Author: Zachary Auburn
Publisher: Crown
ISBN: 0451494938
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 146
Book Description
The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?” Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!
How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
Author: Zachary Auburn
Publisher: Crown
ISBN: 0451494938
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 146
Book Description
The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?” Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!
Publisher: Crown
ISBN: 0451494938
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 146
Book Description
The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?” Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!
Porn for Women of a Certain Age
Author: Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 0811873714
Category : Photography
Languages : en
Pages : 97
Book Description
Photos of the silver, sexy superheroes we deserve: mature men who can warm up your bed and fix your (obviously) broken scale. Just how long do you plan on defying the laws of gravity? Responding to overwhelming demand, the Cambridge Women’s Pornography Cooperative has researched deeply into the desires of women of a certain age. The result: forty steamy scenarios show hunky yet distinguished men catering to every whim. These handsome hotties insist she take an early retirement, delight in the silver in her hair, and best of all, take over the cooking and cleaning. Mrrow! Scientifically proven to make women swoon, Porn for Women of a Certain Age will leave the ladies begging for more. Praise for Porn for New Moms “Genius gift idea . . . (I’ll be getting one for each of the 10 baby showers I have in the next three months!)” —Glamour Magazine “It’s a book we wouldn’t mind sharing with every mother we know.” —Parenting.com “This new book from Chronicle has got to be my favorite baby shower gift idea this year.” —RookieMom.com
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 0811873714
Category : Photography
Languages : en
Pages : 97
Book Description
Photos of the silver, sexy superheroes we deserve: mature men who can warm up your bed and fix your (obviously) broken scale. Just how long do you plan on defying the laws of gravity? Responding to overwhelming demand, the Cambridge Women’s Pornography Cooperative has researched deeply into the desires of women of a certain age. The result: forty steamy scenarios show hunky yet distinguished men catering to every whim. These handsome hotties insist she take an early retirement, delight in the silver in her hair, and best of all, take over the cooking and cleaning. Mrrow! Scientifically proven to make women swoon, Porn for Women of a Certain Age will leave the ladies begging for more. Praise for Porn for New Moms “Genius gift idea . . . (I’ll be getting one for each of the 10 baby showers I have in the next three months!)” —Glamour Magazine “It’s a book we wouldn’t mind sharing with every mother we know.” —Parenting.com “This new book from Chronicle has got to be my favorite baby shower gift idea this year.” —RookieMom.com
How to Traumatize Your Children
Author: Knock Knock
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781601060389
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 200
Book Description
While it's inevitable that all of us will traumatize our children, even the most committed parents have lacked guidance to do so deliberately and effectively. Whether you want to traumatise your kids the same way your parents used to or use a different approach, this book shows you the way.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781601060389
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 200
Book Description
While it's inevitable that all of us will traumatize our children, even the most committed parents have lacked guidance to do so deliberately and effectively. Whether you want to traumatise your kids the same way your parents used to or use a different approach, this book shows you the way.
Mommy Didn't Say That...
Author: Allison McGill
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781734047912
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781734047912
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :
Book Description
Parenting Is Easy
Author: Sara Given
Publisher: Workman Publishing
ISBN: 0761185658
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 177
Book Description
Imagine a world where pregnant women are always upbeat and glowing, newborns sleep on cue, toddlers love to have their teeth brushed, and teenagers gaze adoringly at their parents. Impossible, you say? Not according to advertisers who flood the web with stock photos of perfect parents and children. They’d have you believe that parenting is a piece of cake, and every significant moment of family life takes place on a spotless white couch. So when Sara Given, a real mother of a real toddler, saw a picture of a radiant new mother in a cute little sundress breastfeeding her newborn in the middle of a golf course, she finally had enough. She launched a Tumblr, which is now visited by tens of thousands of new parents looking for a daily pick-me-up. Because what better way is there to deal with the stress and strain of being a new parent than laughter? The perfect gift of cheer and solidarity, Parenting Is Easy exploits the disconnect between these preposterous photos and what happens in real life, and makes every reader laugh out loud—and feel better, too, because we’re in on the joke.
