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Author: E. Gene Davis Publisher: Trafford Publishing ISBN: 9781425164805 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 413
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EXAMPLES: Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? Because every time she got hot, he would beat her with a shovel. Josh, age 4, on seeing a couple kissing: He's trying to steal her chewing gum. Sign: For Sale - Parachute. Only used once. Small stain On a virgin's tombstone: Returned To Sender Unopened What do you want on your tombstone? My 9-year-old grandson Trevor said, Pepperoni, cheese and mushrooms. Georgia Tech School Rule: How do you get a University of Georgia cheerleader into your dorm room? Just grease her hips and push. It's been so long since I made love, I can't remember who gets tied up. -Joan Rivers The towels were so thick there, I could hardly close my suitcase. -Yogi Berra She: You'd better go. My husband just drove up. He: Where's the back door? She: We don't have one. He: Where would you like one? These are some of the thousands of jokes, one-liners and quotes on just about any subject, crammed into this book. If you yearn for additional sparkle and zest in your presentations, you have come to the right place. This book is primarily a Humor Resource with a massive reservoir of clever and useable Illustrations Haven't we all prepared for a presentation hoping for a Home Run? Sure we have. When we speak, we expect the ball to go right over the fence. But often. we have come up dry. And surely you remember your own failed experience(s). Just when you wanted to go into your Home Run Trot, you realized, you didn't quite get all of the ball. The problem? You had no time to look for hilarious and profound material. Wouldn't it have been invaluable to have a vast quality collection right at your fingertips? Well now you do. Get 'Em Laughing... and Bring the house down!
Author: E. Gene Davis Publisher: Trafford Publishing ISBN: 1425114334 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 412
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"Humor Resource" for Public Speakers wanting to hit a Home Run. Packed with really funny jokes, clever quotes and stories that you can't wait to use. From thousands of professional sources.
Author: E. Gene Davis Publisher: Trafford Publishing ISBN: 9781425164805 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 413
Book Description
EXAMPLES: Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? Because every time she got hot, he would beat her with a shovel. Josh, age 4, on seeing a couple kissing: He's trying to steal her chewing gum. Sign: For Sale - Parachute. Only used once. Small stain On a virgin's tombstone: Returned To Sender Unopened What do you want on your tombstone? My 9-year-old grandson Trevor said, Pepperoni, cheese and mushrooms. Georgia Tech School Rule: How do you get a University of Georgia cheerleader into your dorm room? Just grease her hips and push. It's been so long since I made love, I can't remember who gets tied up. -Joan Rivers The towels were so thick there, I could hardly close my suitcase. -Yogi Berra She: You'd better go. My husband just drove up. He: Where's the back door? She: We don't have one. He: Where would you like one? These are some of the thousands of jokes, one-liners and quotes on just about any subject, crammed into this book. If you yearn for additional sparkle and zest in your presentations, you have come to the right place. This book is primarily a Humor Resource with a massive reservoir of clever and useable Illustrations Haven't we all prepared for a presentation hoping for a Home Run? Sure we have. When we speak, we expect the ball to go right over the fence. But often. we have come up dry. And surely you remember your own failed experience(s). Just when you wanted to go into your Home Run Trot, you realized, you didn't quite get all of the ball. The problem? You had no time to look for hilarious and profound material. Wouldn't it have been invaluable to have a vast quality collection right at your fingertips? Well now you do. Get 'Em Laughing... and Bring the house down!
Author: Dan S. Kennedy Publisher: Morgan James Publishing ISBN: 098285904X Category : Business & Economics Languages : en Pages : 267
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A successful entrepreneur, speaker, and marketing copywriter shows you how to wield the persuasive, profit-making power of humor. People buy more and buy more happily when in good humor. Understanding humor and being able to effectively use it for your sales and persuasion purposes is a powerful advantage. Drawn from thirty years' experience as a popular professional speaker, author of thirteen books, columnist and advertising copywriter, Dan Kennedy looks at humor as an instrument of influence. Anyone who must speak or write to a public audience will find fodder here. Whether you deliver speeches, seminars, or group sales presentations; serve as toastmaster at events; or write advertisements, sales letters, or newsletters, this book offers thoughtful insight, practical strategies, and simple shortcuts to help you be confident and adept at being funny with a purpose. (Even if you're not all that funny.) Note: this book contains adult material and may not be suitable for minors. Or for the easily offended.
