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Author: Patrick F. McManus Publisher: Macmillan ISBN: 0805021078 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 208
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Bestsellers by America's favorite humorist: -A Fine And Pleasant Misery They Shoot Canoes, Don't They? Never Sniff A Gift Fish The Grasshopper Trap Rubber Legs And White Tail-hairs The Night The Bear Ate Goombaw Whatchagot Stew (with Patricia "The Troll" McManus Gass) Real Ponies Don't Go Oink The Good Samaritan Strikes Again How I Got This Way These titles are available from Henry Hold and Company.
Author: Barbara Correa Publisher: Richer Press ISBN: 9780998877389 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 46
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In their new children's picture book series, Mike and Barb Correa offer parents a unique opportunity to create some hilarious bedtime entertainment while showing their young children how...even young crabs...can play together, explore their surroundings and have fun during the summer and the holidays...yet, never become "crabby."
Author: Jonathan Fenske Publisher: Crabby Book ISBN: 9781338281613 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 0
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It is late and Crabby just wants to sleep, but Plankton keeps Crabby awake with questions and chatter--until a request for a bedtime story takes an unexpected turn.
Author: Jonathan Fenske Publisher: Scholastic Inc. ISBN: 1338281526 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 52
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Check out this hilarious early reader series from Geisel Award Honoree Jonathan Fenske! Pick a book. Grow a Reader!This series is part of Scholastic's early reader line, Acorn, aimed at children who are learning to read. With easy-to-read text, a short-story format, plenty of humor, and full-color artwork on every page, these books will boost reading confidence and fluency. Acorn books plant a love of reading and help readers grow! Crabby is NOT happy. Sun is in Crabby's eyes. Salt is in Crabby's teeth. Sand is in Crabby's shell. Plankton tries again and again to cheer Crabby up -- with laugh-out-loud results! Will Crabby ever crack a smile? Or will Crabby always be crabby? With comic speech bubbles and full-color artwork throughout, Geisel Award Honoree Jonathan Fenske's early reader series is sure to be a hit with new readers!
Author: Patrick F. McManus Publisher: Macmillan ISBN: 0805021078 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 208
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Bestsellers by America's favorite humorist: -A Fine And Pleasant Misery They Shoot Canoes, Don't They? Never Sniff A Gift Fish The Grasshopper Trap Rubber Legs And White Tail-hairs The Night The Bear Ate Goombaw Whatchagot Stew (with Patricia "The Troll" McManus Gass) Real Ponies Don't Go Oink The Good Samaritan Strikes Again How I Got This Way These titles are available from Henry Hold and Company.
Author: Jeaunetta Westenberg Publisher: WestBow Press ISBN: 1973607077 Category : Health & Fitness Languages : en Pages : 114
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Jeaunetta is an inspiring overcomer who shares the gift of laughter and encouragement. Thousands of lives have been impacted by her public speaking ministry. Let the Lord encourage you and bless you with her incredible story. ROBBIE ROPELLA President of Ropella & Associates Have you ever uttered words like why me, or asked the Lord why He doesnt rescue you from a devastating disease or a difficult situation? You are not alone. Dont Panic...Its Only Brain Surgery! is a HOW TO book & Bible Study that teaches us to get through even the worst of circumstances with the Lords help, without submitting to panic and anxiety. If you are going through a hard time, Jeaunettas story of enduring brain surgery and a long recovery will tug on your heart strings and show you that God is faithful to all His promises. He gives strength to overcome: Anxiety Doubt Fear Loneliness Whether you are going through a life-limiting illness or a stressful day, God can take you from Panic to Peace and give His joy to get through anything. Its like Jeaunetta says Dont Panic, Its Only Brain Surgery!
Author: Ross Burach Publisher: Scholastic Inc. ISBN: 1338504940 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 52
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Bumble and Bee love to have FUN. But their best friend Froggy just wants some peace and quiet. "Buzz-worthy." --Kirkus ReviewsPick a book. Grow a Reader!This series is part of Scholastic's early reader line, Acorn, aimed at children who are learning to read. With easy-to-read text, a short-story format, plenty of humor, and full-color artwork on every page, these books will boost reading confidence and fluency. Acorn books plant a love of reading and help readers grow!Bumble and Bee love to buzz around the pond and make mischief. Their cranky best friend Froggy prefers the peace and quiet of sitting on a lily pad. They may be an unlikely trio, but no matter what these friends dream up -- from picture day problem-solving to a comical cure for the hiccups -- you can count on hilarious, unexpected FUN!
