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Author: Fred Lavner Publisher: Lulu.com ISBN: 1312972092 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 282
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Boomerist Fred Lavner is a funny guy with a lot to say about almost everything. People that piss him off. Bad customer service. Outrageous rules and regulations. Food labeling. Pretentious restaurants. High costs of living and dying. School teachers behaving badly. Political incorrectness. Not being able to find something to watch on 900 cable TV channels. Keeping up with celebutards. Getting out of jury duty. Popping off about internet pop up ads. Making sense of chocolate farts and other delights. Lavner's got a funny way of looking at things!
Author: Fred Lavner Publisher: Lulu.com ISBN: 1312972092 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 282
Book Description
Boomerist Fred Lavner is a funny guy with a lot to say about almost everything. People that piss him off. Bad customer service. Outrageous rules and regulations. Food labeling. Pretentious restaurants. High costs of living and dying. School teachers behaving badly. Political incorrectness. Not being able to find something to watch on 900 cable TV channels. Keeping up with celebutards. Getting out of jury duty. Popping off about internet pop up ads. Making sense of chocolate farts and other delights. Lavner's got a funny way of looking at things!
Author: Caryl Hart Publisher: Orchard Books ISBN: 9781408309179 Category : Foreign Language Study Languages : en Pages : 0
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If your pants drive you potty and getting dressed is a disaster, then this is the book for you! Learning how to get dressed has never been so fun - with wonderfully wacky illustrations and a hilarious, rhyming text from award-winning author Caryl Hart. From the creative team that brought you Don't Dip Your Chips In Your Drink, Kate! winner of the Sheffield Community Libraries Prize and highly commended for the Sheffield Children's Book Award. "One of my read-aloud highlights of the season . . . A fabulous rhyming text." - Bookseller
Author: Posner Publisher: Strident Publishing ISBN: 1906775702 Category : True Crime Languages : en Pages : 120
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In March 1971 an off-duty special police constable found the macabre remains of a body...The skull, protruding from the ground, revealed the skeleton of a man who had been violently murdered and buried in a shallow grave by the river Trent in Staffordshire. The naked body, except for a pair of pink socks and a wedding ring, yielded little evidence and to this day has resisted all police efforts and appeals to the public to identify him. It remains an unsolved murder of an unknown man who, for want of a better name, is called Fred the Head.Michael Posner has been a court reporter for over 40 years and is well qualified to tell the story. Using police sources and pictures, he relates what is known about Fred, as well as other incidents of murders that have never been resolved. (Perhaps you'll have your own theories by the time you reach the last page.)
Author: Steven Willemsen Publisher: Berghahn Books ISBN: 1800735928 Category : Performing Arts Languages : en Pages : 408
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Many films and novels defy our ability to make sense of the plot. While puzzling storytelling, strange incongruities, inviting enigmas and persistent ambiguities have been central to the effects of many literary and cinematic traditions, a great deal of contemporary films and television series bring such qualities to the mainstream—but wherein lies the attractiveness of perplexing works of fiction? This collected volume offers the first comprehensive, multidisciplinary, and trans-medial approach to the question of cognitive challenge in narrative art, bringing together psychological, philosophical, formal-historical, and empirical perspectives from leading scholars across these fields.
Author: Amy Wilentz Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1451644000 Category : History Languages : en Pages : 352
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Winner of the National Book Critics Circle Award for Autobiography, this is a brilliant writer’s account of a long, painful, ecstatic—and unreciprocated—affair with a country that has long fascinated the world. A foreign correspondent on a simple story becomes, over time and in the pages of this book, a lover of Haiti, pursuing the heart of this beautiful and confounding land into its darkest corners and brightest clearings. Farewell, Fred Voodoo is a journey into the depths of the human soul as well as a vivid portrayal of the nation’s extraordinary people and their uncanny resilience. Haiti has found in Amy Wilentz an author of astonishing wit, sympathy, and eloquence.