Author: Jeffrey Gurian Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc. ISBN: 1620878682 Category : Performing Arts Languages : en Pages : 253
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Once in a lifetime a venue comes along that changes show business dramatically, that fosters growth and camaraderie, experimentation and freedom. The Comic Strip is one of those places, and Make ’Em Laugh is an inside look at how it all happened, straight from the mouths of the stars who built their careers on its stage. Owner Richie Tienken and a wealth of comics open their hearts and souls to share their most intimate memories, the laughs and tears, the good times and the bad, in order to paint an all-encompassing, behind-the-scenes history of this iconic club. Interviews include famous comedians, such as: • Jerry Seinfeld • Gilbert Gottfried • Paul Reiser • Lisa Lampanelli • George Wallace • Billy Crystal • Jim Breuer • Susie Essman • Lewis Black • Ray Romano • And many more! Relive the excitement as these comics explain how they came to belong to the Comic Strip family, and how they went on to enjoy huge careers, bringing laughter to millions of people all over the world. This book is a must for any comedian or comedy lover’s library!
Author: Ruth R. Wisse Publisher: Princeton University Press ISBN: 0691149461 Category : Literary Criticism Languages : en Pages : 296
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In this book, Ruth Wisse evokes and applauds the genius of spontaneous Jewish joking--as well as the brilliance of comic masterworks by writers like Heinrich Heine, Sholem Aleichem, Isaac Babel, S. Y. Agnon, Isaac Bashevis Singer, and Philip Roth. A.
Author: Robert Orben Publisher: Doubleday ISBN: 0307817520 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 344
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There is no better, faster, or more effective way to reach out and grab an audience’s attention than the adroit use of humor. An apt, well-timed joke can soothe the hostile, focus the uninterested, and the spur on the enthusiastic. In this latest collection from Robert Orben, master of the one-liner and fountain of humor for the great TV and stand-up comics, are gathered over 2500 short, relevant, and sharp laugh-getters that can easily be added to speeches, lectures, presentations, or casual conversation. Arranged into several hundred categories for ease in selection, the subject matter is topical—ranging from acupuncture and air pollution to women’s liberation and X-rated movies. Most of the jokes are one-liners that move with a snap and a sizzle that anecdotes and lengthy stories lack. Here you will find openings and closings for speeches, plus random and specific comment invaluable to anyone who has ever been called upon to “say a few words.” A marvelous tool for speakers, writers, and performers, Mr. Orben’s newest book will also provide hours of laugh-filled reading for everyone.
Author: Ricky Olson Publisher: Peacock Proud Press ISBN: 9780998121222 Category : Languages : en Pages :
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Ricky Olson is an award-winning humorous speaker. Although he was told all his life he was funny, no one was laughing when he gave stand-up comedy a shot. Being "naturally funny" failed him, so he was forced to figure it out or quit. After four years of intense study and after finding an amazing coach, Ricky shares what he's learned, so you, too, can Hook 'Em with Humor.
Author: Charles N. Lurie Publisher: ISBN: 9781436679091 Category : Languages : en Pages : 304
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This scarce antiquarian book is a facsimile reprint of the original. Due to its age, it may contain imperfections such as marks, notations, marginalia and flawed pages. Because we believe this work is culturally important, we have made it available as part of our commitment for protecting, preserving, and promoting the world's literature in affordable, high quality, modern editions that are true to the original work.
Author: Marvin Maupin Publisher: AuthorHouse ISBN: 1452008809 Category : Health & Fitness Languages : en Pages : 218
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Finally! A Complete, Easy To Follow Humor Manual with More Than 1,000 Ways to Be Funnier Than You Ever Thought Possible! Humorist & roast master shares his private collection of the world's funniest clean jokes, one liners and illustrations. You'll also learn: - The art & science of remembering & telling jokes. A simple process that will have you remembering & telling jokes like a pro. - How to serve the perfect humorous roast. A complete step by step format for performing a side-splitting roast on anyone.
Author: E. Gene Davis
Author: E. Gene Davis
Author: E. Gene Davis
Author: Dan S. Kennedy
Author: Jeffrey Gurian
Author: Ruth R. Wisse
Author: Robert Orben
Author: Ricky Olson
Author: Charles N. Lurie
Author: William A. Wellman
Author: Marvin Maupin