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Author: Dino Dhamphyr Publisher: Dino Dhamphyr ISBN: 1738024725 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 163
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Are you tired of hearing, "Oh, you must start a family, have children?" Then "Fuck Them Kids, Get a Cat" is your sassy retort! Dive into this irreverent guide that celebrates cat parenting with an unparalleled wit, hilarity, and unabashed joy. If the traditional path just isn't for you, this book offers an entertaining escape into a world where feline companionship reigns supreme. With biting satire and riotous humor, it's more than just a read – it's a cat-tastic revolution. Get ready to roar with laughter and say unapologetically, "Fuck Them Kids, Get a Cat!" The claws are out, and they're beckoning you to join the fun!
Author: Dino Dhamphyr Publisher: Dino Dhamphyr ISBN: 1738024725 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 163
Book Description
Are you tired of hearing, "Oh, you must start a family, have children?" Then "Fuck Them Kids, Get a Cat" is your sassy retort! Dive into this irreverent guide that celebrates cat parenting with an unparalleled wit, hilarity, and unabashed joy. If the traditional path just isn't for you, this book offers an entertaining escape into a world where feline companionship reigns supreme. With biting satire and riotous humor, it's more than just a read – it's a cat-tastic revolution. Get ready to roar with laughter and say unapologetically, "Fuck Them Kids, Get a Cat!" The claws are out, and they're beckoning you to join the fun!
Author: Dino Dhamphyr Publisher: Dino Dhamphyr ISBN: 1738024784 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 88
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When Gabrielle unwittingly unleashes the Four Horsemen from a cursed book, her world is thrown into chaos. "Tell Tale of the Apocalypse," inspired by the haunting poem of Dino Dhamphyr, tells a gripping story of survival against the backdrop of an unraveled world. As Gabrielle confronts the terrors she has released, she faces the ultimate truth: death is inevitable. This tale is a raw journey through a landscape where every choice carries weight and the human spirit is tested to its limits.
Author: Mary Gaitskill Publisher: ISBN: 9781911547808 Category : Loss (Psychology) Languages : en Pages : 120
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'Last year I lost my cat Gattino. He was very young, at seven months barely an adolescent. He is probably dead but I don't know for certain.'
Author: Dino Dhamphyr Publisher: Dino Dhamphyr ISBN: 1738024768 Category : Young Adult Fiction Languages : en Pages : 66
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In "The Interrogation," embark on a spine-tingling journey where reality unravels, and the line between nightmare and truth blurs. James finds himself handcuffed to a table, haunted by indescribable horrors. As he relives a never-ending cycle of terror, he must convince Detectives Grimes and Morales that the darkness lurking in the shadows is all too real. With each page, you'll be drawn deeper into a world where malevolent forces toy with the boundaries of sanity. Discover the gripping mystery that will keep you on the edge of your seat until the shocking finale.
Author: Richard Yancey Publisher: Zondervan ISBN: 0061740756 Category : Law Languages : en Pages : 400
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Twelve years ago, Richard Yancey answered a blind ad in the newspaper offering a salary higher than what he’d made over the three previous years combined. It turned out that the job was for the Internal Revenue Service -- the most hated and feared organization in the federal government. So Yancey became the man who got in his car, drove to your house, knocked on your door, and made you pay. Never mind that his car was littered with candy wrappers, his palms were sweaty, and he couldn’t remember where he stashed his own tax records. He was there on the authority of the United States government. With "a rich mix of humor, horror, and angst [and] better than most novels on the bestseller lists" (Boston Sunday Globe), Confessions of a Tax Collector contains an astonishing cast of too-strange-for-fiction characters. But the most intriguing character of all is Yancey himself who -- in detailing how the job changed him and how he managed to pull himself back from the brink of moral, ethical, and spiritual bankruptcy -- reveals what really lies beneath those dark suits and mirrored sunglasses. This P.S. edition features an extra 16 pages of insights into the book, including author interviews, recommended reading, and more.
