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Author: Alexandra Lytle Publisher: Tate Publishing ISBN: 1618622072 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 64
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One of my sons is hairy—very hairy. We are talking Sasquatch-league hair on chest, stomach, and back, hair that could be parted and styled, and it started when he was about twelve. He was self-conscious about it and would often try different ways to remove it...much to the delight of his siblings, who would watch and offer advice. His nickname was Silverback. Welcome to the wonderful world of the Lytle family, where hitting puberty earns you nicknames, Nana deems grandkids 'dorks,' the pets are in perpetual toddler danger—and everyone's having a blast! Which is the grossest? A. Grandma in a bikini B. Jiggling belly fat C. Licking a cat D. All of the above If you picked D, you are correct! Being normal is overrated (and hard to maintain), so the Lytle clan just lets the chips fall where they may! These snapshots of their daily lives will leave you laughing or gagging...or both! If you have ever felt like your family was the only one that seemed a little odd, take heart! After reading Don't Make Me Turn This Van Around!, you'll think your loved ones are utter bores!
Author: Alexandra Lytle Publisher: Tate Publishing ISBN: 1618622072 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 64
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One of my sons is hairy—very hairy. We are talking Sasquatch-league hair on chest, stomach, and back, hair that could be parted and styled, and it started when he was about twelve. He was self-conscious about it and would often try different ways to remove it...much to the delight of his siblings, who would watch and offer advice. His nickname was Silverback. Welcome to the wonderful world of the Lytle family, where hitting puberty earns you nicknames, Nana deems grandkids 'dorks,' the pets are in perpetual toddler danger—and everyone's having a blast! Which is the grossest? A. Grandma in a bikini B. Jiggling belly fat C. Licking a cat D. All of the above If you picked D, you are correct! Being normal is overrated (and hard to maintain), so the Lytle clan just lets the chips fall where they may! These snapshots of their daily lives will leave you laughing or gagging...or both! If you have ever felt like your family was the only one that seemed a little odd, take heart! After reading Don't Make Me Turn This Van Around!, you'll think your loved ones are utter bores!
Author: Alexandra Lytle Publisher: Lulu.com ISBN: 1105514870 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 42
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How to tell if you are a country girl:Does your Mama have 5 O'clock shadow? Ever used duct tape to repair the car? Do you get teary eyed when you pass the bowling alley? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you might just be a country girl!
Author: Donald Miller Publisher: Harper Horizon ISBN: 1418513911 Category : Religion Languages : en Pages : 243
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Follow Don and Paul as they dive headlong into the deepest of human questions and find answers outside words?answers that have to be experienced to be believed. Day 1: "Trips like ours are greener grass left unknown for fear of believing trite sayings; sayings that are sometimes true. But our friends back home live an existence under the weight and awareness of times; a place we are slowly escaping; a world growing fainter by the hour and the mile." Day 13: "It feels again that we are leaving who we were, moving on into the people we will become, hopefully, people with some kind of answers, some kind of thing to believe tht makes sense of beauty, of romance. Something that would explain the red glow against Paul's face, the red glow that seems to be coming off the console . . . 'Did you notice the engine light is lit, bud?' I ask . . ." Day 83: "I sit in the van, waiting for her to come out when I notice a window in one of the classrooms open, and a backpack comes falling out, spilling a few books onto the lawn. After the backpack comes Elida, falling atop the pack and laying low, peeking back into the window to see if the teacher noticed. She gathers her books, reaches into the classroom and closes the window, then runs toward the van as though this were a prison break." As you read Through Painted Deserts, you'll soon realize this is not just one man's account of finding light, God, and beauty on the open road. Rather, this book maps the journey you're already traveling . . . or soon will be.
Author: Maureen Reil Publisher: Maureen Reil ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 216
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Robyn Cross was looking forward to Christmas but not anymore. Not after she found out that her husband cheated on her so she wants to divorce him despite loving the bones of the man, which makes it worse. Only first, they decide that for the sake of everybody they know and love that they will spend one last perfect Christmas together and try to fake it until they make it past not only Christmas but New Year’s too and even beyond their daughter’s birthday. If they can just last that long without giving the game away that is, for this is all for show remember so no forgetting that and falling back into old habits. However, if they do fail then that will surely ruin the festivities altogether for not just them but their family too. Well they are all going on a three-day trip to a Winter Wonderland Hotel Experience, so the atmosphere needs to be warmer than the weather outside since that is cold enough for snow. Will they succeed and make it a memorable Christmas for all the right reasons? Will they mess up despite being on their best behaviour, when the ex turns up to pour fuel on the fire? If you are in need of some funny festive fiction to get you laughing through this special season, then pick up this hilarious British novel which contains quite a few swear words so you have been warned. While you can be glad, you’re not the potty mouthed Robyn Cross for actions do have consequences and they’re not always so easy to make good on. As she finds out, but will you?
