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Author: Elia Anie Publisher: Elia Anie ISBN: 1482377446 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 100
Book Description
Penguins. They’re everywhere—gracing movie screens, Coke ads, and merchandise. But don’t let those happy feet fool you. When they’re not surfing or marching bravely across the Antarctic, penguins have a whole other agenda going on. And it isn’t pretty. In Evil Penguins, Elia Anie captures the antics of cute little birds who have gone over to the dark side. If you thought the worst a penguin could do is make you feel guilty about global warming, think again. A must-have for both penguin lovers and those who know that evil can come in even the cuddliest packages. “A fun and breezy read. Anie channels The Far Side with great success and maintains an acidic, devious tone throughout the entire book.” - Ain’tItCool.com Very funny and witty, with a dark nod, wink and a smile throughout." - The Penguin Post
Author: Elia Anie Publisher: Elia Anie ISBN: 1482377446 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 100
Book Description
Penguins. They’re everywhere—gracing movie screens, Coke ads, and merchandise. But don’t let those happy feet fool you. When they’re not surfing or marching bravely across the Antarctic, penguins have a whole other agenda going on. And it isn’t pretty. In Evil Penguins, Elia Anie captures the antics of cute little birds who have gone over to the dark side. If you thought the worst a penguin could do is make you feel guilty about global warming, think again. A must-have for both penguin lovers and those who know that evil can come in even the cuddliest packages. “A fun and breezy read. Anie channels The Far Side with great success and maintains an acidic, devious tone throughout the entire book.” - Ain’tItCool.com Very funny and witty, with a dark nod, wink and a smile throughout." - The Penguin Post
Author: Laura Ellen Anderson Publisher: Scholastic Inc. ISBN: 1338150774 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 68
Book Description
A hilarious, adorable graphic novel for younger readers about an Evil Emperor Penguin who wants to take over the world. Part Despicable Me, part Pinky and the Brain, part Happy Feet...all fun! Far away in the icy wastes of Antarctica lives a warm and cuddly, kind-hearted penguin who only wants to do good in the world . . . NOT! This is no ordinary penguin. This is . . . EVIL EMPEROR PENGUIN! And he wants to take over the world!Of course, every evil ruler needs a sidekick and a minion, and Evil Emperor Penguin is no different. That's why he has Number 8, a very polite and thoughtful octopus who knits, and Eugene, the incredibly cuddly abominable snowman who loves hugs.Join this fearsome team of Evil as they try to take over the world--and obviously, destroy it--but get waylaid by evil cats, rogue farts, killer plants, and visiting sisters.
Author: Elia Anie Publisher: Elia Anie ISBN: Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 116
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They're back... and even badder than before. Reviews for EVIL PENGUINS: "A fun and breezy read. Anie channels The Far Side with great success and maintains an acidic, devious tone throughout the entire book." - Ain't It Cool News “Very funny and witty, with a dark nod, wink and a smile throughout.” - The Penguin Post
Author: Maxwell Eaton, III Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers ISBN: 0375864474 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 98
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Meet Ace and Bub, the flying beaver brothers! Ace loves extreme sports and is always looking for a new adventure. Bub loves napping and, well, napping. But when penguins threaten to freeze Beaver Island for "resort and polar-style living," the brothers put their talents to work saving their tropical island paradise. Can they save Beaver Island from environmental destruction? And can they do it in time to still win the annual Beaver Island Surfing Competition?
Author: Maxwell Eaton, III Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers ISBN: 0385378998 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 100
Book Description
Meet Ace and Bub, the flying beaver brothers! Ace loves extreme sports and is always looking for a new adventure. Bub loves napping and, well, napping. But when penguins threaten to freeze Beaver Island for "resort and polar-style living," the brothers put their talents to work saving their tropical island paradise. Can they save Beaver Island from environmental destruction? And can they do it in time to still win the annual Beaver Island Surfing Competition?