Author: Hannah Shaw Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 1524744077 Category : Pets Languages : en Pages : 338
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*A New York Times Bestseller* #1 National Bestseller Indie Bestseller From Kitten Lady, the professional kitten rescuer, humane educator, animal advocate, and owner of the popular Instagram @kittenxlady comes the definitive book on saving the most vulnerable—and adorable—feline population: newborn kittens. Hannah Shaw, better known as Kitten Lady, has dedicated her life to saving the tiniest felines, but one doesn't have to be a professional kitten rescuer to change—and save—lives. In Tiny but Mighty, Hannah not only outlines the dangers newborn kittens face and how she combats them, but how you can help every step of the way, from fighting feline overpopulation on the streets to fostering unweaned kittens, from combating illness to combating compassion fatigue, from finding a vet to finding the purrfect forever home. Filled with information on animal welfare, instructional guides, and personal rescue stories of kittens like Chloe, Tidbit, Hank, and Badger—not to mention hundreds of adorable kitten photos—Tiny but Mighty is the must-have kitten book for cat lovers, current-and-future rescuers, foster parents, activists, and advocates.
Author: Moshe Kasher Publisher: Grand Central Publishing ISBN: 1455504955 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 202
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“The finest, most moving and powerful memoir I have ever read.”—MAYIM BIALIK Rising young comedian Moshe Kasher is lucky to be alive. He started using drugs when he was just 12. At that point, he had already been in psychoanlysis for 8 years. By the time he was 15, he had been in and out of several mental institutions, drifting from therapy to rehab to arrest to...you get the picture. But Kasher in the Rye is not an "eye opener" to the horrors of addiction. It's a hilarious memoir about the absurdity of it all. When he was a young boy, Kasher's mother took him on a vacation to the West Coast. Well it was more like an abduction. Only not officially. She stole them away from their father and they moved to Oakland , California. That's where the real fun begins, in the war zone of Oakland Public Schools. He was more than just out of control-his mother walked him around on a leash, which he chewed through and ran away. Brutally honest and laugh-out-loud funny, Kasher's first literary endeavor finds humor in even the most horrifying situations.
Author: Mary Lou Manley Publisher: Fulton Books, Inc. ISBN: 1637103611 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 376
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Navy SEAL Cain Weston returns to his familial ranch in Battle Mountain to pick up the pieces of his life after multiple deployments in the Middle East. While on leave, a chance encounter with a beautiful tourist leads him on a path of personal discovery and political intrigue seeking answers that continue to torment him. Cailee Tyler, highly educated but emotionally scarred, is the newest member of a clandestine cyber intelligence agency who finds herself conflicted in a dangerous power struggle for world domination fraught with romance and danger. Lt. Col. Mitchell Tyler, her estranged brother, reconnects with his sibling to find she is no longer the teenager he remembers but a complex woman of mystery. In his efforts to come to terms with the changes, the colonel is drawn into her web of deception that has become her new reality. Georgia Martin, a strikingly beautiful redhead, captures the Ranger's interest at first glance, holding the key to the secrets of Battle Mountain and all those sworn to maintain its secrecy. This is the second in the series of Battle Mountain romances with a third now in progress.
Author: Franklyn Godtz Publisher: Franklyn Godtz ISBN: 1667870572 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 267
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What is your purpose? Why are you here? What is this game of life about? Is this just another rabbit hole exploring the world of mysticism, esotericism, and spiritualism? Experience Noah's journey to the absolute. Franklyn Godtz guides his brother through a world of questions and in the end, finding the key to life. This magical journey may teach you something about the game you live and empower you. Once you learn the process and you are able to answer the questions, what is your purpose? and why are you here? You will recognize the game we live.
Author: The Oatmeal Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing ISBN: 1449410499 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 138
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Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat humor in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats!
Author: Dino Dhamphyr
Author: Dino Dhamphyr
Author: Dino Dhamphyr
Author: Mary Gaitskill
Author: Dino Dhamphyr
Author: Richard Yancey
Author: Hannah Shaw
Author: Moshe Kasher
Author: Mary Lou Manley
Author: Franklyn Godtz
Author: The Oatmeal