Author: Gary Lundberg Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 1101199571 Category : Psychology Languages : en Pages : 333
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In their weekly radio show and in their popular workshops, Gary and Joy Lundberg have already helped thousands of people and their families to communicate more effectively. Now, the Lundbergs address an all too common dilemma that arises when others expect you to solve their problems for them, showing readers how they can shed the no-win role of "fixer" and empower people to solve their own problems through validation--a simple yet profound communication tool that is essential to any healthy relationship. Refreshingly straightforward, this inspiring and entertaining work is poised to become a classic guide for anyone who wishes to improve relationships with their partner, children, colleagues and friends.
Author: Max Morteman Publisher: Xlibris Corporation ISBN: 1462842194 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 319
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Paper Movies is a book containing two novellas and two long short stories. The title is derived from the fact that the tales contained herein are graphic and of a visual nature. This will hopefully put the reader into a state of mind that makes him/her smell buttered popcorn and want to pull a sweaty cardboard cup of a favorite beverage from the circular drink holder on the arm of a theater chair that isn’t there. The Fishermen is the longest of these four Paper Movies and well worth the price of admission. In this story, eleven-year old Zack Bonding goes on a fishing trip with his father. What happens to them will take you places you may wish you had never gone. Max Morteman, in The Fishermen, will make you wonder if you have as firm a grip on reality as you previously thought. Upon A Star is based upon a premise that resides within us all. What if you could really have absolutely anything your greedy little heart desires? What if you could have every wish you make come true in an instant? (And, we’re talking twenty-four hours a day, folks.) And, you’re only sixteen years old? Come on! Adolescence is hard enough without that. The repercussions can be devastating. Tick Woman shows us that the most innocent actions and altruistic intentions can have outcomes beyond imagining. (Max Morteman is not a nice guy, I fear.) All Marjorie Hormel wants to do is pick enough blueberries to make a birthday cake for her twins’ tenth birthday, and two pies and a cake for a church social cum birthday party for the area’s oldest resident. (Good God, Max Morteman, how could you do this?) Finally, if you are brave enough to continue this trip to the Paper Movies, the book closes with Walking Small. Walking Small is the story of a small town principal of a rural school in the north-central region of Pennsylvania in 1967. The summer of that year, 1967, is now commonly referred to by historians as “The Summer Of Love”. Suffice it to say that the principal of Ogosh Elementary School, Rollo Jervis, is not a very loving guy. He is a fanatical believer in the biblical adage, “Spare the rod and spoil the child.” So, pop some corn (or can tabs), take the phone off the hook, and sit back and open the book. (Added bonus—you don’t need to worry about the batteries in the remote.) Max Morteman truly hopes you’ll enjoy your trip to the Paper Movies. (You just better hope he isn’t there sitting beside you.)
Author: Iris Pearce Publisher: iUniverse ISBN: 1440167656 Category : Religion Languages : en Pages : 111
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Did you know by the time you were four or five years old, that you are a blessed child of God, that because you belong to Him you have been endowed with rights nobody can ever take away? Did you learn during your early childhood years that not only does God value you unconditionally, but that He also loves every other human being just as much? In this book, Iris Pearce, one of the cofounders of the School of Spirituality of the Dallas-Fort-Worth Episcopal Diocese, counselor, and spiritual director for many years, now opens her tender heart to us by sharing stories about her childhood. These are the experiences of Iris' life, long before she studied the lives of spiritual teachers and directors, and before she developed any of her teaching materials that have so enriched those who have been blessed to know her and learn from her. She shares these experiences with her typical wit and humor, describing what her Mama and Papa did, what they said to her, even how their faces looked at times as they talked to her, and how they each uniquely demonstrated God's truth, goodness and love. Mama was a staunch Catholic and Papa was a Methodist. Instead of expecting their differences to cause problems, Iris' parents approached life armed with God's love, which truly does overcome a multitude of imperfections. This book will make your heart dance! Brenda Waggoner Author of The Velveteen Woman
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