Author: Chuck Tingle Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781523907045 Category : Languages : en Pages : 108
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Chuck Tingle is the voice of a generation, a literary mastermind who has completely changed the way that the world looks at dinosaur, bigfoot, unicorn and living object romance. Now, however, things are about to get meta. In the world of Chuck Tingle, anything can pound you in the butt, from your reaction to the title of this hardcore bundle, to this very sentence itself. When Chuck takes the reins,no butt is left unpounded, even the reader's, breaking through fourth walls just as easily as he does anal seals. Collected within are eight of Chuck Tingle's greatest reality-bending tinglers, including... LONELY AUTHOR POUNDED BY DINOSAUR SOCIAL MEDIA FOLLOWERS SHARED BY THE CHOCOLATE MILK COWBOYS REAMED BY MY REACTION TO THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT" POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT'" POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT"'" SLAMMED IN THE BUTTHOLE BY MY CONCEPT OF LINEAR TIME TURNED GAY BY THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD THAT I MAY ACTUALLY BE A CHARACTER IN A CHUCK TINGLE BOOK
Author: Dawn McMillan Publisher: Courier Dover Publications ISBN: 0486844234 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 34
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The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt! is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind — and it's great for sliding down hills, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun. Now all his friends want one too!
Author: Chuck Tingle Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 106
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Chuck Tingle is the voice of a generation, a literary mastermind who has completely changed the way that the world looks at dinosaur, bigfoot, unicorn and living object romance. Now, however, things are about to get meta. In the world of Chuck Tingle, anything can pound you in the butt, from your reaction to the title of this hardcore bundle, to this very sentence itself. When Chuck takes the reins, no butt is left unpounded, even the reader's. Collected within are eight more of Chuck Tingle's greatest reality-bending tinglers, including... POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BIZARRE ASSUMPTION THAT CHUCK TINGLE BOOKS ARE JUST COVERS AND NOT ACTUAL BOOKS SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN SENTIENT REBBIT AMA POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY PODCAST "NIGHT VALE PRESENTS POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN PODCAST WITH CHUCK TINGLE" POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT'"'"' POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF CHUCK TINGLE'S SCIENCE FICTION AND COMIC BOOK CONVENTION APPEARANCE POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE CRUSHING EXISTENTIAL WEIGHT OF SENTIENT SELF-AWARENESS BUTT TREK: THE SEARCH FOR CHRIS PIME CHUCK TANGLE POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY A KNOCKOFF BOOK THAT GLORIFIES A DEADLY TRAGEDY AND DOESN'T PROVE LOVE IS REAL THEN ACCEPTING THIS AS A SAD SIDE EFFECT OF MAKING WIDER POSITIVE IMPACT AS AN AUTHOR
Author: Dawn McMillan Publisher: Oratia Media Ltd ISBN: 1877514578 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 32
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I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.
Author: Karin Slaughter Publisher: Dell ISBN: 0440339596 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 417
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“Karin Slaughter is simply one of the best thriller writers working today.”—GILLIAN FLYNN “This chilling mystery is just begging to be read in one sitting.”—Cosmopolitan WATCH WILL TRENT ON ABC • This edition features an introduction on the origins of the New York Times bestselling Will Trent novels Karin Slaughter’s internationally bestselling novels are as notable for their vivid portraits of lives shadowed by loss and heartbreak as they are for their dramatic criminal investigations. Broken features the return of her most compelling characters and introduces memorable new ones in a tale of corruption, murder, and confrontation that will leave more than one life . . . When Special Agent Will Trent arrives in Grant County, he finds a police department determined to protect its own and far too many unanswered questions about a prisoner’s death. He doesn’t understand why Officer Lena Adams is hiding secrets from him. He doesn’t understand her role in the death of Grant County’s popular police chief. He doesn’t understand why that man’s widow, Dr. Sara Linton, needs him now more than ever to help her crack this case. While the police force investigates the murder of a young woman pulled from a frigid lake, Trent investigates the police force, putting pressure on Adams just when she’s already about to crack. Caught between two complicated and determined women, trying to understand Linton’s passionate distrust of Adams, the facts surrounding Chief Tolliver’s death, and the complexities of this insular town, Trent will unleash a case filled with explosive secrets—and encounter a thin blue line that could be murderous if crossed. Spellbinding and keenly paced, Broken is Karin Slaughter at her best. Here is an unforgettable story of raw emotions, dangerous assumptions, the deadly and layered game of betrayal, and a man’s determination to expose the most painful of human truths—no matter how deeply they’re hidden . . . or how devastating.