Author: Heidi Willard Publisher: Mac Publishing ISBN: Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 122
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A serious fantasy series that doesn’t take itself seriously. Fred’s adventures continue as he journeys with his friends to the city of Galaron, home to a king who’s crown may be a little too tight. Their troubles thicken into a mess of hidden intentions, surprise betrothals, some more-than-life-like statues, and armies who are a little hard to kill when they’re already dead. Who will get to Fred first, the armies of darkness or his own untrained abilities as a castor? KEYWORDS: new adult, mystery, paranormal, supernatural, fantasy, folklore, folktale, folk tale, legend, legends, myth, myths, action adventure, action, adventure, second chances, comedy, humor, horror, free, freebie, free book, free books, book, books, free ebook, ebook, free novel, rich, quick read, read, short, serial, series, college, funny, female protagonist, novel, secret, suspense, thriller, alpha male, literature, story, stories, hero, fiction, box, box set, boxed, boxed set, young adult, teen, historical, past, travel, hero, coming of age, high fantasy, high, sword, sorcery, witches, wizards, fairy tales, magic, sorcerer, romantic fantasy, epic, monster, creature
Author: A.C. Alexander Publisher: Lulu.com ISBN: 1847990487 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 221
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What if all those lifelike little avatars in your PC game were real living human beings desperately trying to figure out the meaning of life as we know it? What if your favorite simulation computer game was being played out on a real planet far, far away? And what if that planet was also a life-size game for someone else and its creator was fast tiring of the usual fun and games and was ready for something completely different? Has the Earth finally reached its expiration date and become as obsolete as a game of Pong? Or can a brainy, if clueless, computer geek named Fred and a waitress/actress named Zoee save the Earth from being wiped out before the ultimate alien creator hits the delete key? Wildly original, shockingly funny, and full of pranks, word puns, and the wonderful absurdities of life, Alexander has filled his world with six legged dogs with telepathic abilities, aliens with Napoleonic complexes, and even Albert Einstein! You'll never look at your PC the same way again!
Author: Federico Sanchez Publisher: Xlibris Corporation ISBN: 1483651010 Category : Psychology Languages : en Pages : 510
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The Boyers, a sheepherding family in Idaho decide to move into the fast food business when the Federal lands they used to graze their sheep are turned into a Federal nuclear energy research center. Hence the name of their diner, The Atomic Hamburger. Hoping to become rich with the expected economic boom of the nuclear research facility, their diner becomes the main place where the characters meet and interact. A young man, Howard McCracken, after the suicide of his mother, decides to become a psychiatrist and he ends up on the front-lines of World War II working under General Patton Two young nuclear scientists mentored by Einstein go to Idaho to work in the nuclear research facilities and end up lunching at The Atomic Hamburger and... The novel focuses on the war periods of World War II, Korea and Vietnam as it follows several families from the 1920s through the 1970s while it explores mental disorders and posttraumattic stress as it relates to combat experience and other situations and their relations to suicide.
Author: Monty Vanblaricum Publisher: Page Publishing Inc ISBN: 1662444753 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 123
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I started writing at the age of sixty-one. I've read over a thousand books and decided to try it. Since the first one, I have written nine books. I hope you enjoy it. This book is about a lone woman who is going through hard times raising her children in the mountains of West Virginia. The oldest child goes out on his own with the ideal of making a new life for his mom, brother, and sister, only to get caught up in a jam in which only his brother could get him out of and finally made his mother's dreams come true through the barrel of his Colt .45 in the form of death to wanted outlaws.
Author: Fred Lavner
Author: Fred Lavner
Author: Caryl Hart
Author: Posner
Author: Fred Wei-han Ho
Author: Steven Willemsen
Author: Amy Wilentz
Author: Heidi Willard
Author: A.C. Alexander
Author: Federico Sanchez
Author: Monty Vanblaricum