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Author: Stan Swanson Publisher: Dark Moon Books ISBN: 9780978792558 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 214
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Zombies and quick-witted humor? You bet! Forever Zombie is not filled with your typical blood and gore zombie tales and even non-zombie fans will enjoy this collection. These tales will take you to a world where the existence of zombies is not just a possibility, but a fact of life. And that life after death might be much different than we have ever imagined. Consider the plight of the Grim Reaper when he descends upon the law offices of Romero, O'Bannon, Fulci & Flanders only to find his next "client" is already dead in "Every Death You Take." Or how about "The Farmer's Daughter," daring to bring home her future husband to meet the family and he isn't exactly what they imagined their future son-in-law might be like. Or a creepy visit to a zombie museum in the middle of nowhere in "A Night At The Zombie Museum." And who do you think might be smarter? A gang of zombie bikers or the I.Q.-impaired hillbillies in "Ozark Hicks and Zombie Chicks"? Well, that one s a close call. And it's all here in Forever Zombie: A Collection of Undead Guy Tales and each story has a special touch that will keep you reading far into the night. Think you can read just one tale before bed each night? Try two or three. Or maybe you'll still be reading the last of the stories before the sun comes up the next morning. But as an added precaution, make sure you check your pulse every once in awhile."
Author: Stan Swanson Publisher: Dark Moon Books ISBN: 9780978792558 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 214
Book Description
Zombies and quick-witted humor? You bet! Forever Zombie is not filled with your typical blood and gore zombie tales and even non-zombie fans will enjoy this collection. These tales will take you to a world where the existence of zombies is not just a possibility, but a fact of life. And that life after death might be much different than we have ever imagined. Consider the plight of the Grim Reaper when he descends upon the law offices of Romero, O'Bannon, Fulci & Flanders only to find his next "client" is already dead in "Every Death You Take." Or how about "The Farmer's Daughter," daring to bring home her future husband to meet the family and he isn't exactly what they imagined their future son-in-law might be like. Or a creepy visit to a zombie museum in the middle of nowhere in "A Night At The Zombie Museum." And who do you think might be smarter? A gang of zombie bikers or the I.Q.-impaired hillbillies in "Ozark Hicks and Zombie Chicks"? Well, that one s a close call. And it's all here in Forever Zombie: A Collection of Undead Guy Tales and each story has a special touch that will keep you reading far into the night. Think you can read just one tale before bed each night? Try two or three. Or maybe you'll still be reading the last of the stories before the sun comes up the next morning. But as an added precaution, make sure you check your pulse every once in awhile."
Author: John Shertzer Publisher: Dog Ear Publishing ISBN: 1457563460 Category : Education Languages : en Pages : 110
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This book is an invitation. An invitation to converse deeply about the true purpose and power of the fraternity and sorority experience. Members, alumni, higher education professionals, fraternity fans and critics alike: this is an opportunity to investigate, understand, appreciate, and improve these centuries-old organizations. Presented as a series of essays, each one unique but collectively conveying the challenges that lay before today’s fraternity and sorority, this book pushes those who care about these institutions to fight for them. Within this “playlist” of ideas are thought-provoking questions, practical advice, and considerations to help you better engage with the fraternity and sorority experience. Discussion questions follow each essay, letting this book be a useful tool for members, higher education professionals, and those who want to lead us into the next era of fraternity and sorority life. Current and alumni members will gain a new appreciation for their organizations in these readings, and potential future members and their families will see how impactful a true fraternity experience can be. This book can serve to inspire positive change on college campuses, and inspire individual growth and excellence in every member.
Author: Robert E. Howard Publisher: Wildside Press LLC ISBN: 1479407615 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 424
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Resurrected corpses, voodoo conjuring, black magic (and blacker science)...these are all well known to cause zombie breakouts. Here are classic and modern tales, full of thrills and chills and the living dead...tales of zombies! These stories don't (well, mostly don't!) go for the gross-out. Great writing, lots of atmosphere and suspense (and the occasional laugh) -- if you want more than just extreme horror and gross-out scares, this is the zombie collection for you! Included are: SYMPATHY FOR ZOMBIES, by John Gregory Betancourt LARGER THAN LIFE, by Lawrence Watt-Evans PLAGUE PIT, by Sydney J. Bounds COOL AIR, by H.P. Lovecraft THE LAST BEST FRIEND, by C.J. Henderson UNDER THE SHADOW OF JONAH, by Jack Dann ZOMBIES ON BROADWAY, by Jack Dolphin SOME NOTES ON THE "ZOMBI," by Lafcadio Hearn THE HOLLOW MAN, by Thomas Burke OUTSIDE THE BOX, by John Haggerty WHILE ZOMBIES WALKED, by Thorp McClusky THE CORPSE MASTER, by Seabury Quinn WHAT THE MOON BRINGS, by George T. Wetzel NIGHTFALL ON THE DEAD SEA, by Ray Faraday Nelson BUB AND THE ZOMB BOYS, by A. R. Morlan THE MENTAL GANGSTER, by John Russell Fearn THE DIGGING AT PISTOL KEY, by Carl Jacobi CRIME AND AUTHORITY, by C.J. Henderson DEAD MEN WORKING IN THE CANE FIELDS, by William Seabrook HERBERT WEST: REANIMATOR, by H.P. Lovecraft I WALTZED WITH A ZOMBIE, by Ron Goulart BLACK CANAAN, by Robert E. Howard If you enjoy this ebook, don't forget to search your favorite ebook store for "Wildside Press Megapack" to see more of the 260+ volumes in this series, covering adventure, historical fiction, mysteries, westerns, ghost stories, science fiction -- and much, much more!
