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Author: Mao Tze Tze Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 90
Book Description
Would you like to learn how to best harness your farts for a genuinely explosive effect? Or maybe you'd like to understand the art of hiding them to avoid embarrassing situations? Then this guide is for you... The latest sensational effort from master Mao Tze Tze, the book you've been waiting for has finally been published: a breath of fresh air in the world of aerophagic literature. Have you ever considered that you could harness your flatulence for the benefit of a cleaner world? Farting is indeed a talent that is sometimes misunderstood . It has always been a subject of interest in science with the latest research even revealing that farts are a real renewable energy source. So, 'learn the art and put it aside'! ! In "Farting Better" you'll discover all the facts behind perfect farting: allow yourself to be guided by Mao Tze Tze's seal of approval and you'll learn how to fart properly. Have a look at what you'll find inside... - The story of the world's most famous fartist - The Chemistry of Farts - How to stop farting too much - The art of hiding farts from your partner - Types and interesting facts about farting - Perfecting farting and channelling it to your liking - Jokes to make farting more natural for you ... and much more! ★This book is also useful as a gift for your girlfriend, mother-in-law or friend.★ Add this book to your cart and get ready to be carried away!
Author: Mao Tze Tze Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 90
Book Description
Would you like to learn how to best harness your farts for a genuinely explosive effect? Or maybe you'd like to understand the art of hiding them to avoid embarrassing situations? Then this guide is for you... The latest sensational effort from master Mao Tze Tze, the book you've been waiting for has finally been published: a breath of fresh air in the world of aerophagic literature. Have you ever considered that you could harness your flatulence for the benefit of a cleaner world? Farting is indeed a talent that is sometimes misunderstood . It has always been a subject of interest in science with the latest research even revealing that farts are a real renewable energy source. So, 'learn the art and put it aside'! ! In "Farting Better" you'll discover all the facts behind perfect farting: allow yourself to be guided by Mao Tze Tze's seal of approval and you'll learn how to fart properly. Have a look at what you'll find inside... - The story of the world's most famous fartist - The Chemistry of Farts - How to stop farting too much - The art of hiding farts from your partner - Types and interesting facts about farting - Perfecting farting and channelling it to your liking - Jokes to make farting more natural for you ... and much more! ★This book is also useful as a gift for your girlfriend, mother-in-law or friend.★ Add this book to your cart and get ready to be carried away!
Author: Mao Tze Tze Publisher: Mao Tze Tze ISBN: 9781803071527 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 90
Book Description
Would you like to learn how to best harness your farts for a genuinely explosive effect? Or maybe you'd like to understand the art of hiding them to avoid embarrassing situations? Then this guide is for you... The latest sensational effort from master Mao Tze Tze, the book you've been waiting for has finally been published: a breath of fresh air in the world of aerophagic literature. Have you ever considered that you could harness your flatulence for the benefit of a cleaner world? Farting is indeed a talent that is sometimes misunderstood. It has always been a subject of interest in science with the latest research even revealing that farts are a real renewable energy source. So, 'learn the art and put it aside'! In 'Farting Better', you'll discover all the facts behind perfect farting - allow yourself to be guided by Mao Tze Tze's seal of approval and you'll learn how to fart properly. Have a look at what you'll find inside... - The story of the world's most famous fartist - The Chemistry of Farts - How to stop farting too much - The art of hiding farts from your partner - Types and interesting facts about farting - Perfecting farting and channelling it to your liking - Jokes to make farting more natural for you. ... and much more! ★This book is also useful as a gift for your girlfriend, mother-in-law or friend.★ Add this book to your cart and get ready to be carried away!
Author: P. J. Whitehill Publisher: Lulu.com ISBN: 1435734424 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 52
Book Description
This is the only book on the subject of farting you will ever need - or probably want. Farts are a fascinating phenomenon on many levels. A fart can be funny, repulsive, embarrassing, rude, or even dastardly (in the case of a silent one). Farts can also provoke a variety of reactions. Some will laugh, some will be indignant, and other people will simply stop coming around. But the undeniable truth about farting is that everybody does it. Yes, even women.
