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Author: Kristjan Knall Publisher: BookRix ISBN: 3755415534 Category : Travel Languages : en Pages : 368
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I am really sorry you live in Grimsby, the banlieue of Lyon, Podgorica or some other bumfuck nowhere. Which, at least from here in Berlin, is pretty much anywhere in the world. But guess what, Berlin is not a single fuck better. Actually, it's a shithole of epic proportions. Don't believe the hype, or you are going to be the fuckwit of the month. You won't earn money here, you won't have fun, in spite of the tons of drugs you will be taking, you will not meet your partner, soul-companion, no real friends, or even people who won't fuck you over at any given opportunity. You will be left as a bloated, syringe mark riddled corpse on the sidewalk best ignored, but most likely be pissed on by Berliners. And they won't even be drunk. Now, don't get me wrong. This is not another racist pamphlet. They usually don't work out well in Germany. If anything, it's racist against Germans, and specifically, against Berliners. Thinking is the most unhealthy disease in the world, and people die of it just as they die of any disease. Luckily, in Berlin at any rate, thought is not catching. The fact is, they are the scum of the earth. If you stay here long enough, you will be too. 12 years, to be exact, and in Germany everything is exact. The reason? Don’t ask, you traitorous pig. Just follow orders. How it got that way, is a bit of a mystery. An ugly, chaotic, but at times absurdly funny mystery. So, if there's any way you can be diverted from coming here, or at least don't want to fall that hard, read on and see what an admitted asshole Berliner has to say. What’s more, do you hate guide books? Good, because they are shit, unless you want to cue for hours at a fucking museum with thousands of people. Why is it that we always go to exhibitions, museums, historic sites and other crap that we wouldn’t even give a firstt glance at home? Because we are bored, we don’t know what to do, and where. So here is all the info you need to go to the dark corners, enjoy abject eccentricity, and get smashed like there is no tomorrow. I’ve written a shitload of books about Berlin and way too often stammering twats come along and ask for an English version, while getting his purse nicked by a friend of mine. Don’t you get insulted enough? So, yeah, as we’re all so fucking international, here you have it, all unfiltered, all way too real. Oh, and be prepared to lose all your cushy illusions through vicious thoughts and obscenely strong language, you whiny little cunt. Warum also soll man sich mit einem weiteren dieser Autoren treffen? Zumal der Verlag auch noch selbst davor warnt.“ - Der Tagesspiegel, 19.3.2013. „Fast durchgängige Meinung: Kristjan Knall hat einen Knall.“ - Berliner Kurier, 19.2.2013 „Vieles an Knalls Beschreibungen ist maßlos übertrieben und landet oft unter der Gürtelline.“ - Berliner Morgenpost, 24.3.16. „Dass er in der Verkleidung wie eine jüngere Ausgabe von Helge Schneider wirkt, war ihm nicht bewusst, ist ihm aber recht.“ - Süddeutsche Zeitung, 28.11.14 „Im Online-Auftritt des Berliner Kuriers hinterlässt ein Leser am 18. Februar in der Kommentarspalte hinter dem Bericht über die Flaggenverbrennung folgende Nachricht: „Für den Vogel sollten wir Berliner sammeln, um ihm ein Ticket nach Russland zu spendieren, am besten dorthin, wo der Meteorit runtergekommen ist. Oder an die Elfenbeinküste, da kann er ja dann die Menschen weiter beleidigen. Mal sehen, was die dann mit ihm machen.“ - Cicero, 20.6.2013 Weiteres vom Meister des Abfucks: Berlin zum Abkacken. Eulenspiegel, 2013 111 Gründe Berlin zu hassen. Schwarzkopf, 2016 Stoppt die Klugscheißer!. Eulenspiegel, 2013 Europa ist geil, nur hier nicht. Eulenspiegel 2014 Edition Umsonst: Fuck Berlin - A Not-Guide, 2022 Wir Lügner – wie Google uns uns entlarvt, Bookrix, 2017 Als Mehmet Yildiz: Neukölln, ein Frontbericht. Bookrix, 2017 IS-Idioten – was mal gesagt werden muss, Bookrix, 2017 Hassfick - Pick-Up Artists, Tinder, Liebe und Hass. Bookrix, 2016 Land ohne Eigenschaften - Eine Reise durch Dunkeldeutschland. Bookrix, 2016 Berliner Armee Fraktion - Der Kampf beginnt. Bookrix, 2016 Fuck Trump - Sind die Amis wirklich so bescheuert? Bookrix, 2015 Fake News – Zu schräg, um wahr zu sein?, Bookrix, 2015 Shitstorm - Der letzte Thriller. Bookrix, 2015 twitter.com/Kristjan_Knall facebook.com/dakristjanknall/ [email protected]
Author: Kristjan Knall Publisher: BookRix ISBN: 3755415534 Category : Travel Languages : en Pages : 368
Book Description
