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Author: Jennifer Stinson Publisher: HarperCollins ISBN: 9780062436238 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 0
Book Description
Turns out nobody is perfect! Queens and kings; giants and trolls, and yes, even princesses all make mistakes! In this endearing and hilarious picture book by Jennifer Stinson, young readers can take a peek into the marvelous mess-ups and ferocious faux-pas of fairy-tale characters. Rebecca Ashdown's delightful colors and funny expressions will leave readers snickering. Perfect for fans of The Paper Bag Princess and Not All Princesses Dress in Pink. Bottom line: When children realize that everybody else messes up, maybe they'll feel better about messing up, too. Perfect for bedtime and for the classroom. Witches can be very whiny. Kings and queens don't share. Monsters sometimes want their mommies. Mermaids HATE to comb their hair.
Author: Jennifer Stinson Publisher: HarperCollins ISBN: 9780062436238 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 0
Book Description
Turns out nobody is perfect! Queens and kings; giants and trolls, and yes, even princesses all make mistakes! In this endearing and hilarious picture book by Jennifer Stinson, young readers can take a peek into the marvelous mess-ups and ferocious faux-pas of fairy-tale characters. Rebecca Ashdown's delightful colors and funny expressions will leave readers snickering. Perfect for fans of The Paper Bag Princess and Not All Princesses Dress in Pink. Bottom line: When children realize that everybody else messes up, maybe they'll feel better about messing up, too. Perfect for bedtime and for the classroom. Witches can be very whiny. Kings and queens don't share. Monsters sometimes want their mommies. Mermaids HATE to comb their hair.
Author: Francesca Castagnoli Publisher: Crown Archetype ISBN: 0307489809 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 242
Book Description
Welcome, Your Highness. If you’ve picked up this book, you know who you are. You have a taste for life’s finer things: champagne with breakfast, custom lingerie, and kitten heels—even in the snow. At the office, you’re a corporate merger of style and substance, flawlessly handling the most difficult clients or performing life-saving surgery wearing snakeskin stilettos. Your romances play out like De Beers moments (well, in your mind anyway). And above all, you know instinctively that the real road to enlightenment begins with entitlement. Princess is a celebration of the princess in every woman—a witty, delightful handbook for building your own happily ever after. You’ll learn (and raise!) your PQ (Princess Quotient), tackle the PSAT (Princess Self-Assessment Test), and answer the age-old princess question: Is having it all ever really enough? Paying homage to the fine art of pampering, the princess rules of entertaining, the princess pooch, and of course, Prince Charming, Princess is sure to be a favorite. After all, it’s about you.
Author: Meg Goepel Publisher: AuthorHouse ISBN: 1449023460 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 19
Book Description
Today's society sadly frowns upon one of life's funniest naturally occurring phenomena: farting! Join the new movement to embrace the fun in flatulence with this hysterically rhythmic book that the whole family is sure to enjoy.
Author: Ian Falconer Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 0857079069 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 40
Book Description
In her newest hilarious endeavour, Olivia embarks upon a quest for identity and individuality. It seems there are far too many pink and sparkly princesses around these days and Olivia has had quite enough! She needs to stand out. And so, in typical 'Olivia' style, she sets about creating a whole array of fantastically dressed princesses… and shows us that everyone can be individual and special.
Author: Peter Bently Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1471164136 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 31
Book Description
The Princess is getting ready for her ball at the palace of Par Ping. She's starting to feel nervous. What happens if she pumps or parps or does bum-blasts or toots, bottom-burps, whizpops or poots? That shouldn't be a problem though, as everyone knows princesses don't pump... A new laugh-out-loud new text from Peter Bently, author of Meet the Parents and Dustbin Dad.
Author: Marty Kelley Publisher: Union Square & Co. ISBN: 1454941480 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 31
Book Description
Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Author: Hai Cao Publisher: Funstory ISBN: 1649555504 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 609
Book Description
She was the only daughter of a medical family that had transcended from a modern era; he, on the other hand, was the second prince of the dynasty who had resurrected from the dead, borrowing his corpse to pay back his soul. Busy to borrow space to make a fortune, strong alliance to get rich scum, in the end, who can hold a beauty home? Who could marry a lover?
Author: Kate Beaton Publisher: Scholastic Inc. ISBN: 0545637090 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 40
Book Description
Introducing Kate Beaton, a major new picture book talent, and author/illustrator of #1 New York Times bestseller Hark! A Vagrant! Princess Pinecone knows exactly what she wants for her birthday this year. A BIG horse. A STRONG horse. A horse fit for a WARRIOR PRINCESS! But when the day arrives, she doesn't quite get the horse of her dreams...From the artist behind the comic phenomenon Hark! A Vagrant, The Princess and the Pony is a laugh-out-loud story of brave warriors, big surprises, and falling in love with one unforgettable little pony.
Author: Gail Simone Publisher: Oni Press ISBN: 9781929998319 Category : Comics & Graphic Novels Languages : en Pages : 100
Book Description
Meet Charity, Faith, and Hope: the girls of the Tri-Omega Sorority. To some, they're the most popular girls on their campus, but to others, they're the most unstoppable, cruel, and dangerous (not to mention dumbest) assassins in the world! They might not have the highest IQ, but they sure do know how to kick the crap out of the bad guys. Join the girls as they jump, skip, and river dance their way into a military base to bust the heads of evil villains and stop a nuclear weapon from being unleashed by a terrorist's spoiled son. Then, join them on their night out at a splendid gala event, which, unbeknownst to them, is hosted by an evil character from their sorority Mother's past! Who is he and why does he want the Princesses' leader dead? Will the girls be able keep their cool when put up against some of the cutest Russian terrorists to hit this side of the Pacific or will they spend the night lost in the eyes of the enemy while their leader is left alone back home? Plus, what happens when a new sorority sister is thrown into the mix? And what does a gravy boat have to do with anything? Danger, intrigue, and hilarity ensue as the girls race against the clock to save the day and get back home in time to look good for class!
Author: Jennifer Stinson
Author: Jennifer Stinson
Author: Francesca Castagnoli
Author: Meg Goepel
Author: Ian Falconer
Author: Peter Bently
Author: Lynda White
Author: Marty Kelley
Author: Hai Cao
Author: Kate Beaton
Author: Gail Simone