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Author: Johnny B. Laughing Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781534632127 Category : Languages : en Pages : 30
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Funny Fish Jokes! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and fish jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This joke book contains an entire school of funny fish jokes! WARNING: Something smells fishy! Q: What fish make the best sandwiches? A: A peanut and jellyfish! SPLISH SPLASH! FISH JOKES! Q: Where do fish sleep? A: In a river bed! SPLISH SPLASH! FISH JOKES! Q: Why are fish no good at tennis? A: They don't like to get close to the net! SPLISH SPLASH! FISH JOKES! Q: Why are fish so gullible? A: They fall for things: Hook, line, and sinker! SPLISH SPLASH! FISH JOKES! Q: What's the difference between a fish and a piano? A: You can't tuna fish! SPLISH SPLASH! FISH JOKES! Q: Why are fish so smart? A: They are always in schools! Funny and hilarious fish jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults! Your fish friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of fish and sea jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about fish will make everyone giggle and erupt with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your scales on a copy today. SPLISH SPLASH!
Author: Johnny B. Laughing Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781534632127 Category : Languages : en Pages : 30
Book Description
Funny Fish Jokes! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and fish jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This joke book contains an entire school of funny fish jokes! WARNING: Something smells fishy! Q: What fish make the best sandwiches? A: A peanut and jellyfish! SPLISH SPLASH! FISH JOKES! Q: Where do fish sleep? A: In a river bed! SPLISH SPLASH! FISH JOKES! Q: Why are fish no good at tennis? A: They don't like to get close to the net! SPLISH SPLASH! FISH JOKES! Q: Why are fish so gullible? A: They fall for things: Hook, line, and sinker! SPLISH SPLASH! FISH JOKES! Q: What's the difference between a fish and a piano? A: You can't tuna fish! SPLISH SPLASH! FISH JOKES! Q: Why are fish so smart? A: They are always in schools! Funny and hilarious fish jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults! Your fish friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of fish and sea jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about fish will make everyone giggle and erupt with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your scales on a copy today. SPLISH SPLASH!
Author: Steve Cotler Publisher: Yearling ISBN: 0307977161 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 258
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Readers of Diary of a Wimpy Kid will love Cheesie's wacky lists, drawings, and made-up words as he tells the story of the weirdest election in the history of the sixth grade! In his third adventure, Cheesie and his best friend, Georgie, are off to middle school, where there will be lots of new kids and new teachers. Cheesie has a terrific idea--what better way to meet all the new kids than to run for class president? Plus, if he wins, it'll drive his evil older sister nuts! Then Cheesie gets bad news. One of his friends from his old school is also running for president. Cheesie has a tough decision to make, one that could affect his entire middle-school career. Should he bow out and support his friend, or go for the glory?
Author: Maria Nelson Publisher: Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP ISBN: 1482405474 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 26
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With more than 30,000 species of fish on Earth, some of them have got to do surprising and silly things. The African lungfish is a fish—that can live on land! One kind of fish has two sets of eyes, so it can see above and below itself. Through wordplay and short riddles, readers will explore this crazy underwater world. Colorful photographs and illustrations accent more than two dozen jokes about fish, including a few biting barbs at sharks!
Author: Zev Burton Publisher: ISBN: 9781636768014 Category : Languages : en Pages : 186
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Can humor inspire hope throughout the world? Most of us would like to believe that's true, but author Zev Burton aims to prove it with his book, Two Fish in a Tank: How Jokes Can Give Hope To Our Fractured World. From the de-Nazification of West Germany in the 1960's to the meteoric rise of comedy news shows like The Daily Show and Last Week Tonight, Burton explores the social and political ramifications of how humor can keep the frayed edges of a world from unravelling beyond repair. Armed with endless hours of painstaking research, an empathetic eye for finding the context in historical and contemporary moments, and a deeply ironic wink in his eye, Burton finds the hope and humor across the worldwide spectrum of geopolitics. Two Fish in a Tank will move you, educate you, and give you some laughs along the way.
Author: Brenda Ponnay Publisher: Xist Publishing ISBN: 1532415435 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 15
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You'll bubble up with laughter in this funny joke book featuring fish, mermaids, and more water wonders. Why did the dolphin cross the ocean? To get to the other tide. In this funny collection of illustrated jokes from Brenda Ponnay, little ones will swim through a sea of silly stumpers. Don't miss the other Illustrated Jokes books from Brenda Ponnay: Knock Knock, Boo Who? Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Lettuce In!
Author: John Gurney Publisher: ISBN: 9780006379294 Category : Languages : en Pages : 92
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Across the country there is a fraternity of men, women and youngsters whose greatest pleasure in life is fishing. The jokes told in this collection are not told against anglers, but stories told by anglers against themselves.
Author: Sean Connolly Publisher: The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc ISBN: 1615336605 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 34
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A multitude of seafaring jokes are ready for reading, laughing, and sharing. Easy-to-follow language makes the material easily understandable and accessible to readers of all ages. This title is great addition to any jokesters library.
Author: Garrison Keillor Publisher: Blackstone Publishing ISBN: Category : Humor Languages : en Pages :
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Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
Author: Maria Nelson Publisher: Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP ISBN: 1482465477 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 24
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With more than 30,000 species of fish on Earth, some of them have got to do surprising and silly things. The African lungfish is a fish—that can live on land! One kind of fish has two sets of eyes, so it can see above and below itself. Through wordplay and short riddles, readers will explore this crazy underwater world. Colorful photographs and illustrations accent more than two dozen jokes about fish, including a few biting barbs at sharks!
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Author: Steve Cotler
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Author: Garrison Keillor
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