I am really sorry you live in Grimsby, the banlieue of Lyon, Podgorica or some other bumfuck nowhere. Which, at least from here in Berlin, is pretty much anywhere in the world. But guess what, Berlin is not a single fuck better. Actually, it's a shithole of epic proportions. Don't believe the hype, or you are going to be the fuckwit of the month. You won't earn money here, you won't have fun, in spite of the tons of drugs you will be taking, you will not meet your partner, soul-companion, no real friends, or even people who won't fuck you over at any given opportunity. You will be left as a bloated, syringe mark riddled corpse on the sidewalk best ignored, but most likely be pissed on by Berliners. And they won't even be drunk. Now, don't get me wrong. This is not another racist pamphlet. They usually don't work out well in Germany. If anything, it's racist against Germans, and specifically, against Berliners. Thinking is the most unhealthy disease in the world, and people die of it just as they die of any disease. Luckily, in Berlin at any rate, thought is not catching. The fact is, they are the scum of the earth. If you stay here long enough, you will be too. 12 years, to be exact, and in Germany everything is exact. The reason? Don’t ask, you traitorous pig. Just follow orders. How it got that way, is a bit of a mystery. An ugly, chaotic, but at times absurdly funny mystery. So, if there's any way you can be diverted from coming here, or at least don't want to fall that hard, read on and see what an admitted asshole Berliner has to say. What’s more, do you hate guide books? Good, because they are shit, unless you want to cue for hours at a fucking museum with thousands of people. Why is it that we always go to exhibitions, museums, historic sites and other crap that we wouldn’t even give a firstt glance at home? Because we are bored, we don’t know what to do, and where. So here is all the info you need to go to the dark corners, enjoy abject eccentricity, and get smashed like there is no tomorrow. I’ve written a shitload of books about Berlin and way too often stammering twats come along and ask for an English version, while getting his purse nicked by a friend of mine. Don’t you get insulted enough? So, yeah, as we’re all so fucking international, here you have it, all unfiltered, all way too real. Oh, and be prepared to lose all your cushy illusions through vicious thoughts and obscenely strong language, you whiny little cunt. Warum also soll man sich mit einem weiteren dieser Autoren treffen? Zumal der Verlag auch noch selbst davor warnt.“ - Der Tagesspiegel, 19.3.2013. „Fast durchgängige Meinung: Kristjan Knall hat einen Knall.“ - Berliner Kurier, 19.2.2013 „Vieles an Knalls Beschreibungen ist maßlos übertrieben und landet oft unter der Gürtelline.“ - Berliner Morgenpost, 24.3.16. „Dass er in der Verkleidung wie eine jüngere Ausgabe von Helge Schneider wirkt, war ihm nicht bewusst, ist ihm aber recht.“ - Süddeutsche Zeitung, 28.11.14 „Im Online-Auftritt des Berliner Kuriers hinterlässt ein Leser am 18. Februar in der Kommentarspalte hinter dem Bericht über die Flaggenverbrennung folgende Nachricht: „Für den Vogel sollten wir Berliner sammeln, um ihm ein Ticket nach Russland zu spendieren, am besten dorthin, wo der Meteorit runtergekommen ist. Oder an die Elfenbeinküste, da kann er ja dann die Menschen weiter beleidigen. Mal sehen, was die dann mit ihm machen.“ - Cicero, 20.6.2013 Weiteres vom Meister des Abfucks: Berlin zum Abkacken. Eulenspiegel, 2013 111 Gründe Berlin zu hassen. Schwarzkopf, 2016 Stoppt die Klugscheißer!. Eulenspiegel, 2013 Europa ist geil, nur hier nicht. Eulenspiegel 2014 Edition Umsonst: Fuck Berlin - A Not-Guide, 2022 Wir Lügner – wie Google uns uns entlarvt, Bookrix, 2017 Als Mehmet Yildiz: Neukölln, ein Frontbericht. Bookrix, 2017 IS-Idioten – was mal gesagt werden muss, Bookrix, 2017 Hassfick - Pick-Up Artists, Tinder, Liebe und Hass. Bookrix, 2016 Land ohne Eigenschaften - Eine Reise durch Dunkeldeutschland. Bookrix, 2016 Berliner Armee Fraktion - Der Kampf beginnt. Bookrix, 2016 Fuck Trump - Sind die Amis wirklich so bescheuert? Bookrix, 2015 Fake News – Zu schräg, um wahr zu sein?, Bookrix, 2015 Shitstorm - Der letzte Thriller. Bookrix, 2015 twitter.com/Kristjan_Knall facebook.com/dakristjanknall/ [email protected]
Author: Big Shark Journals Publisher: ISBN: 9781660846542 Category : Languages : en Pages : 124
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This Lovely scuba diving logbook is a gem for men and women! Surprise your favorite diver with this clear and easy to use dive log book with the information you really need. Perfect traveler mini size 6x9" to carry everywhere. Record your diving trip, Date, Dive N, County, Location, Dive Time & a lot more plus a comment section. Perfect gifts for divers and aspiring divers.-Logbook 6x9 inches in size, 120 Pages, -Interior: Date, Dive n., Country, Location, Comments, Dive Time, Depth, Weight, Suit, Stamp