Author: Daniel Janse van Rensburg Publisher: Penguin Random House South Africa ISBN: 1776096940 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 319
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Black Beach, located on Bioko island off the mainland of Equatorial Guinea, is one of the world’s most feared prisons, notorious for its brutality and inhumane conditions. In 2013, South African businessman Daniel Janse van Rensburg set off to the West African country to finalise a legitimate airline contract with a local politician. Within days, Daniel was arrested by the local Rapid Intervention Force and detained without trial in the island’s infamous ‘Guantanamo’ cells, and was later taken to Black Beach. This is his remarkable story of survival over nearly two years, made possible by his unwavering faith and the humanity of a few fellow inmates. In this thrilling first-person narrative, Daniel relives his ordeal, describing the harrowing conditions in the prison, his extraordinary experiences there, and his ceaseless hope to return to South Africa and be reunited with his family. A story of courage in the face of overwhelming adversity, Black Beach demonstrates the strength of the human spirit and the toll injustice takes on ordinary people who fall foul of the powerful and corrupt.
Author: Anthony Laster Publisher: Page Publishing Inc ISBN: 1682898032 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 307
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Back Cover Summary My Story I have heard people say that if you want to live, then you shouldn’t walk into the light. Some have said that if you want a better life, step into the light. There is where you will shine. Then there is that old saying, “There is a light at the end of every tunnel.” As for me personally, I say that searching for lights always leads to darkness. It always leads you back to the truth and the reality of it all. My whole life has been filled with lights that have led me down a path of both good and evil. Some were put out by others, some I turned off. I tried to stay in the excitement of the night lights in search of a way to ease the pain of all the things I have seen and done. I’ve tried to forget about the lights I saw at a young age for the very first time. I saw the taillights of my mother’s car as she drove off in search of her own light. That was the beginning of a new me. No one can know about the secrets that we keep buried deep down inside us, deep down where the light still flickers. I would like to share a story with you about heartache, mistrust, greed, and pain. A story about my search for happiness and how I had to walk through the flames. I was still in darkness even when I tried to walk in the light. Let me introduce myself. Hi, my name is Antonio Brown, a.k.a. 45, but you can just call me Tony.
Author: Eileen Sheehan Publisher: Earth Wise Books ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 215
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What happens when you fall in love with the fantasy man in your dreams only to discover that he's real... but, not human? Get ready for a thrilling ride as you follow Gertie Hitchcock's journey of falling in love with her fantasy man from her dreams, only to find out he's not just a figment of her imagination. But when her dream man becomes a reality, she also discovers a world of alien shape shifters and dangerous stalkers who will stop at nothing to possess her. Will Gertie's Dream Love come to her rescue and save her from some seriously bad errors in judgement? Dive into the pages of this gripping tale and find out. HERE'S WHAT READERS ARE SAYING ABOUT THIS SIZZLING PARANORMAL ROMANCE THRILLER... Author Eileen Sheehan crafts a deliciously steamy romance tale with a tinge of the paranormal. Readers of books like Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series or The Vampire Diaries by L.J. Smith will find much to love about Dream Love. The plot revolves around the love triangle between Gertie, Marcus, and Joshua, with supernatural events in the background. These three characters have a complex relationship. I was particularly impressed by how Sheehan managed the dynamics between the main characters, both equally strong and compelling yet different. While Marcus offers Gertie love, safety, and warmth, Joshua thrills her in ways she can't deny him. All in all, Dream Love is a book tailor-made for paranormal romance lovers.
Author: Ross Klavan Publisher: Down & Out Books ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 187
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Shadow towns, smugglers and secret notes — this trio of New York authors are a TRIPLE SHOT of twists and turns in three novellas. Payback leads to an unmarked grave in Ross Klavan’s Thump Gun Hitched. A freak accident forces two L.A. cops to play out a deadly obsession that takes them from back alley payoffs to hard time in prison, then deep into the tunnel networks south of the border to a murderous town that’s only rumored to exist. Before the last shot is fired, everything they thought was certain proves to be a shadow and everything they trusted opens into a trap. Life was so much simpler for Tim O’Mara’s marijuana-selling narrator in Smoked when all he had to worry about was keeping his customers, now ex-wife, and daughter satisfied. When he forges a reluctant alliance with his ex-wife’s new lover, he realizes there’s lots of money to be made from the world’s number one smuggled legal product — cigarettes. Unfortunately, his latest shipment contained some illegal automatic weapons. Now he’s playing with the big boys and finds the price of the game way over his head. Murder was never part of his business model. And finally in Twist of Fate, Charles Salzberg follows Trish Sullivan, an ambitious TV reporter working in a small, upstate New York market. She receives a note from Meg Montgomery, a beautiful young woman convicted of murdering her husband and two children. Montgomery claims she’s innocent and Sullivan, smelling a big story that may garner some national attention, investigates and turns up evidence that the woman has, indeed, been framed. What happens next changes the life of both women in unexpected ways.
Author: Alexandra Lytle
Author: Alexandra Lytle
Author: Alexandra Lytle
Author: Cynthia Dane
Author: Donald Miller
Author: Donald Miller
Author: Maureen Reil
Author: Daniel Janse van Rensburg
Author: Anthony Laster
Author: Eileen Sheehan
Author: Ross Klavan