Author: William Shakespeare Publisher: McFarland ISBN: 147667115X Category : Poetry Languages : en Pages : 155
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What if one of literature's greatest poets was actually a zombie, writing in an Elizabethan world teeming with the undead hiding in plain sight? Inviting readers to see the sublime in the looming apocalypse, this book presents all 154 Shakespearean sonnets (with minor alterations transfigured into "zonnets") in their horrifying glory, highlighting transcendent themes of love, death, beauty and feasting on the flesh of the living. Each sonnet portrays a zombie encounter, with accompanying vignettes revealing the struggles of undead life in early modern England. Original illustrations by Anna Pagnucci bring the nightmare to life. Shakespeare will never be the same.
Author: Albert Aykler Publisher: Love & Wander ISBN: 1954497040 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 215
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A small town. A forest fire. And 1500 ravenous infected fiends. Welcome to the Zombie Mill. Sid Singleton wakes up in the Milltown Busy Beaver Convenience store parking lot smelling zombies. Lots of zombies. And they smell him. He smells like brunch. Will Sid leave Milltown to fend for itself or will he fight the largest, hungriest zombie horde ever assembled? How far and fast can he run? How much zombie death and destruction he handle? As zombies swarm the town, Sid and his allies end up smack in the middle of the mayhem. They are the only ones who might be able to save the last of the living in Milltown, but can they save themselves at the same time? Dark humor fans of John Dies at the End and Zombieland this is just your cup of infected gore! This is twisted zombie punk rock! This story picks up where the events of Book One in The Silvercrest Experiment series left Sid.
Author: Glenn Kay Publisher: Chicago Review Press ISBN: 1569766835 Category : Performing Arts Languages : en Pages : 369
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Featuring chronological reviews of more than 300 zombie films-from 1932's White Zombie to George A. Romero's 2008 release Diary of the Dead-this thorough, uproarious guide traces the evolution of one of horror cinema's most popular and terrifying creations. Fans will learn exactly what makes a zombie a zombie, go behind the scenes with a chilling production diary from Land of the Dead, peruse a bizarre list of the oddest things ever seen in undead cinema, and immerse themselves in a detailed rundown of the 25 greatest zombie films ever made. Containing an illustrated zombie rating system, ranging from "Highly Recommended" to "Avoid at All Costs" and "So Bad It's Good," the book also features lengthy interviews with numerous talents from in front of and behind the camera.
Author: Scott Kenemore Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1634509501 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 272
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While you may struggle to get out of bed each morning, swaying lifelessly across the room, mouth agape, arms hanging slack, and murmuring unintelligibly, take at heart that you are not alone. While many people feel this way, most of those staggering, limp, perpetually drowsy folks just happen to be zombies—and it turns out they can teach us a lot about enjoying life! Zen of Zombie will teach you their secrets to happiness, by learning how to slow down and move at your own pace, become your own boss, and just devour those irritating people who get in your way. And there’s more, because zombies can offer no-nonsense advice on love, playing to your strengths, and on becoming more adaptable. With this recent update, you will learn more about the inner workings of the living dead, and why they do the things they’re known so well for doing . . .including why they always have that glazed over look on their faces. Follow the genius of Scott Kenemore as he leads you through the world that only a zombie could properly understand. Having peace and tranquility in life is the key to success and happiness. Now, with this book by your side, you will be able to not only find spiritual relaxation and chi, but you’ll also be taught how to think less and relax more . . . as zombies have no use for their brains.
Author: Jessica Sorensen Publisher: Jessica Sorensen ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 85
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A woman who can talk to zombies. A sheriff who knows more than he's letting on. A murder. Hollows Grove is full of secrets. My name is Harlynn, and three months ago, I woke up in the small town of Hollows Grove with no recollection of who I am and surrounded by zombies no one else could see. I may have lost it right then and there, but thankfully, a snarky woman named Miss May took me in and helped me get onto my feet. Now I spend my time attempting to live a semi-normal life while trying to ignore the pesky zombies that won't seem to leave me alone. But when a man ends up dead at the town bake sale, and Miss May is the main suspect, I may have no choice but to turn to the zombies for help. Well, that and Kingsley, the town sheriff, who might be the most gorgeous guy I've ever seen. But he might be hiding just as many secrets as I am.
Author: Chang Fenggongzi Publisher: Funstory ISBN: 1648844456 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 689
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She, the queen of the Dark Assassin Empire. How could he have known that she would be betrayed by her lover, and that she would be the infamous adulterous Consort Lin Zhaojun of the Changchun Dynasty! It's fine if she transmigrated and became an adulterer, but how did she know that she was still a widow? When the most wretched of them all came to the grave, all the creditors came to pay their respects. Some came to seek revenge, while others came to avenge their wrongdoings. The escape plan failed midway. Unexpectedly, a Zombie King appeared out of nowhere and raised her like a pet.
Author: Stan Swanson
Author: Stan Swanson
Author: John Shertzer
Author: Robert E. Howard
Author: William Shakespeare
Author: Albert Aykler
Author: Glenn Kay
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Author: Scott Kenemore
Author: Jessica Sorensen 
Author: Chang Fenggongzi