Author: Samantha Faulkner
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 41
Book Description
Jack Morgan was doing just fine until Sally got on the plane. At least, that is what he thought. Jack is an American archaeologist, trying to trace a priceless South American artefact which has recently been stolen from the British Museum. Sally is a robotic secret agent, a Fembot newly assigned to MI6 and intent on preventing the relic from falling into the wrong hands. A group of sinister neo-Nazis are already making their way on foot through the Amazon Jungle, with the artefact in their possession. Not far behind them are a cabal of Russian communists, who already have possession of a second relic. Legend has it that if these two artefacts are united with a third, more powerful object, the holder will be granted unimaginable power. The Nazis have a head start, but the race to find the Lost Fortress of the Eebieki People has only just begun.
Fembot Sally and the Fortress of Doom
Author: Samantha Faulkner
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 41
Book Description
Jack Morgan was doing just fine until Sally got on the plane. At least, that is what he thought. Jack is an American archaeologist, trying to trace a priceless South American artefact which has recently been stolen from the British Museum. Sally is a robotic secret agent, a Fembot newly assigned to MI6 and intent on preventing the relic from falling into the wrong hands. A group of sinister neo-Nazis are already making their way on foot through the Amazon Jungle, with the artefact in their possession. Not far behind them are a cabal of Russian communists, who already have possession of a second relic. Legend has it that if these two artefacts are united with a third, more powerful object, the holder will be granted unimaginable power. The Nazis have a head start, but the race to find the Lost Fortress of the Eebieki People has only just begun.
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 41
Book Description
Jack Morgan was doing just fine until Sally got on the plane. At least, that is what he thought. Jack is an American archaeologist, trying to trace a priceless South American artefact which has recently been stolen from the British Museum. Sally is a robotic secret agent, a Fembot newly assigned to MI6 and intent on preventing the relic from falling into the wrong hands. A group of sinister neo-Nazis are already making their way on foot through the Amazon Jungle, with the artefact in their possession. Not far behind them are a cabal of Russian communists, who already have possession of a second relic. Legend has it that if these two artefacts are united with a third, more powerful object, the holder will be granted unimaginable power. The Nazis have a head start, but the race to find the Lost Fortress of the Eebieki People has only just begun.
The Adventures of Fembot Sally
Author: Samantha Faulkner
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 392
Book Description
No job is too difficult or dangerous for a robot secret agent. Fembot Sally began life as a simulant, an android femme fatale created by a sinister international crime syndicate. Stealing diamonds and seducing secret agents was all in a day’s work for Sally. Then she met Steve Blunt – a suave MI6 superspy – and underwent a rapid de-programming. Now she works for British Intelligence, travelling the globe righting wrongs, vanquishing villains and keeping the British end up. The collected adventures of Fembot Sally.
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 392
Book Description
No job is too difficult or dangerous for a robot secret agent. Fembot Sally began life as a simulant, an android femme fatale created by a sinister international crime syndicate. Stealing diamonds and seducing secret agents was all in a day’s work for Sally. Then she met Steve Blunt – a suave MI6 superspy – and underwent a rapid de-programming. Now she works for British Intelligence, travelling the globe righting wrongs, vanquishing villains and keeping the British end up. The collected adventures of Fembot Sally.
Fembot Sally and the Reign of Terror
Author: Samantha Faulkner
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 48
Book Description
Isn't it always the way? Your time machine crash lands in eighteenth century Europe and the one man who might be able to fix it – renowned watchmaker Gaston Lemaitre – is just about to have his head chopped off, courtesy of Madame La Guillotine. Fembot Sally heads to Paris, where the Reign of Terror is in full swing. Will she be able to rescue Citizen Lemaitre or will she end up with her own head on the block?
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 48
Book Description
Isn't it always the way? Your time machine crash lands in eighteenth century Europe and the one man who might be able to fix it – renowned watchmaker Gaston Lemaitre – is just about to have his head chopped off, courtesy of Madame La Guillotine. Fembot Sally heads to Paris, where the Reign of Terror is in full swing. Will she be able to rescue Citizen Lemaitre or will she end up with her own head on the block?