Author: Matthew Gasteier Publisher: Villard ISBN: 0345518160 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 242
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Perfect for the Scrooge in your life—a profane, hilarious takedown of all things cute and cuddly, by the author of the blog sensation of (almost) the same name Attention, all you clumsy pandas, lovable puffins, huggable bunnies, and penguins that elicit ooohs and aaahs: The jig is up! We have lived under your furry fists for too long. There is a cute and present danger lurking out there–in the wild, in the zoos, and sometimes even in our very own homes. Spurred on by the Cute Industrial Complex, these cuddly animals have taken over blockbuster films, inspirational posters, and computer desktops everywhere, further weakening the innocent civilians who are beguiled by these fuzzy frauds. But you are stronger than them, aren’t you? Those soft bellies and wet noses are no match for you–and their free ride has just come to an end. F U, Penguin is the rallying cry for those who choose to fight these power-hungry cute-mongers. Loaded with color photographs and hilarious commentary, this book will have you laughing out loud while it simultaneously saves you from the tragic fate of tossing yarn with big-eyed kittens and bottle-nursing baby pandas forever. ___________________________ "Finally, a book for the rest of us! Most animals go about our business without playing to the audience like the elitists exposed in these chapters.I wasn't sure how many more times I could hear about those great penguins and pandas and kittens before I started eating people... well, more people, anyway."—Jerry the Shark "Penguins killed my parents, and they would not hesitate to kill me. I thank the Crustacean God for Matthew Gasteier, a true saint and a decent human being in a world filled with heartless penguin accomplices."—Dennis the Krill "It's all true. We're the worst."—Anonymous Penguin "The average dolphin is far beyond this level of vulgarity, but I could see how this would be a very enjoyable book for humans. I should remember to hand these out to some of my slower relatives at the common ancestor reunion."—Edward the Dolphin "Thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, this style of book is not something we are currently looking for. However, we wish you the best of luck with your human publishers!"—Danielle the Bear, Editor-in-Chief, Random Cave Publishing
Author: Elia Anie Publisher: Elia Anie ISBN: 1481174991 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 101
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Think all cats are sweet, fluffy creatures with big eyes that can melt even the hardest of hearts? Think again. In 95 hilarious cartoons, Elia Anie shows all the reprehensible depths to which malevolent felines can sink. "Funny. Very funny. I spit beer all over my laptop funny." - Jim Edgar, author of Bad Cat "I always knew cats were evil--now they're funny, too." - Bill Plympton, Academy Award-nominated animator and cartoonist
Author: Maxwell Eaton, III Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers ISBN: 0449810194 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 98
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The Flying Beaver Brothers are back! All is not well on Beaver Island. Ace and Bub have noticed a number of things (trees, houses, evil penguins) sinking into the ground. They soon discover that Captain Jo Jo and his scurvy crew of mud-making moles have hatched a nearsighted plot to steal dirt from Beaver Island to make their own island home even bigger! Can Ace and Bub stop their brotherly bickering and save Beaver Island before it disappears forever?
Author: Tony White Publisher: Films I Never Got to Make ISBN: 9780578113470 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 244
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"BAD PENGUIN" is a powerful animated movie that tells the story of an angry, armed-to-the-teeth penguin who hates Christmas! Sex, drugs, violence and bigotry are all harsh realities in Phil Clarke Jr.'s electric script. Imagine a wingedlovechild between Quentin Tarantino and Bugs Bunny - with a little Christopher Walken thrown into the mix - tied together with the highest quality of comic book-style character animation.
Author: Gregg Hurwitz Publisher: DC Comics ISBN: 1401240712 Category : Comics & Graphic Novels Languages : en Pages : 144
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Bestselling author Gregg Hurwitz examines the painful and dark past of one of Batman's most devious foes. How did young Oswald Cobblepot go from being the apple of his mother's eye to the leader of underworld gangs and adversary of the Caped Crusader?
Author: Elia Anie
Author: Elia Anie
Author: Laura Ellen Anderson
Author: Elia Anie
Author: Maxwell Eaton, III
Author: Maxwell Eaton, III
Author: Matthew Gasteier
Author: Elia Anie
Author: Maxwell Eaton, III
Author: Tony White
Author: Gregg Hurwitz