Author: Weldon Owen
Publisher: Weldon Owen International
ISBN:
Category : Crafts & Hobbies
Languages : en
Pages : 130
Book Description
Let’s face it - the holidays can be stressful. When the peppermint latte won’t cut it, you might find yourself in need of something to stab. A LOT. Now, you can release your holiday anxiety with some truly irreverent and silly sentiments, and make a couple of presents in the process! Featuring 20 patterns from the crafting world’s most bad-ass cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple “Ho” ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswold’s famous “Hallelujah, holy shit, where’s the Tylenol?” There is no previous experience required here! In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, you get a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, so anyone can make these designs. Stitch your stress away with a little “Hello Drunk, I’m Christmas” for your tree, or make a “Deck the Halls and Not Your Family” for your sibling. And above all, have a Happy F*cking Holiday! TOP DESIGNERS: Patterns created by some of the f*cking best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy 20 FESTIVE PATTERNS: Festive As F*ck includes 20 hilariously sassy patterns to help ease the stress of the holiday season EASY-TO-FOLLOW-DESIGNS: With simple instructions and clear and easy-to-follow patterns, even a novice potty-mouth can enjoy this filthy holiday fun INSPIRING IMAGES: Full-color images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your festive artwork THE PERFECT SNARKY GIFT: Make the best f*cking gifts of the season with hilarious and irreverent cross stitch designs that will make anyone laugh their ass off.
Festive As F*ck
Author: Weldon Owen
Publisher: Weldon Owen International
ISBN:
Category : Crafts & Hobbies
Languages : en
Pages : 130
Book Description
Let’s face it - the holidays can be stressful. When the peppermint latte won’t cut it, you might find yourself in need of something to stab. A LOT. Now, you can release your holiday anxiety with some truly irreverent and silly sentiments, and make a couple of presents in the process! Featuring 20 patterns from the crafting world’s most bad-ass cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple “Ho” ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswold’s famous “Hallelujah, holy shit, where’s the Tylenol?” There is no previous experience required here! In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, you get a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, so anyone can make these designs. Stitch your stress away with a little “Hello Drunk, I’m Christmas” for your tree, or make a “Deck the Halls and Not Your Family” for your sibling. And above all, have a Happy F*cking Holiday! TOP DESIGNERS: Patterns created by some of the f*cking best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy 20 FESTIVE PATTERNS: Festive As F*ck includes 20 hilariously sassy patterns to help ease the stress of the holiday season EASY-TO-FOLLOW-DESIGNS: With simple instructions and clear and easy-to-follow patterns, even a novice potty-mouth can enjoy this filthy holiday fun INSPIRING IMAGES: Full-color images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your festive artwork THE PERFECT SNARKY GIFT: Make the best f*cking gifts of the season with hilarious and irreverent cross stitch designs that will make anyone laugh their ass off.
Publisher: Weldon Owen International
ISBN:
Category : Crafts & Hobbies
Languages : en
Pages : 130
Book Description
Let’s face it - the holidays can be stressful. When the peppermint latte won’t cut it, you might find yourself in need of something to stab. A LOT. Now, you can release your holiday anxiety with some truly irreverent and silly sentiments, and make a couple of presents in the process! Featuring 20 patterns from the crafting world’s most bad-ass cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple “Ho” ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswold’s famous “Hallelujah, holy shit, where’s the Tylenol?” There is no previous experience required here! In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, you get a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, so anyone can make these designs. Stitch your stress away with a little “Hello Drunk, I’m Christmas” for your tree, or make a “Deck the Halls and Not Your Family” for your sibling. And above all, have a Happy F*cking Holiday! TOP DESIGNERS: Patterns created by some of the f*cking best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy 20 FESTIVE PATTERNS: Festive As F*ck includes 20 hilariously sassy patterns to help ease the stress of the holiday season EASY-TO-FOLLOW-DESIGNS: With simple instructions and clear and easy-to-follow patterns, even a novice potty-mouth can enjoy this filthy holiday fun INSPIRING IMAGES: Full-color images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your festive artwork THE PERFECT SNARKY GIFT: Make the best f*cking gifts of the season with hilarious and irreverent cross stitch designs that will make anyone laugh their ass off.
Festive As Fuck
Author: Maggie Maggie Nguyen
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781703623628
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 95
Book Description
Give this Christmas a funny journal instead of those boring cards, because well who doesn't like to write them feelings off (or a shit list or two). This is the sassy Christmas gift you can wrap up and give to your boring coworker, aunt with humor or your tired ass girl. You will get a festive interior with holiday quotes (and some swearing). Click on "look inside" to check it out yourself.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781703623628
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 95
Book Description
Give this Christmas a funny journal instead of those boring cards, because well who doesn't like to write them feelings off (or a shit list or two). This is the sassy Christmas gift you can wrap up and give to your boring coworker, aunt with humor or your tired ass girl. You will get a festive interior with holiday quotes (and some swearing). Click on "look inside" to check it out yourself.