I, Fembot
Author: Samantha Faulkner
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 38
Book Description
Stealing diamonds and seducing secret agents is all in a day's work for a robotic femme fatale. Sally Shagwell may look like an ordinary shop girl – she works behind the perfume counter at Burlington's department store – but in reality she is a Fembot, a deadly android assassin manufactured by a sinister international crime syndicate known only as "the Organisation." Her function: to maim, to kill, to steal and to seduce. A diamond heist draws the attention of MI6 and secret agent Steve Blunt is dispatched to investigate. Fembot Sally must use all her robotic wiles to lure him into a deadly trap. Keywords: austin powers, scifi comedy, sci-fi comedy, science fiction comedy, fantasy comedy, girl robot, female robot, robot comedy, comedy audio, comedy audiobook, mike myers, international man of mystery, the spy who shagged me, james bond spoof, goldmember, supervillain, supervillains, supervillainy, doctor evil, fembot, fembots, mandroid, female android, girl android, woman robot, android spy, it aint half hot mum, carry on sergeant, carry on nurse, carry on teacher, carry on constable, carry on regardless, carry on jack, carry on cabby, carry on spying, carry on cruising, carry on cleo, carry on at your convenience, carry on camping, carry on doctor, carry on again doctor, carry on matron, carry on dont lose your head, carry on follow that camel, carry on henry, carry on dick, carry on up the khyber, carry on up the jungle, carry on behind, carry on abroad, carry on girls, carry on england, carry on emmanuel, carry on columbus, carry on cowboy, carry on screaming, carry on loving, carry on films, carry on movies, confessions of a window cleaner, confessions of a rock star, some girls do, modesty blaise, jason king, up pompeii, are you being served, comedy short stories
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 38
Book Description
Stealing diamonds and seducing secret agents is all in a day's work for a robotic femme fatale. Sally Shagwell may look like an ordinary shop girl – she works behind the perfume counter at Burlington's department store – but in reality she is a Fembot, a deadly android assassin manufactured by a sinister international crime syndicate known only as "the Organisation." Her function: to maim, to kill, to steal and to seduce. A diamond heist draws the attention of MI6 and secret agent Steve Blunt is dispatched to investigate. Fembot Sally must use all her robotic wiles to lure him into a deadly trap. Keywords: austin powers, scifi comedy, sci-fi comedy, science fiction comedy, fantasy comedy, girl robot, female robot, robot comedy, comedy audio, comedy audiobook, mike myers, international man of mystery, the spy who shagged me, james bond spoof, goldmember, supervillain, supervillains, supervillainy, doctor evil, fembot, fembots, mandroid, female android, girl android, woman robot, android spy, it aint half hot mum, carry on sergeant, carry on nurse, carry on teacher, carry on constable, carry on regardless, carry on jack, carry on cabby, carry on spying, carry on cruising, carry on cleo, carry on at your convenience, carry on camping, carry on doctor, carry on again doctor, carry on matron, carry on dont lose your head, carry on follow that camel, carry on henry, carry on dick, carry on up the khyber, carry on up the jungle, carry on behind, carry on abroad, carry on girls, carry on england, carry on emmanuel, carry on columbus, carry on cowboy, carry on screaming, carry on loving, carry on films, carry on movies, confessions of a window cleaner, confessions of a rock star, some girls do, modesty blaise, jason king, up pompeii, are you being served, comedy short stories
Attack of the Fifty Foot Fembot
Author: Samantha Faulkner
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 35
Book Description
A flying saucer strike leaves Fembot Sally washed up on an unknown island. The natives are eight inches tall and have strapped her down on the beach for their own protection. Has Sally stumbled across a miniature world unknown to the rest of humanity or is she the one who has changed size? The islanders have their own opinions. But they are not the only ones wanting to cash in on the Tenth Wonder of the World.
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 35
Book Description
A flying saucer strike leaves Fembot Sally washed up on an unknown island. The natives are eight inches tall and have strapped her down on the beach for their own protection. Has Sally stumbled across a miniature world unknown to the rest of humanity or is she the one who has changed size? The islanders have their own opinions. But they are not the only ones wanting to cash in on the Tenth Wonder of the World.