Author: Samantha Shorkey Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc. ISBN: 1646111060 Category : Cooking Languages : en Pages : 314
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Plant power for vegan bodybuilders—the essential cookbook When it comes to gaining muscle, protein is king in the nutrient world, but you don't have to be a carnivore to get "swole." Plants contain the nutrients needed to support your bodybuilding efforts. The Vegan Bodybuilder's Cookbook is your comprehensive guide to keep you on track towards shredded success. Learn to complement your training regimen with a plant-based diet featuring 102 delicious recipes, nutritional guidance, and meal plans. With the knowledge presented in this book, you will be on the way to achieving your bodybuilding goals and gaining enormous health benefits. The Vegan Bodybuilder's Cookbook includes: Powerful options—Take your pick from one of the three one-week meal plans, each designed to help you reach the pinnacle of your bodybuilding program. The healthy goods—From shopping lists and dietary information to meal prep advice, this book is jacked with everything you need to succeed in bodybuilding. Facts, facts, facts—Did you know 1 cup of almonds has the same amount of protein as 1 cup of chicken? This book is loaded with important information. If you're looking for a vegan cookbook that supports bodybuilding, look no further than this one.
Author: Dan DiSorbo Publisher: Chronicle Books ISBN: 1452105022 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 123
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Joke book about farts, offering information on just what a fart is and how to perform certain humorous moves in association with one's farts.
Author: Don Henderson Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781544653495 Category : Languages : en Pages : 300
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You're on a date, sitting in math class, or just in a room full of people in a really quiet place and you feel the urge to pass gas. In an ideal world, you would be able to just run off and let the fart out of your system, but you may not always have the option. Sometimes, the only thing you can do is to hold in your fart to avoid embarrassment. So how do you do it?Have you ever suffered from gas during class or school? Remember that farting is not a sign of unhealthiness. It happens to everyone. Still, it's embarrassing. Follow these simple steps to try to cover up your fart. This book will answer your questions and show you the methods: How a fart works How to hold your fart for long periods of time How to stop your gut from making a whale sound from holding in a fart How to manage to fart when you start living together as a couple How to stop farting during sex ...and many more!
Author: Steve Bryant Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc. ISBN: 9781856487320 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 140
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For those who delight in the rude, who have fun with the foul, nothing could be more entertaining than this unique look at the world’s most embarrassing sound and aroma. Illustrated with hilariously subtitled images from silent and other movies, it offers pure, unadulterated amusement. Peruse the 2,000-word glossary of various “farts” and “farters.” Find out about Farts in History, and how they changed the world. “The Way of the Third Eye” provides a religious and martial arts guide to farting prowess. To fart or not to fart: that is the question, and a “social directory” answers it. Top Twenty lists present the best fart-related films, books, and songs. Interspersed throughout are boxes featuring facts, quotes, and real-life farters such as Mr. Methane.
Author: Bree Kingwind Publisher: Ulysses Press ISBN: 9781612438962 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 0
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Discover the funniest, most hilarious things to say to cut through the embarrassment of cutting the cheese with this guide to the perfect remarks to say after you fart. Everybody farts! But nobody knows what to say when it happens...until now! It’s inevitable. There will come a time when you just can’t hold it in any longer. And then, a fart. You’ve been there before and you will be there again. But what can you do in that situation? How can you break the awkward silence and move on with life? Cover it up? Look for someone to blame? Take responsibility for it and face the music? This cute and funny gift book explores over 100 potential fart remarks that are sure to bring the right amount of humor to a variety of fart-filled circumstances. Never again will you be frozen in place and silent with embarrassment, or loudly and unjustly accusing your neighbor of being the one who “dealt it.” Whether you’re sitting in the bathroom stall, driving in the car, or working in the office, this book provides a colossal collection of clever comments that are sure to clear the air.
Author: Jim Dawson Publisher: Ten Speed Press ISBN: 158008348X Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 194
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This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”
Author: Alison Green Publisher: Ballantine Books ISBN: 0399181822 Category : Business & Economics Languages : en Pages : 306
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From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together