Publisher: Workman Publishing
ISBN: 0761185658
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 177
Book Description
Imagine a world where pregnant women are always upbeat and glowing, newborns sleep on cue, toddlers love to have their teeth brushed, and teenagers gaze adoringly at their parents. Impossible, you say? Not according to advertisers who flood the web with stock photos of perfect parents and children. They’d have you believe that parenting is a piece of cake, and every significant moment of family life takes place on a spotless white couch. So when Sara Given, a real mother of a real toddler, saw a picture of a radiant new mother in a cute little sundress breastfeeding her newborn in the middle of a golf course, she finally had enough. She launched a Tumblr, which is now visited by tens of thousands of new parents looking for a daily pick-me-up. Because what better way is there to deal with the stress and strain of being a new parent than laughter? The perfect gift of cheer and solidarity, Parenting Is Easy exploits the disconnect between these preposterous photos and what happens in real life, and makes every reader laugh out loud—and feel better, too, because we’re in on the joke.
Another Fucking Shit List
Author: Crazy Tired Beetches
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781790450244
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 152
Book Description
Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Weekly planner pages Sunday through Saturday. Lined, corresponding pages with areas to include "This Week's Shit List" and "Other Important Shit to Remember." This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general, while keeping track of their daily activities (the cause of their stress)! 150 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover. Part of our "Cuss Words Make Me Happy" Series of journals and planners! Visit our author page for more funny gag gift options for your best friends and women in your life!
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781790450244
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 152
Book Description
Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Weekly planner pages Sunday through Saturday. Lined, corresponding pages with areas to include "This Week's Shit List" and "Other Important Shit to Remember." This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general, while keeping track of their daily activities (the cause of their stress)! 150 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover. Part of our "Cuss Words Make Me Happy" Series of journals and planners! Visit our author page for more funny gag gift options for your best friends and women in your life!
Shit I Can't Remember
Author: Phil D Organizers
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781095625095
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Organizer & Notebook for Passwords and Shit
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781095625095
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Organizer & Notebook for Passwords and Shit
Tell Me Your Life Story, Grandma
Author: Questions About Me
Publisher: Tell Me Your Life Story Series
ISBN: 9781952568299
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 124
Book Description
Publisher: Tell Me Your Life Story Series
ISBN: 9781952568299
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 124
Book Description
How Expecting Moms Swear
Author: Funny Pregnant Women Gifts
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781713461319
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
#1 Gift Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. Give the gift of laughter! "Finally a gift that doesn't suck." "So funny I nearly pissed myself." "Better than telling Marcus to fuck off." This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of work, relationships, family gatherings, and other unnecessarily stressful situations. Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, in the car, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Perfect humorous gift for family, friends, coworkers, parties, stocking stuffer, and gift exchanges. Great as a gift or for yourself! Give the gift of laughter. Treat yourself, someone you love... or someone you hate!
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781713461319
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
#1 Gift Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. Give the gift of laughter! "Finally a gift that doesn't suck." "So funny I nearly pissed myself." "Better than telling Marcus to fuck off." This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of work, relationships, family gatherings, and other unnecessarily stressful situations. Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, in the car, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Perfect humorous gift for family, friends, coworkers, parties, stocking stuffer, and gift exchanges. Great as a gift or for yourself! Give the gift of laughter. Treat yourself, someone you love... or someone you hate!
My Heart Pumps Oil
Author: Professional Mechanic
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 120
Book Description
Blank Lined Journal. This Auto Mechanic Journal/Notebook will make perfect Auto Mechanic Design for a birthday, Christmas, Valentine's Day, New Year's, Easter, Mother's Day, Father's Day. Best Mechanic gifts for a car mechanic or your job involves any auto shop tools and equipment. Details Of This Journal Include: 6X9 inches, 120 pages, Matte-Finished Cover and White Paper. If you are looking for another book, excellent journals, and notebooks, perfect for school, work and home. Make sure to click on the Author's name for Other Great Journal design.
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 120
Book Description
Blank Lined Journal. This Auto Mechanic Journal/Notebook will make perfect Auto Mechanic Design for a birthday, Christmas, Valentine's Day, New Year's, Easter, Mother's Day, Father's Day. Best Mechanic gifts for a car mechanic or your job involves any auto shop tools and equipment. Details Of This Journal Include: 6X9 inches, 120 pages, Matte-Finished Cover and White Paper. If you are looking for another book, excellent journals, and notebooks, perfect for school, work and home. Make sure to click on the Author's name for Other Great Journal design.