The Last of the Fembots
Author: Samantha Faulkner
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 42
Book Description
Rogue Fembots are running amok across the globe and Sally Shagwell has been tasked by British Intelligence to track them down. But the other androids are more advanced than she is and every confrontation will be a fight to the death. In the end, there will be only one survivor. Ah well. Who wants to live forever anyway?
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 42
Book Description
Rogue Fembots are running amok across the globe and Sally Shagwell has been tasked by British Intelligence to track them down. But the other androids are more advanced than she is and every confrontation will be a fight to the death. In the end, there will be only one survivor. Ah well. Who wants to live forever anyway?
Immortal She
Author: Samantha Faulkner
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 54
Book Description
It could be her destiny but it may just be an unfortunate coincidence... A chance encounter in a bar in downtown Cairo leads Fembot Sally on an epic adventure. A handsome stranger beckons her across the desert to a forgotten city. He is convinced she is the reincarnation of his long lost love. But is Sally really the Immortal Queen of legend; or is it just a case of mistaken identity?
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 54
Book Description
It could be her destiny but it may just be an unfortunate coincidence... A chance encounter in a bar in downtown Cairo leads Fembot Sally on an epic adventure. A handsome stranger beckons her across the desert to a forgotten city. He is convinced she is the reincarnation of his long lost love. But is Sally really the Immortal Queen of legend; or is it just a case of mistaken identity?
Wenchworld
Author: Samantha Faulkner
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 45
Book Description
What are you supposed to do with a bunch of homicidal androids after the international crime syndicate that created them is brought down? They could easily be decommissioned, but why not sell them off to a Wild West theme park? They could be reprogrammed, so they wouldn't kill anybody, and stage all kinds of mock gunfights to entertain the kids. What could possibly go wrong? Fembot Sally is about to find out...
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 45
Book Description
What are you supposed to do with a bunch of homicidal androids after the international crime syndicate that created them is brought down? They could easily be decommissioned, but why not sell them off to a Wild West theme park? They could be reprogrammed, so they wouldn't kill anybody, and stage all kinds of mock gunfights to entertain the kids. What could possibly go wrong? Fembot Sally is about to find out...
Prisoner Sixty-Nine
Author: Samantha Faulkner
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 59
Book Description
'Who are you?' 'The new Number Three.' 'Who is Number One?' 'You are Prisoner Sixty-Nine.' 'I am not a Prisoner. I am an autonomous android! Hang on a minute...sixty-nine? Why sixty-nine?' 'That was the year you were manufactured. 1969.' 'Yes, but...sixty-nine? People are so going to get the wrong idea...'
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 59
Book Description
'Who are you?' 'The new Number Three.' 'Who is Number One?' 'You are Prisoner Sixty-Nine.' 'I am not a Prisoner. I am an autonomous android! Hang on a minute...sixty-nine? Why sixty-nine?' 'That was the year you were manufactured. 1969.' 'Yes, but...sixty-nine? People are so going to get the wrong idea...'
Bride of the Vampire
Author: Samantha Faulkner
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 49
Book Description
There's no such thing as vampires. This is the twentieth century. It's bad enough being tied to a stake and accused of witchcraft. The last thing Fembot Sally needs is the undead trying to prey on her as well. But dark rumours are circulating of an evil presence up at the castle. Bodies are being found drained of blood and the finger of suspicion has already fallen on the feudal lord, Count Vetrikinski. Fembot Sally travels up to the castle to investigate, but will she be able to resist the strangely hypnotic man who lives there, a darkly handsome aristocrat who insists he really isn't a vampire at all?
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 49
Book Description
There's no such thing as vampires. This is the twentieth century. It's bad enough being tied to a stake and accused of witchcraft. The last thing Fembot Sally needs is the undead trying to prey on her as well. But dark rumours are circulating of an evil presence up at the castle. Bodies are being found drained of blood and the finger of suspicion has already fallen on the feudal lord, Count Vetrikinski. Fembot Sally travels up to the castle to investigate, but will she be able to resist the strangely hypnotic man who lives there, a darkly handsome aristocrat who insists he really isn't a vampire at all?