Author: Publisher: Lulu.com ISBN: 1257078704 Category : Languages : en Pages : 364
Author: Gwyn McNamee Publisher: Gwyn McNamee ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 229
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ELIJAH Life outside the walls of my prison cell is far harder than the time I did inside. There, I had my misery to keep me company. Out here, I’m forced to face the reality of everything I’ve lost. Nothing can repair the gaping hole in my chest. Yet, a broken woman wrapped in chains threatens to unravel the tangle of excuses I use to keep everyone at arm’s length. But letting Evangeline into my world means exposing her to the real threat. Me. And all the terrible things that come along with that. EVANGELINE Taken. Enslaved. To be sold to the highest bidder. The monsters who stole me away from my life have no conscience. I’m not so sure the man who rescues me is any different. He’s an ex-con and a pirate— not to be trusted. But the dark veil of anguish that shrouds him can’t hide the truth of who he is at his core. Elijah isn’t the enemy. He may be broken and tormented… And exactly what I need. Elijah and Evangeline. Agony and regret. Faith and acceptance. This anchor may pull them both down... The Inland Seas Reading Order: Squall Line Rogue Wave Safe Harbor Anchor Point Dark Tide
Author: Robert Kurson Publisher: Random House ISBN: 1588362493 Category : History Languages : en Pages : 418
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In the tradition of Jon Krakauer’s Into Thin Air and Sebastian Junger’s The Perfect Storm comes a true tale of riveting adventure in which two weekend scuba divers risk everything to solve a great historical mystery–and make history themselves. For John Chatterton and Richie Kohler, deep wreck diving was more than a sport. Testing themselves against treacherous currents, braving depths that induced hallucinatory effects, navigating through wreckage as perilous as a minefield, they pushed themselves to their limits and beyond, brushing against death more than once in the rusting hulks of sunken ships. But in the fall of 1991, not even these courageous divers were prepared for what they found 230 feet below the surface, in the frigid Atlantic waters sixty miles off the coast of New Jersey: a World War II German U-boat, its ruined interior a macabre wasteland of twisted metal, tangled wires, and human bones–all buried under decades of accumulated sediment. No identifying marks were visible on the submarine or the few artifacts brought to the surface. No historian, expert, or government had a clue as to which U-boat the men had found. In fact, the official records all agreed that there simply could not be a sunken U-boat and crew at that location. Over the next six years, an elite team of divers embarked on a quest to solve the mystery. Some of them would not live to see its end. Chatterton and Kohler, at first bitter rivals, would be drawn into a friendship that deepened to an almost mystical sense of brotherhood with each other and with the drowned U-boat sailors–former enemies of their country. As the men’s marriages frayed under the pressure of a shared obsession, their dives grew more daring, and each realized that he was hunting more than the identities of a lost U-boat and its nameless crew. Author Robert Kurson’s account of this quest is at once thrilling and emotionally complex, and it is written with a vivid sense of what divers actually experience when they meet the dangers of the ocean’s underworld. The story of Shadow Divers often seems too amazing to be true, but it all happened, two hundred thirty feet down, in the deep blue sea. BONUS: This edition includes an excerpt from Robert Kurson's Pirate Hunters.
Author: Glenn Dixon Publisher: Dundurn ISBN: 1770705783 Category : Travel Languages : en Pages : 354
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Pilgrim in the Palace of Words is about language, about the words that splash and chatter across our tongues. Some six thousand languages are still spoken on the planet, and author Glenn Dixon – an expert is socio-linguistics and a tireless adventurer – travels to the Earth's four corners to explore the way these languages create and mould societies. As one philosopher said, languages are Houses of Being. After doing graduate work in linguistics, Dixon wanted to visit these houses or "palaces" himself – to stroll along their sidewalks, knock on their doors, and peek in their windows. He wanted to see what they were hiding in their basements ... even if it meant a little bit of trouble. In some cases, a whole lot of trouble! Join him on his adventure as, with wit and humour, he works toward a real understanding of how and why we communicate the way we do in the Global Village.