It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
Author: Colin Nissan
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1797214756
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 68
Book Description
A passionate and profane love letter to fall, the best fucking season of the year. Do you get excited at the first brisk breeze of the year? Are you overcome with delight when you see piles of red leaves? Do you lose your fucking mind at a pumpkin patch? At last, the epically funny internet sensation It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers is now a visual tour-de-force, teeming with a cornucopia of perfectly paired photos and seasonal enchantments to make it really fucking sing. Whiffy candles, wicker baskets, motherfucking gourd after gourd, and people going insane they love fall so much? Check! Also included: the equally lifechanging meditation It's Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers, because all good things must end. Give it to everyone you love, or put it on your fucking coffee table next to a pile of shellacked vegetables to really tie the room together. Perfect for: For anyone who fucking loves fall, and fans of McSweeney's, Go the Fuck to Sleep, Deep Thoughts, the Onion, and the New Yorker.
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1797214756
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 68
Book Description
A passionate and profane love letter to fall, the best fucking season of the year. Do you get excited at the first brisk breeze of the year? Are you overcome with delight when you see piles of red leaves? Do you lose your fucking mind at a pumpkin patch? At last, the epically funny internet sensation It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers is now a visual tour-de-force, teeming with a cornucopia of perfectly paired photos and seasonal enchantments to make it really fucking sing. Whiffy candles, wicker baskets, motherfucking gourd after gourd, and people going insane they love fall so much? Check! Also included: the equally lifechanging meditation It's Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers, because all good things must end. Give it to everyone you love, or put it on your fucking coffee table next to a pile of shellacked vegetables to really tie the room together. Perfect for: For anyone who fucking loves fall, and fans of McSweeney's, Go the Fuck to Sleep, Deep Thoughts, the Onion, and the New Yorker.
Festive As Fuck: a Hilarious Christmas Swear Word Coloring Book
Author: Cindy Booth
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781539989523
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 58
Book Description
Celebrate the holiday season with this hilarious Christmas swear word coloring book for adults, filled with cursing Santas, mean reindeer, sarcastic snowmen, and other holiday-themed illustrations dripping with inappropriate language. With illustrations ranging from simple to complex, this adult coloring book will provide hours of fun and relaxation to help you get through the Christmas season!
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781539989523
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 58
Book Description
Celebrate the holiday season with this hilarious Christmas swear word coloring book for adults, filled with cursing Santas, mean reindeer, sarcastic snowmen, and other holiday-themed illustrations dripping with inappropriate language. With illustrations ranging from simple to complex, this adult coloring book will provide hours of fun and relaxation to help you get through the Christmas season!
Festive as Fuck
Author: Noel Day Press
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781709471711
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 122
Book Description
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A INAPPROPRIATE XMAS GIFTS FOR COWORKERS & FRIENDS? Fun SECRET SANTA GIFT Alternative to a Greeting Card! 100% Chance of laughter JOURNAL PAPER ready for you to fill with your notes on the go, track appointments, ideas, client notes. It can be used as a Planner, Diary or just a Composition Book. Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, office or back to school. Rude Adult Jokes - Secret Santa Gifts for Him & Her - Novelty Notebook 6 x 9 120 Pages.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781709471711
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 122
Book Description
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A INAPPROPRIATE XMAS GIFTS FOR COWORKERS & FRIENDS? Fun SECRET SANTA GIFT Alternative to a Greeting Card! 100% Chance of laughter JOURNAL PAPER ready for you to fill with your notes on the go, track appointments, ideas, client notes. It can be used as a Planner, Diary or just a Composition Book. Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, office or back to school. Rude Adult Jokes - Secret Santa Gifts for Him & Her - Novelty Notebook 6 x 9 120 Pages.
Englisch-deutsches und deutsch-englisches wörterbuch mit besonderer rüchsicht auf aussprache und etymologie
Author: Chr. Fr Grieb
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : German language
Languages : en
Pages : 1234
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : German language
Languages : en
Pages : 1234
Book Description
Festive as Fuck
Author: Noel Day Press
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781709471728
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 122
Book Description
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A INAPPROPRIATE XMAS GIFTS FOR COWORKERS & FRIENDS? Fun SECRET SANTA GIFT Alternative to a Greeting Card! 100% Chance of laughter JOURNAL PAPER ready for you to fill with your notes on the go, track appointments, ideas, client notes. It can be used as a Planner, Diary or just a Composition Book. Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, office or back to school. Rude Adult Jokes - Secret Santa Gifts for Him & Her - Novelty Notebook 6 x 9 120 Pages.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781709471728
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 122
Book Description
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A INAPPROPRIATE XMAS GIFTS FOR COWORKERS & FRIENDS? Fun SECRET SANTA GIFT Alternative to a Greeting Card! 100% Chance of laughter JOURNAL PAPER ready for you to fill with your notes on the go, track appointments, ideas, client notes. It can be used as a Planner, Diary or just a Composition Book. Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, office or back to school. Rude Adult Jokes - Secret Santa Gifts for Him & Her - Novelty Notebook 6 x 9 120 Pages.
New complete dictionary of the English and Dutch languages
Author: Isaac Marcus Calisch
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Engelsche taal
Languages : en
Pages : 840
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Engelsche taal
Languages : en
Pages : 840
Book Description
A Practical Dictionary of the English and German Languages
Author: Felix Flügel
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : English language
Languages : en
Pages : 1222
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : English language
Languages : en
Pages : 1222
Book Description
A Practical Dictionary of the English and German Languages: German and English
Author: Felix Flügel
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : English language
Languages : en
Pages : 1226
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : English language
Languages : en
Pages : 1226
Book Description