they walked out of the kitchen, and Polina led him to the one place in the house he had never gone. Her bedroom. ÿ Excerpt from ?After School Special? ?Why should a young man feel sorry for looking at an attractive woman?? ?I shouldn?t?? I put my hands out. ?Nope,? she answered. ?I?m flattered that you look.? She gave me a nasty little smirk. ?I know you do, I know all the boys do, and I love it.? ?You do?? ?I do. I mean, after all?? Grabbing the top of her shirt, she pulled it down to expose more of her cleavage. ?Isn?t that what I am: an effing tease?? ?I was just, um?? I stopped when she placed her finger to my lips. ?See, that?s the problem. Looking is fine, fantasizing is fine, but saying crude nasty things about me is where you were wrong today.? ?I?m sorry, Miss Ross,? I said more firmly this time. ?I know I was wrong, but could you maybe not tell?? ?You are wrong.? She nodded. ?How do you know I?m a tease? That?s an assumption made by men who know they?ll never get a woman, so they say they?re teases. It?s a petty, misleading statement. Never mind harsh and hurtful. ?You know how much trouble you can get into for this, don?t you, Todd?? ?Yes, ma?am.? ?Well I suggest you start doing some serious ass kissing if you don?t want me to say anything.? ?What do you want me to do?? I asked, confused, but relieved that I might have a shot at getting out of this. ?I just told you,? Miss Ross said. ?Start kissing my ass.?
Author: Gael Fashingbauer Cooper Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 1101623993 Category : Reference Languages : en Pages : 258
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If you can tell the difference between the Petes in Pete & Pete, know every step to the Macarena by heart, and remember when The Real World was about more than just drunken hookups, The Totally Sweet ’90s will be a welcome trip down memory lane. With this hella cool guide, you’ll reminisce about that glorious decade when Beanie Babies seemed like a smart economic investment and Kris Kross had you wearing your pants backward. Whether you contracted dysentery on the Oregon Trail or longed to attend Janet Reno’s Dance Party, you’ll get a kick out of seeing which toys, treats, and trends stayed around, and which flopped. So throw your ponytail into a scrunchie, take a swig from your can of Surge, and join us on this ride through the unforgettable (and sometimes unforgivable) trends of the ’90s.
Author: Chiara Piazzesi Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield ISBN: 1538175754 Category : Social Science Languages : en Pages : 285
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Why must beauty be seen as a binary that is either oppressive or empowering for women? The Beauty Paradox: Femininity in the Age of Selfies argues that women’s experiences of beauty as both validating and belittling is grounded in the contradictory injunctions that they receive regarding their participation in beauty culture. Piazzesi identifies the four main paradoxes of Western beauty culture: the worth paradox, the authenticity paradox, the power paradox, and the commitment paradox and examines how they trail women’s everyday experiences, choices, and reflections regarding beauty. She examines the role of beauty in women’s everyday lives and in a variety of contexts: informal social encounters, work and career settings, parenting, intergenerational relationships, self-care, and online networking practices. The author broadens the current discourse on beauty with an emphasis on the digital world, primarily the use of selfies.
Author: John J. Minerva Publisher: Xlibris Corporation ISBN: 1543452000 Category : History Languages : en Pages : 297
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The book is intended primarily to be family history for the next several generations of Minervas. It also contributes to the canon of personal diaries of the Korean War. It presents an aspect of war and army life that families back home would not have considered. Being in the armed service for his country, a young man had to rearrange his daily life in the framework of the circumstances the US Army presented. He was living with other men like himself, in close quarters, moving frequently. There was also in this case a peta puppy dog for company. His room and meals, of various qualities, would be supplied, but he had to arrange for his laundry, housekeeping, and, mainly, recreational activities of some kind for those many hours when his services were not being required by the command that otherwise would be empty and subject to massive stretches of boredom.
Author: Neil Chuma Publisher: Lulu.com ISBN: 1326867032 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 521
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The war on drugs has created many problems in our society......This book is an autobiographical alternative account of the author's life and how he came to face one of the most difficult laws ever imposed. The book explores many themes such as racial identity, prison, crime and punishment, poverty, sex, love, drugs, politics, religion, philosophy, death and human identity. The author delves deep into many themes considered taboo and dares to write what many fear to even consider an issue. Discover a new way of looking at the world from the eyes of the man who has faced adversity in all its might.
Author: Cesspool Jones Publisher: Booktango ISBN: 1468912518 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 581
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Expect No Help' is a non-fiction novel that depicts America from the 1960's up to now through the eyes of someone who was there...and still is...sometimes. It shows most anyone who reads this how to grow up (author's point of view), even coming up in the 60's and 70's. Much change happened from then till now...with the word change now reduced to a 4-letter word...along with the word power. This novel is all about the future of this country at the grass-roots level. That means 'old school America' ain't goin` anywhere soon...if at all! However, this novel looks at 'new school America' with only slight skeptisism, only for the fact...change makes the world go `round. Without change, the world turns stagnant. However, once again,"What do you want to change into?" This novel does a pretty good job in trying to decipher that question, leaving no stone unturned...with an open-minded and also a one-sided opinion. That is not easy to do. There is absolutely no 'political correctless' what-so-ever in this novel and could be considered toxic to people with narrow-minded beliefs. This novel don't care...but with tact. It is written somewhat off of the streets in a language that anyone...from a stoner to a P.H.D can understand. The very first part of the book vaguely states what the novel is all about and if that's gunna be a rough ride for you...wear a helmut while reading it or find something else to do.
Author: Sarah Maizes
Author: Sarah Maizes
Author: Jilly Bangs
Author: Jessie Foxx
Author: Gael Fashingbauer Cooper
Author: Jilly Bangs
Author: Chiara Piazzesi
Author: John J. Minerva
Author: Neil Chuma
Author: Charlie B.
Author: Cesspool Jones