Author: Catherine Gayle Publisher: Bons Mots, Inc. ISBN: 1942177003 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 265
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USA Today bestselling author Catherine Gayle presents another novel in the emotional Portland Storm hockey romance series. Recovering addict Nicklas Ericsson, star goaltender for the Portland Storm, is ready for a comeback—both on the ice and in his personal life. But when his sister begs for his help with an earth-shattering request he can’t refuse, Nicky worries the stress will send him over the edge into a relapse. As the vice-president of a non-profit organization, Jessica Lynch has worked with her fair share of addicts. She’s always managed to keep her distance and prevent them from pulling at her heartstrings—but Nicky Ericsson proves to be the one exception. Something about the goalie draws her to him. With an instant and mutual attraction, Nicky and Jessica explore the boundaries of their relationship. While Nicky struggles with his recovery, Jessica fears he won’t be able to handle all that’s been thrown his way. Will his addiction get the best of him, or can Nicky pull off the Comeback of a lifetime? The Portland Storm series reading order: 1. Breakaway 2. On the Fly 3. Taking a Shot 4. Light the Lamp 5. Delay of Game 6. Double Major 7. In the Zone 8. Holiday Hat Trick 9. Comeback 10. Dropping Gloves 11. Home Ice 12. Mistletoe Misconduct 13. Losing an Edge 14. Game Breaker 15. Defensive Zone 16. Power Play 17. Neutral Zone 18. Free Agent - coming soon 19. Journeyman - coming soon 20. Sleigh Bells & Slap Shots - coming soon The Portland Storm series is a hockey romance series, but it is about a lot more than just hockey. Serious themes are explored in each book, including rape, cancer, addiction, miscarriage, molestation, grief, and many others. If you have triggers, please be aware that some or all of these books could contain material which would trigger you. Even if you don't have triggers, consider this your tissue warning. You could ugly cry while reading them. KEYWORDS: sports romance, hockey romance, athlete, tearjerker, emotional romance, addiction, death, grief, family, jock
Author: Lola Valvet Publisher: The Wild Rose Press Inc ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 150
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A winter vacation is just what Amy Russo needs after her ugly divorce plus losing her best friend. Her plan is to avoid complications, relax, and heal. Instead, Parker Allen, a sexy Southerner in the tropics for work, ignites a torrid passion she tries to deny. The unmistakable lust and desire between them forces her to choose between focusing on healing or exploring naughty pleasures with an unexpected stranger. Maybe she can do both.
Author: Giuseppe Spagnolo Publisher: Austin Macauley Publishers ISBN: 103583250X Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 225
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Francesco Mandellino buries his head into his pillow, trying to drown out the moans of Benny Jones having sex at the end of the corridor. How did he get here, Francesco wonders. How did life bring him to this? Francesco Mandellino is a hapless, 40-something Italian-Australian who ends up renting a room from young Aussie larrikin Benny Jones after his 20-year marriage comes to an end. With a piano accordion, two baggy suits and an ageing Alfa Romeo as his only worldly possessions, and with Benny acting as his new life coach, Francesco attempts to navigate the modern singles scene with hilarious, and often disastrous results. To make matters worse, his Italian mamma makes it her mission to find him a wife. But just when Francesco thinks all is lost and he is destined for a lifetime living with Benny, along comes an unexpected chance at love.
Author: Joshua MacLeod Publisher: AuthorHouse ISBN: 1468595687 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 463
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CHASING LATITUDES A crazed cockamamie Caribbean tale: The Caribbean. The name alone conjures up images of sun, surf and fun. Fun being the ideal word for the sometimes mysterious Caribbean. A place where anything can happen and usually does. Years ago Captain Yellow-Top inherited his grandfather's 1942 seaplane, a Grumman Goose called the 'Latitude Jumper'. A free spirited freelance computer programer, and an ex-Navy man; the Captain has a love affair for the old reliable seaplane. Every summer he flies to the Caribbean, catching up with his wild and crazy friends, including, his 'on again and off again' girlfriend named "sexy-D." This one particular summer, half way to the Bahamas, he discovers a stowaway aboard his plane. Afraid that someone is trying to shanghai his plane he retaliates, only to find a sixteen year old runaway aboard. Frustrated, with no desire of turning back, Captain decides to take the kid under his wing and teach him the ropes. The kid inherits the name Tex and the two develop a friendship. Willingly, Tex is thrust into the wild side of the crazy Caribbean, zany over the top characters and has a crash course living a pirate's life where he discovers an irresistible gumbo of fast boats, fast planes, bandits, pirates, Rock-n-Roll and hot girls. Suddenly the two find themselves involved in a daring adventure and rescue at sea. For the renegade seaplane pilot Captain Yellow- Top and his side kick Tex, the adventure is turning their summer upside down.
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