Author: P.U. Rippley Publisher: Chronicle Books ISBN: 1452151466 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 14
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In prehistoric times, majestic dinosaurs walked the earth. Though long extinct, one important question remains—did dinosaurs fart? You bet! From booming Brachiosaurus to the terrible tooting T. Rex, this amusing audiobook not only includes stats on the funniest dinosaur farts but also the sound effects that go with them. Just tap each fart and let 'er rip!
Author: Sandstone Books Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781523464807 Category : Languages : en Pages : 0
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DISCOVER:: Kid's or Children's Book that is Highly Entertaining, Humorous, Great for Early Readers, and a Great Bedtime Story This Children's Short Story has it all Great for ages 4-12 Zach and Fred are best friends. They always have fun no matter where they go. Fred can be a little stinky sometimes, and he always eats way too much, but he is the greatest friend a kid could have. When Zach is happy, Fred farts, sings, and wiggles. When Zach is shy, Fred farts for giggles. Fred is an invisible dinosaur that burps, farts, and sneezes. Zach is the boy he loves to pieces. Fred's name is long, like his never-ending tail. He can only be seen by Zach, Emily, and Dale. Zach is lucky to have a friend like Leo McStinky Fluffy Farty Fat Fred. Download Your Copy of My Dinosaur Farts Today, and Read for FREE on Kindle Unlimited! tags: dinosaur, dinosaurs, dinosaur books for kids, kids books, children's books bedtime stories for kids, bedtime storybook collection, bedtime storybook, kids stories, bedtime stories for children, bedtime reading, Children's books, short stories, kids stories, stories for kids, stories for children, kids ebooks, short stories, bedtime stories, kids stories, stories for kids, short stories for kids, short stories, stories for kids, jokes, kids stories, childrens stories, kids books, childrens books, books for kids, bedtime stories, kids books, ebooks, books for kids, jokes, kids, hilarious, children, kid, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book about animals, elementary, kids book, books for kids, childrens book, book, kindle book, kindle ebook, comedy,books for kids, books for children, humor, early reader, beginning reader, kids comedy, bedtime stories, stories for kids, preschool, ages 3-5, ages 6-8, ages 9-12, preteen, beginning readers, beginner reading, kids stories, children stories
Author: Smart Meh Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 32
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15 completely unique dinosaur coloring pages for kids ages 4-7For the dinosaur-loving child, what could be more fun than being able to color all of his or her favorite types?You will find all the most popular dinosaur types here--sometimes alone, sometimes interacting with one another! Buy this coloring book today and share the fun and excitement of dinosaurs with a special child!Activities such as coloring will improve your child's pencil grip, as well as helping them to relax, self regulate their mood and develop their imagination.So if your child loves dinosaurs, animals, then order your copy today
Author: Bianca Ku Publisher: ISBN: 9781494998271 Category : Languages : en Pages : 38
Book Description
Dinosaurs Farts: Walking with Dinosaurs to extinction is a hilarious story for kids 6 years and up. It's a story about four Dino's, a Brachiosaurus, a Tyrannosaurus, a Pterodactyl and a Triceratops, hobnob with each other millions of years ago. Out of boredom, they get into a farting competition. Now, considering the amount of greenhouse gases a single Dino can produce, the atmosphere would notice such an event right? Read on as a simple fart prank escalates into a farting war that threatens the existence of life on Earth.