Author: Sarah Ockler Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1442430400 Category : Young Adult Fiction Languages : en Pages : 277
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When all signs point to heartbreak, can love still be a rule of the road? A “touching father-daughter story” (Kirkus Reviews) from the author of Bittersweet and Twenty Boy Summer. Jude has learned a lot from her older sisters, but the most important thing is this: The Vargas brothers are notorious heartbreakers. She’s seen the tears and disasters that dating a Vargas boy can cause, and she swore an oath—with candles and a contract and everything—to never have anything to do with one. Now Jude is the only sister still living at home, and she’s spending the summer helping her ailing father restore his vintage motorcycle—which means hiring a mechanic to help out. Is it Jude’s fault he happens to be cute? And surprisingly sweet? And a Vargas? Jude tells herself it’s strictly bike business with Emilio. Her sisters will never find out, and Jude can spot those flirty little Vargas tricks a mile away—no way would she fall for them. But Jude’s defenses are crumbling, and if history is destined to repeat itself, she’s speeding toward some serious heartbreak…unless her sisters were wrong? Jude may have taken an oath, but she’s beginning to think that when it comes to love, some promises might be worth breaking.
Author: John Desmond Clark Publisher: Cambridge University Press ISBN: 9780521200714 Category : Antiquities, Prehistoric Languages : en Pages : 784
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The local basin in the Kalambo River valley above the famous Falls on the boundary between Zambia and Tanzania provides one of the longest and richest records of human activity so far recovered from a single site in the African continent. Successive human occupation levels and horizons cover the past 60,000 years from the close of the Acheulian Industrial Complex to the present day. This third, and final, volume of this major site report deals with the Middle and Earlier Stone Age period.
Author: Dawn McMillan Publisher: Courier Dover Publications ISBN: 0486848787 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 19
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Everyone’s favorite character from the bestselling I Need a NEW BUTT! and I Broke MY BUTT! is back with a new problem — his butt is too noisy! Follow our hero’s hilarious adventures in the latest and loudest sequel by Dawn McMillan and Ross Kinnaird.
Author: Tracy Wolff Publisher: Entangled: Teen ISBN: 168281615X Category : Young Adult Fiction Languages : en Pages : 943
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The instant #1 New York Times Bestselling Series I may have reached my breaking point. As if trying to graduate from a school for supernaturals isn’t stressful enough, my relationship status has gone from complicated to a straight-up dumpster fire. Oh, and the Bloodletter has decided to drop a bomb of epic proportions on us all... Then again, when has anything at Katmere Academy not been intense? And the hits just keep coming. Jaxon’s turned colder than an Alaskan winter. The Circle is splintered over my upcoming coronation. As if things couldn’t get worse, now there’s an arrest warrant for Hudson’s and my supposed crimes—which apparently means a lifetime prison sentence with a deadly unbreakable curse. Choices will have to be made...and I fear not everyone will survive. Don’t miss a single book in the series that spawned a phenomenon! The Crave series is best enjoyed in order: Crave Crush Covet Court Charm Cherish
Author: Chuck Tingle
Author: Dawn McMillan
Author: Chuck Tingle
Author: Dawn McMillan
Author: Dawn McMillan
Author: Karin Slaughter
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Author: John Desmond Clark
Author: Dawn McMillan
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