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Author: Derek Anderson Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers ISBN: Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 40
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At the zoo Gladys eats bananas for breakfast, bananas for lunch, and even bananas for dinner. But one day Gladys smells something even better than bananas. Could it be pizza? Ice cream? Or something altogether better?
Author: Derek Anderson Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers ISBN: Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 40
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At the zoo Gladys eats bananas for breakfast, bananas for lunch, and even bananas for dinner. But one day Gladys smells something even better than bananas. Could it be pizza? Ice cream? Or something altogether better?
Author: Clyde Edgerton Publisher: Hachette UK ISBN: 1565127714 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 204
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In his eighth deliciously funny novel, Clyde Edgerton introduces us to the irrepressible Lil Olive, who's recently arrived at the Rosehaven Convalescence Center to recuperate from a bad fall. Lil longs to be back in her own apartment, and since her driver's license doesn't expire until her ninety-seventh birthday, she also longs to get back behind the wheel of her sporty '89 Olds. To pass the time until independence, Lil strikes up some new friendships. Mrs. Maudie Lowe and Mrs. Beatrice Satterwhite, who are laying bets on whether Clara Cochran's glass eye comes out at night. And L. Ray Flowers, the freelance evangelical preacher with fancy white hair who sings his sermons, strums a mean guitar, and aspires to an even higher calling. Keeping a watchful eye on them all is Carl, Lil's middle-aged bachelor nephew with a heart of gold and the patience of a saint. But soon Rosehaven is turned upside down and the outcome is anyone's guess. Lil and the girls steal a car and hit the highway. L. Ray's vision of a national movement to unite churches and nursing homes (Nurches of America) is embraced by the residents. And then there's Darla Avery's dirty little secret, which could spell the end for the visionary preacher. Edgerton looks at the challenges of aging with sympathy, sensitivity, and his trademark sense of humor. Like the bestseller Walking Across Egypt, this is vintage Edgerton: wise, wistful, and laugh-out-loud funny.
Author: Lynn Johnston Publisher: HarperCollins ISBN: 9780061702341 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 0
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sniff whuffa snoof sniff snuff Good-natured and ever-hungry, Farley goes wherever his nose leads him. But as one delicious smell follows another, soon Farley is meeting new friends and exploring parts of town he's never seen before. Just how far has he wandered? Will he find a familiar smell to lead him back home? Young dog lovers will delight in the irresistible picture-book debut of Farley—an endearing pooch with a big appetite and an even bigger heart!
Author: Adrienne Bellamy Publisher: Xlibris Corporation ISBN: 1456803719 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 472
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In Arrivals, Greer, is a woman with THE master plan. After the painful death of her husband and one true love, this successful graphic artist has decided to take a walk on the wild side and date whoever she wants, whenever she wants and will not allow a small thing such as marital status to deter her. Her rules are strict, organized, definitely self-serving and well worth the trouble. Greer has all her bases covered until she meets a man who challenges her game plan. Reba and Doug are happily married but their joyful and peaceful life is interrupted by a mischievous teenager and an ex-husband who won't stay gone. When Reba's ex-husband Johnny threatens to disrupt their happy home, one of Reba's sister friends comes to the rescue with a plan of her own. Her exposure enables Reba and Doug to maintain their blissful existence and ultimately survive the challenges of blending two families. Terri has hired a new housekeeper, Harvey. When she signed on to hire Harvey she had no idea she was also inheriting his drinking problem, his landlord and his incessant phobias. Harvey thinks he's a hot gay blade who has a fantasy that includes exterminating Terri's home of imaginary creatures. Harvey's landlord is clearly taking advantage of him—that is until Terri decides to teach her who the master manipulator really is. Lenora, whom you adored in Bellamy’s novel, Departures has a new occupation. She has founded the Life After Death program for death row inmates who wish to donate their organs. The convicts are all interesting characters in and of themselves—however, their stories are both surprising and shocking. Alas dear Amber has become a typical teenager. When Amber finds out she is in line to inherit a sizeable amount of money, she becomes hell-bent on circumventing her adopted father Horace's involvement and obtaining the money directly. Her plan is to live large and flex a little "bling-bling,” regardless of Horace's objections. Amber misjudges the consequences of going it alone and of course, pays a price she never would have expected. The folks of Departures and Connecting are at it again, but this time with added characters who are just as funny, realistic and down to earth as the originals.
Author: Janice Erlbaum Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR) ISBN: 0374306532 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 285
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A funny and heartfelt realistic middle-grade novel about friendship, family, and the meaning of luck, from author Janice Erlbaum. Eighth-grader Emma Macintyre could use some good luck. The popular kids at her school ignore her, the boy she likes is out of her league, and her best friend has been ditching her for the mean girls. Worst of all, her beloved Aunt Jenny died recently, leaving Emma and her single mom reeling with grief. Then Emma receives a mysterious letter with no return address. The letter promises that ten lucky little things will happen to her over the next thirty days—she just has to make a list of what she wants. When the things on her list start coming true, she races to understand what’s happening. How does this lucky letter work? Who sent it? And what’s going to happen when the thirty days are done?
Author: Janet Tronstad Publisher: Steeple Hill ISBN: 1426853408 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 317
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Her rich, spoiled, about-to-be-married cousin has been giving Julie White The Look her whole life. The Look that says she isn't successful enough, attractive enough, anything enough. So after getting The Look one too many times, Julie tries to impress Cousin Elaine— and without exactly lying, lets Elaine think Julie's landed her dream job— as a wedding planner. But when Elaine's real wedding planner runs off with all her money, she begs Julie to save her big day. And so Julie organizes a huge, splashy wedding at the chapel where she actually works. And hopes that the bride, the groom and two hundred assorted guests somehow won't notice that it's really a funeral chapel.—
Author: Lauren Thompson Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 0857073834 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 36
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When a little green frog hops into Little Quack's pond - the other ducklings are not at all sure if they should make friends with him - after all he sounds funny, he's green and he's not at all fluffy. But Little Quack wants to be frog's friend and soon persuades his brothers and sisters that hopping, splashing and jumping are all fun things to do - so Little Ribbit is soon very at home in his new pond.
Author: Lauren Thompson Publisher: ABDO ISBN: 9781599614922 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 36
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One by one, four ducklings find the courage to jump into the pond and paddle with Mama Duck, until only Little Quack is left in the nest, trying to be brave.
Author: Jenny Lawson Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 1101573082 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 384
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The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside
Author: Cynthia Lord Publisher: Scholastic Inc. ISBN: 0545035309 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 41
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A hamster, with the help of a canine junkyard dealer and his mouse assistants, builds a hot rod and drives it in a race against some very large dogs.
Author: Derek Anderson
Author: Derek Anderson
Author: Clyde Edgerton
Author: Lynn Johnston
Author: Adrienne Bellamy
Author: Janice Erlbaum
Author: Janet Tronstad
Author: Lauren Thompson
Author: Lauren Thompson
Author: Jenny Lawson
Author: Cynthia Lord