Author: Smile Melody Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 36
Book Description
Make your child learn to achieve a goal through fun! Do you enjoy giving your child joy? Would you like to teach your child to reach for their goals and dreams through play and reading? Do you enjoy laughing with your child? As a parent, I promise you that this book is the perfect gift for your child. The story in this book will make: Your child will learn that it is worth following your dreams Your child will learn consistency The smile will not disappear from your child's face You will have a lot of fun together Why you and your child will love this book? A happy child is a healthy child! If you want your child to spend fun time with you and learn that it is worth to set your goals high, choose our book
Author: Tim Miller Publisher: HarperCollins Australia ISBN: 1460705548 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 36
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The new Christmas bestseller from the creators of the Fart Monster Straight from the prehistoric era comes an ex-STINK-tion story like no other! Life's hard when there's only one toilet and all the dinos need to go! There's a dumping pterodactyl, a plopping stegosaurus and a T. rex who can't reach to wipe ... But when it's finally Mike's turn, could one tiny bowel movement end in disaster? Ages: 3+
Author: Seamus Pilger Publisher: HarperCollins ISBN: 0062290487 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 72
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It’s the second adventure from the smelt-it, dealt-it, you-can-fasten-your-seat-belt-but-they-might-melt-it . . . fearless FART SQUAD! This laugh-out-loud chapter book series is perfect for Captain Underpants fans. With black-and-white illustrations throughout and port-a-potties full of bathroom humor, young readers will be giggling from start to finish. When Darren Stonkadopolis and the rest of the Fart Squad are bussed off to the Natural History Museum, Darren melts a petrified tar pit with a volcano-hot fart. And when he does, he lets out what the pit had been holding in—the deadliest farter in all history, the ferocious Fartasaurus Rex. Now it’s up to the Fart Squad to chow down, power up, and blast this prehistoric beast back to the Flatulent Age before the whole town becomes fossil fuel! “If you can smell what this dino had for lunch, you might be dinner!”—It’s a Gas with Smooth Flo on WCPU “Fart attacks are up 82 percent all over the city. Sneak fart attacks are up 90 percent.”—Good Morning, Buttzville “The business end of this dino means business!”—PassingtonPost.com
Author: Noel Botham Publisher: Dino Books ISBN: 1784181730 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 104
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DID YOU KNOW THAT. . .There are TWICE AS MANY CHICKENS in the world as humans, or that ONE IN THREE MEN PICKS HIS NOSE while driving?DO YOU WANT TO KNOW . . .The average WEIGHT of a human EYEBALL, or how many HEARTS a WORM has?AMAZE YOUR FRIENDS . . .By telling them about PURPLE ANIMALS, the HEAVIEST SUMO WRESTLER, and the LONGEST BOUT of HICCUPS!How Fast Can You Fart? marks the launch of John Blake's brand new children's imprint, Dino Books, and is the first instalment in Dr Dino's Learnatorium. Written by Noel Botham, author of the ever-popular Useless Information series, and decorated throughout with eye-catching hand illustrations, this book is packed with the wildest, weirdest, funniest, grossest, fastest, longest, brainiest and best facts about history, science, food, geography, words, and much more!
Author: Dylon Lawrence Publisher: Lulu.com ISBN: 0359919960 Category : Languages : en Pages : 34
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TIME TO READ! One Poot! Two Poot! Three Poot! Four! I Poot Everywhere! Until I Can't Poot No More! Come join the cute FARTING DINOSAUR as he humorously helps children learn to read! The FARTING DINOSAUR gets into some comedic trouble and plots his way out of the most bizarre situations! A must read for pre school aged children! A must have book for all the classrooms. A must have book for children that love dinosaurs! This is a fun light tale of a dinosaur and the dinosaurs love for pooting! A Classic Hit! Very popular with pre school aged children. Every child wants to read about a pooting dinosaur! This book allows children to interact and learn at the same time. The FARTING DINOSAUR, will be a book for the ages. "I Poot On A Door! I Poot On A Cake! The Cake Caught Fire! So I Pooted Away!" Have some fun with the FARTING DINOSAUR! Let your Childs imagination run wild, as they laugh there way to the end! This is a children's learning book. A tool to help kids learn how to read.
Author: Bekind Publishing Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 62
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Have some fun coloring in some farting dinosaurs This book contains 30 hilarious farting dinosaurs to color and will provide hours of fun, engaging and peaceful time away from the TV, tablet or games console All dinosaurs are designed to be large and simple for easy coloring - all printed on a single page to avoid bleed through and to cut out This activity book is perfect for home schooling and to keep them busy during holidays. Order this farting dinosaurs coloring book now for your own children or as a gift! Features of the book: Large 8.5 x 11 inch white pages Printed on single sides Glossy color cover Perfect for kids aged 3+
Author: P.U. Rippley
Author: Sandstone Books
Author: Smart Meh
Author: Bianca Ku
Author: Smile Melody
Author: Tim Miller
Author: Seamus Pilger
Author: Noel Botham
Author: Dylon Lawrence
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