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Author: Stacey Leigh Brooks Publisher: Krause Publications ISBN: 9781440230301 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 160
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Scary Good In this darkly humorous book, discover the inner musings of a deliciously demented doll, once loved and now abandoned. Peek inside her secret diary of twisted thoughts and odd scribbles, hinting at her evil and madness. But beware. She rules her attic kingdom with a porcelain fist and has minions who carry out fiendish plots against those who dare offend. So play nice. Or else. Advance praise of Diary of a Creepy-Ass Doll: "I'm speechless." —Chatty Cathy "I laughed till I cried from both ends." —Betsy Wetsy "It was so disturbing that I had the locks changed on the Dream House." —Barbie "Shorter than War and Peace. No lie!" —Pinocchio
Author: Stacey Leigh Brooks Publisher: Krause Publications ISBN: 9781440230301 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 160
Book Description
Scary Good In this darkly humorous book, discover the inner musings of a deliciously demented doll, once loved and now abandoned. Peek inside her secret diary of twisted thoughts and odd scribbles, hinting at her evil and madness. But beware. She rules her attic kingdom with a porcelain fist and has minions who carry out fiendish plots against those who dare offend. So play nice. Or else. Advance praise of Diary of a Creepy-Ass Doll: "I'm speechless." —Chatty Cathy "I laughed till I cried from both ends." —Betsy Wetsy "It was so disturbing that I had the locks changed on the Dream House." —Barbie "Shorter than War and Peace. No lie!" —Pinocchio
Author: Stacey Brooks Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 1440231133 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 176
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Terror in Toyland Dolls are sweet little toys and loyal tea party companions. Dolls creep us out, and if you believe they're just innocent playthings, your soul will be the first to get ripped out while you sleep. Creepy-Ass Dolls is full of twisted little porcelain and plastic playmates with chilling thoughts, sinister plans, and disturbing enjoyments, whether it’s becoming future fashion designers of clothes that eat skin or giving murder hugs. Remember, there's a reason dolls are kept in a toy box and if they get out, pray your soul is yours to keep.
Author: Danny Vittore Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 1440229317 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 160
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Holy Sh*t! Run for your lives! The animal kingdom is a messed-up place. Good thing you don't have to live in it because there are animals that would make Chuck Norris look like a wuss. In this tell-all tale of Animals Gone Wild, humorist Danny Vittore introduces you to the F U attitude of creatures great and small, including the fearless honey badger, which has the balls to take on lions and king cobras just for laughs; Gary Busey batsh*t crazy squirrels; and cane toads, which love to hump things Jersey Shore style.
Author: Stephen Lancaster Publisher: Llewellyn Worldwide ISBN: 073875577X Category : Body, Mind & Spirit Languages : en Pages : 160
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When the doll was handed to me, I said he looked like hell. The woman who sold him to me replied that something coming from hell was bound to look like it. From the very first day paranormal investigator Stephen Lancaster brought him home, Norman the Doll raised hell. He caused sudden infestations of rats and spiders. He frightened dogs and put children in trances. He even moved on his own in video surveillance footage. That was just the beginning. Norman takes you on a chilling journey into Stephen's life with a doll that has held the spirit of an unborn child for over fifty years—a haunted doll that still lives in Stephen's house. What began as a curious find at an antique store soon escalated to a supernatural nightmare that could only be eased by locking Norman away in his own room. Praise: "Dedicated readers of horror and internet creepypasta stories will thrill to the mounting evil and the ersatz solution Lancaster and his wife devise to appease Norman. A must-read for fans of the Chucky and Annabelle movies."—Booklist
Author: Frank Lalli Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1501132903 Category : Health & Fitness Languages : en Pages : 352
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Inspired by his viral New York Times article, prize-winning investigative journalist Frank Lalli details how he mastered the ins and outs of health care—and how you, too, can get the best care for your money. Frank Lalli, the former editor of Money and George magazines, has devoted his career to getting to the bottom of a good story. When he was diagnosed with Multiple Myeloma, a rare but potentially deadly blood cancer, he put his reporter’s instincts to work and got the wonder drug he needed at an affordable price—thousands of dollars less than he was told he would have to spend. Amazed by the complex and arbitrary nature of the health care system, he decided to share what he has learned as his own Health Care Detective so that others can find their best care and save money, too. Based on three years of research and more than 300 first-hand interviews with experts, Your Best Health Care Now is your easy-to-follow, real-world guide to making today’s health system work for you. You’ll learn all the smart moves and timely tips to get better care and save hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars—no matter what your concerns may be. Whether you’re trying to book a free check-up or negotiate with a surgeon, looking for an effective generic drug or the best price for a brand-name, or worrying about high insurance deductibles and rising premiums or a stack of surprise bills, Your Best Health Care Now has the answers you need to take charge of your wellbeing.
Author: Richard Wiseman Publisher: Pan Macmillan Adult ISBN: 9781447273363 Category : Intentionalism Languages : en Pages : 384
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Rip up this book and unleash your hidden potential Most self-help books encourage you to think differently; to think yourself thin, imagine a richer self or to visualize the perfect you. This is difficult, time consuming and often doesnâe(tm)t work. Drawing on a dazzling array of scientific evidence, psychologist Richard Wiseman presents a radical new insight that turns conventional self-help on its head: simple physical actions represent the quickest, easiest and most powerful way to instantly change how you think and feel. So don't just think about changing your life. Do it. *Discover the simple idea that changes everything *Lose weight * Stop smoking * Feel instantly younger
Author: Ashley Prentice Norton Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt ISBN: 0547840047 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 293
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After being raised in 1980s Chicago by a promiscuous mother, Bettina Ballentyne, the daughter of a chocolate heiress struggles to walk the line between self-preservation and self-destruction at an East Coast prep school.
Author: Kalynn Bayron Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA ISBN: 154760980X Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 290
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In the world of the Vanquishers, vampires were history . . . until now. "A sharp vampire tale full of bite, heart, and humor." --Rena Barron, author of the Maya and the Rising Dark series "Boog and her friends will capture your heart in an instant." --Mark Oshiro, author of The Insiders Malika “Boog” Wilson and her best friends have grown up idolizing The Vanquishers, a group of heroic vampire hunters who wiped out the last horde of the undead decades ago. Nowadays, most people don't take even the most basic vampire precautions--the days of garlic wreaths and early curfews long gone--but Boog's parents still follow the old rules, much to her embarrassment. When a friend goes missing, Boog isn't sure what to think. Could it be the school counselor, Mr. Rupert, who definitely seems to be hiding something? Or could it be something more dangerous? Boog is determined to save her friend, but is she ready to admit vampires might not be vanquished after all? No one ever expected the Vanquishers to return, but if their town needs protection from the undead, Boog knows who to call. Inspired by Buffy the Vampire Slayer and The Watchmen, this adventure launches readers into an exciting new series.
Author: Jamie McGuire Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1476719071 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 416
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Abby Abernathy is re-inventing herself as the good girl as she begins her freshman year at college, which is why she must resist lean, cut, and tattooed Travis Maddox, a classic bad boy.
Author: Stacey Leigh Brooks
Author: Stacey Leigh Brooks
Author: Stacey Brooks
Author: Danny Vittore
Author: Stephen Lancaster
Author: Frank Lalli
Author: Richard Wiseman
Author: Ashley Prentice Norton
Author: Kalynn Bayron
Author: Jamie McGuire
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