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Author: Cesar Dunbar Publisher: Semsoli ISBN: 9781970177138 Category : Languages : en Pages : 132
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Get Ready for a Good Laugh - Make Your Children Lol With These Funny Dog Jokes! Why did the dog cross the road? Answer: To get to the 'barking' lot! All kids love dogs, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of dog jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Paws On '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' In this book, you will find: - 100+ woof-tastic hilarious dog jokes - 30+ funny illustrations - No profanity or foul language This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! Get Your Copy Of: '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador! *** Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates? A: Aware wolf. *** Q: What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza? A: Pupperoni! Buy '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids', and get access to all the other jokes! Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes For Kids.' So, are you ready for the funniest dog jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.
Author: Cesar Dunbar Publisher: Semsoli ISBN: 9781970177138 Category : Languages : en Pages : 132
Book Description
Get Ready for a Good Laugh - Make Your Children Lol With These Funny Dog Jokes! Why did the dog cross the road? Answer: To get to the 'barking' lot! All kids love dogs, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of dog jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Paws On '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' In this book, you will find: - 100+ woof-tastic hilarious dog jokes - 30+ funny illustrations - No profanity or foul language This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! Get Your Copy Of: '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador! *** Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates? A: Aware wolf. *** Q: What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza? A: Pupperoni! Buy '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids', and get access to all the other jokes! Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes For Kids.' So, are you ready for the funniest dog jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.
Author: Maria Nelson Publisher: Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP ISBN: 1482405423 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 26
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Every dog owner knows how silly his or her pup can be. Dogs' behavior can be strange—such as barking at the vacuum cleaner—and downright sneaky, like stealing peanut butter sandwiches off the table. Readers will enjoy learning about man’s best friend, while they giggle through playful puns, ridiculous riddles, and wonderful word play. Colorful, cute illustrations and photographs complement facts about dogs—and many happen to be doggone funny!
Author: Suzanne Schwalb Publisher: Peter Pauper Press, Inc. ISBN: 1441300260 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 146
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Besides being man's best friends, our canine companions turn out to be some of the world's best comedians, from puppy antics that convulse us into giggles, to the pranks of older furry friends that keep us chortling at life's follies. Here is a compact treasury of canine humor that simply takes the biscuit. Packed with dog jokes, dog riddles (''What has four legs and one arm? A happy pit bull''), quips and quotes (''Never moon a werewolf''),''dogma,'' doggerel, and much more, such as dog license errors (''Alaskan Malibu,'' ''Borderline Collie''), it's guaranteed to have you howling with laughter. Note: Some ''mature'' (actually immature) content.
Author: Louis Sachar Publisher: A&C Black ISBN: 1408850346 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 224
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'Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast?' 'Because dead ones squeal when you stick the fork in.' Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It is the rest of the kids in the class who think he is a fool. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practising his routine non-stop to get it just right. Gary's sure that this will be his big break - he'll make everyone laugh and will win the $100 prize money. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.
Author: Joanne O'Sullivan Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company ISBN: 9781600591549 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 108
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Howl with laughter at dozens of the very best dog jokes ever collected--and made even funnier by the comic color illustrations that enliven every spread. Eleven hilarious sections capture every facet of canine humor: A Dog Walks into a Bar, Wonderdogs & Underdogs, Good Breeding, Dogs Gone Postal, Doggy Haiku; Man’s Best Friend, Cat’s Worst Enemy; Shaggy Dog Stories, Fetching Follies, Doggie Limericks, Puppy Love, and Kibbles & Bits.With its unbeatable subject matter, attractive package, and great price, it makes a terrific gift for all of Fido’s fans.
Author: Felicia Lowenstein Niven Publisher: Enslow Publishers, Inc. ISBN: 076605960X Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 50
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Why don’t dogs make good dancers? They have two left feet! Ready for a howling good time? Then check out the silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, and knock-knock jokes in HYSTERICAL DOG JOKES TO TICKLE YOUR FUNNY BONE! Also learn fun facts about canines and how to create a dog breed book!
Author: Uncle Amon Publisher: ISBN: 9781536845457 Category : Languages : en Pages : 48
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100+ Funny and Hilarious Dog Jokes for Kids! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about dogs and puppies. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny dog joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 100+ funny dog and puppy jokes Excellent for early and beginning readers Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Q: Where do you usually find lost dogs? A: It all depends on where you lose them! HAHA! Q: What kind of dog sniffs out flowers? A: A bud hound! LOL! Q: What do you call a happy Lassie? A: A jolly collie! HAHA! Q: What kind of dog is a human's best friend? A: Palmation! LOL! Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in the front yard? A: Put him in the back yard! HAHA! Q: Why did the dog run in circles? A: Because it is not that easy to run in squares! This funny joke book is full of funny dog and puppy jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about dogs and puppies will have you laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your paws on this funny joke book!
Author: Arnie Lightning Publisher: ISBN: 9781535104777 Category : Languages : en Pages : 38
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Funny and Hilarious Dog Jokes for Kids! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean dog jokes for children. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about dogs and puppies. With cute and silly dog illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Q: What is a dog's favorite food? A: Anything that is on your plate! ~HAHA!~ Q: Which dogs do not have a tail? A: A hot dog! ~LOL!~ Q: If your dog eats a dictionary, what should you do? A: Take the words right out of his mouth! ~HAHA!~ Q: What do you call a happy Lassie? A: A jolly collie! This funny joke book is full of dog and puppy jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about dogs and puppies will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!
Author: Kimberly Steadman Publisher: Lifter Upper ISBN: 9780998341941 Category : Languages : en Pages : 40
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"Not just another joke book!" If you love dogs, then 100 Funny Mostly Dog Jokes for Kids from Denver The Recycled Dog Book series will keep you smiling for hours! IN THIS BOOK: 100 jokes all carefully picked for boys like you. You can also see some real pictures of Denver's fur friends. Laugh at all the funny dog jokes and then tell them to your friends and family. This book of funny jokes is PERFECT for you. Let your younger brothers, sisters and friends look at the pictures and they will enjoy them, too. You will fall in love with 100 Funny Mostly Dog Jokes for Kids by Denver The Recycled Dog and read them every day!