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Author: Matthew Weinrich Publisher: eLectio Publishing ISBN: 163213005X Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 50
Book Description
You are about to embark on a truly weird, interesting, and entertaining experience... So begins the “odyssey of awkwardness” that is Call Me Clumsy, the my-life-so-far memoir of Matthew Weinrich. Through utterly humbling experiences that span the decades of his life, Weinrich provides anecdotes that are equally cringe-inducing and laugh-out-loud funny. From his experience as a consummate slacker to his marriage proposal gone horribly awry to an unfortunate run-in with the fine men and women of the TSA, Weinrich brings you along as he strolls down memory lane, for better or for worse. Ultimately, Weinrich gives us a heart-warming picture of the humility of a child of God who knows, without a doubt, that the old adage applies to him: God is God, and I am not... ...not even close.
Author: Matthew Weinrich Publisher: eLectio Publishing ISBN: 163213005X Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 50
Book Description
You are about to embark on a truly weird, interesting, and entertaining experience... So begins the “odyssey of awkwardness” that is Call Me Clumsy, the my-life-so-far memoir of Matthew Weinrich. Through utterly humbling experiences that span the decades of his life, Weinrich provides anecdotes that are equally cringe-inducing and laugh-out-loud funny. From his experience as a consummate slacker to his marriage proposal gone horribly awry to an unfortunate run-in with the fine men and women of the TSA, Weinrich brings you along as he strolls down memory lane, for better or for worse. Ultimately, Weinrich gives us a heart-warming picture of the humility of a child of God who knows, without a doubt, that the old adage applies to him: God is God, and I am not... ...not even close.
Author: Deborah Slappey Pitts Publisher: AuthorHouse ISBN: 9781420806083 Category : Amyloidosis Languages : en Pages : 284
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For five months, my husband, Clyde Slappey, battled a formidable enemy, primary amyloidosis, a disease that initially we didn't know how to spell or pronounce. Clyde and I traveled the country and visited many doctors and hospitals. We desperately tried to find someone who would help Clyde found a cure. Even though many doctors gave up on Clyde, we kept searching for a cure and never gave up. We didn't accept NO for an answer. And on February 14, 1995, through God's infinite wisdom and grace, we made it to the Mayo Clinic, Clyde's place of hope. During our travels, we discovered that primary amyloidosis is a very rare disease of the immune system that affects roughly eight out of a million people annually. We also learned that the disease affects all people from all ethnic origins, colors, creeds, and national origins. But the disease had taken its toll on Clyde's body. He had begun to grow weaker and weaker as he waited 57 days for a heart transplant. The wait was too much for Clyde to bear, and on April 12, 1995, he blacked out for the final time. I Feel Okay is filled with love, despair, perseverance, and faith. Clyde's attitude of never, ever willing to give up, has inspired many people to reach beyond their boundaries to find answers. Even though many of Clyde's doctors had given up on him, we kept going and continued to search for a cure for his amyloid disease. It took me nine years to write down the accounts of Clyde's story in I Feel Okay. I thought about it and wanted to tell his story so many times through the years, but it was just too painful. My prayer is that many others will be inspired by Clyde's story to educate themselves about the disease and to never give up. This is my hope and I know it would have been Clyde's hope as well.
Author: Mike Harvkey Publisher: Catapult ISBN: 1593766084 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 329
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This thrilling debut novel--equal parts satire and morality play--shines a sharp light on the dark and radical underbelly of the floundering American Midwest. Clyde Twitty could use a break, a helping hand. He's a young man lost--in his finances, in his family--and stuck deep within the fast-settling muck of a dwindling rural Missouri town that has, in every way, given up hope. The hand that reaches down, lifts him up, and leads him forward belongs to a fiercely charismatic patriarch named Jay Smalls, a man who exerts a kind of gravitational force--and breeds fierce purpose in those who find themselves caught in it. Not rattled by the increasingly sinister racial undertones of Jay and his posse, and desperate to look forward and not down, for once in his life, Clyde hardly stumbles when the path he's being ushered down takes a dark and irrevocable turn. As he plunges us into the violent spiral of a desperate youth, he explores with unflinching acuity the ugly nature of hate, the untempered force of personality, and the sometimes horrific power of having someone believe in you.
Author: Lynn Nottage Publisher: Theatre Communications Group ISBN: 1636700187 Category : Drama Languages : en Pages : 74
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“A deceptively simple flavor-bomb of a new comedy about survival, second chances, and digesting whatever life serves up.” —Naveen Kumar, Variety With a chance at reclaiming their lives, the formerly incarcerated people working at Clyde’s, a roadside sandwich stop, strive hard to overcome their personal challenges. Not so easy under their boss Clyde. In this razor-sharp comedy, this motley crew of line cooks, under a visionary chef, are given purpose and permission to dream through their shared quest to create the perfect sandwich.
Author: James Hime Publisher: Macmillan ISBN: 0312331363 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 318
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What lies beteween a big town swindle and small town vengeance is a real killer. Ex-Ranger Jeremiah Spur and Sheriff Clyde Thomas join together in this two-continent investigation through a violent whirlpool of dark motivations and murders. Martin's Press.
Author: Bill C. Burt Publisher: Xlibris Corporation ISBN: 1479779709 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 343
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This book is about Bill's career flying notable people from the business, sports and entertainment world, plus a mixture of he and his families adventure through life. This memoir reads a lot like fiction, but is actually true. Never boring, always challenging. I hope that each one that reads this book will be encouraged to being involved in life, be a participant and chase your dreams. Fasten your seatbelt and enhoy the ride!
Author: Bebe Moore Campbell Publisher: Anchor ISBN: 0307424251 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 338
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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • "A tightly woven, well-written story about mothers and daughters, highs and lows, ex-husbands and boyfriends.... Universally touching." —San Francisco Chronicle Trina is eighteen and suffers from bi-polar disorder, making her paranoid, wild, and violent. Frightened by her own child, Keri searches for help, quickly learning that the mental health community can only offer her a seventy-two hour hold. After these three days Trina is off on her own again. Fed up with the bureaucracy and determined to save her daughter by any means necessary, Keri signs on for an illegal intervention known as The Program, a group of radicals who eschew the psychiatric system and model themselves after the Underground Railroad. In the upheaval that follows, she is forced to confront a past that refuses to stay buried, even as she battles to secure a future for her child.
Author: Janice Martana Publisher: Mybard Inc. ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 223
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Clyde Dante, 25 years old A smart ass architect who always locks himself in his office working. He's a workaholic and that made him a really successful architect. He came to his best friend's wedding and met this gorgeous woman who acknowledged herself as his best friend's ex-girlfriend. He stopped her before she can ruin his best friend's wedding. Beverly Carington, 24 years old Beautiful, sexy, smart and kinda evil. Since she got into college, she found a new part time job and it's ruined people's relationships. She needs money and her friend gave her a brilliant idea to make it. She always helps someone to ruin someone else's relationship.
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