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Author: Hells Lefse Publisher: PublishAmerica ISBN: 1627099077 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 357
Book Description
"Christmas a time to warm the hearts and souls of young and old and good and bad. Wait a minute did we say "bad"? Sven, Lena and Ole are off for a much needed vacation to the country no one wants. Situated between Canada and the United States lies the tiny nation called Snot Islands. The United States "does not" want them and Canada "does not" want them. The islands got their name from a clerical error. Someone a long time ago was told to record the name of this little nation. They heard the word "does not" and because it was said quickly and no one bothered to say "what did you say? " "Does not" was misunderstood to become "snot" and that is how the Snot Islands came to exist. As fate would have it our little island nation was destined to become a major player in this new technically advanced world of Christmas. A handful of strange and eccentric residents and a nation obsessed with booger's is about to start a brand new Christmas tradition. For the old at heart and the young of mind grab the family and curl up in front of the fireplace. Serve hot chocolate and eggnog to everyone. If you're Scandinavian and even if you are not a good helping of Lefse is always a great yuletide treat. Now pick up this book and start a new family tradition as old as the word itself. Read out loud to your family and loved ones of the world's greatest new Christmas icon "The Booger Fairy.""
Author: Hells Lefse Publisher: PublishAmerica ISBN: 1627099077 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 357
Book Description
"Christmas a time to warm the hearts and souls of young and old and good and bad. Wait a minute did we say "bad"? Sven, Lena and Ole are off for a much needed vacation to the country no one wants. Situated between Canada and the United States lies the tiny nation called Snot Islands. The United States "does not" want them and Canada "does not" want them. The islands got their name from a clerical error. Someone a long time ago was told to record the name of this little nation. They heard the word "does not" and because it was said quickly and no one bothered to say "what did you say? " "Does not" was misunderstood to become "snot" and that is how the Snot Islands came to exist. As fate would have it our little island nation was destined to become a major player in this new technically advanced world of Christmas. A handful of strange and eccentric residents and a nation obsessed with booger's is about to start a brand new Christmas tradition. For the old at heart and the young of mind grab the family and curl up in front of the fireplace. Serve hot chocolate and eggnog to everyone. If you're Scandinavian and even if you are not a good helping of Lefse is always a great yuletide treat. Now pick up this book and start a new family tradition as old as the word itself. Read out loud to your family and loved ones of the world's greatest new Christmas icon "The Booger Fairy.""
Author: Hells Lefse Publisher: America Star Books ISBN: 9781627093538 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 342
Book Description
Christmas a time to warm the hearts and souls of young and old and good and bad. Wait a minute did we say "bad"? Sven, Lena and Ole are off for a much needed vacation to the country no one wants. Situated between Canada and the United States lies the tiny nation called Snot Islands. The United States "does not" want them and Canada "does not" want them. The islands got their name from a clerical error. Someone a long time ago was told to record the name of this little nation. They heard the word "does not" and because it was said quickly and no one bothered to say "what did you say? " "Does not" was misunderstood to become "snot" and that is how the Snot Islands came to exist. As fate would have it our little island nation was destined to become a major player in this new technically advanced world of Christmas. A handful of strange and eccentric residents and a nation obsessed with booger's is about to start a brand new Christmas tradition. For the old at heart and the young of mind grab the family and curl up in front of the fireplace. Serve hot chocolate and eggnog to everyone. If you're Scandinavian and even if you are not a good helping of Lefse is always a great yuletide treat. Now pick up this book and start a new family tradition as old as the word itself. Read out loud to your family and loved ones of the world's greatest new Christmas icon "The Booger Fairy."
Author: Hells Lefse Publisher: America Star Books ISBN: 9781635081138 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 346
Book Description
Christmas a time to warm the hearts and souls of young and old and good and bad. Wait a minute did we say 'bad'? Sven, Lena and Ole are off for a much needed vacation to the country no one wants. Situated between Canada and the United States lies the tiny nation called Snot Islands. The United States 'does not' want them and Canada 'does not' want them. The islands got their name from a clerical error. Someone a long time ago was told to record the name of this little nation. They heard the word 'does not' and because it was said quickly and no one bothered to say 'what did you say?' 'Does not" was misunderstood to become 'snot' and that is how the Snot Islands came to exist. As fate would have it our little island nation was destined to become a major player in this new technically advanced world of Christmas. A handful of strange and eccentric residents and a nation obsessed with booger's is about to start a brand new Christmas tradition. For the old at heart and the young of mind grab the family and curl up in front of the fireplace. Serve hot chocolate and eggnog to everyone. If you're Scandinavian and even if you are not a good helping of Lefse is always a great yuletide treat. Now pick up this book and start a new family tradition as old as the word itself. Read out loud to your family and loved ones of the world's greatest new Christmas icon "The Booger Fairy." Hells Lefse lives in Sauk Rapids, Minnesota. He is fond of the area and currently lives in the same house where he grew up overlooking the Mississippi River. He is an avid collector, buyer and seller of the odd and un-usual. When not working he enjoys spending his time reading, writing, and riding his motorcycles. Hell has five previously published books. Dogpire, Dogoyles, SvenSagas, Zomdoggie and Drogons. Hells has three children living at home, Sven, Lena and Tesse his beloved Shih-Tzus. They love to watch movies together, play in the yard and the river and gnaw on rawhide bones. His three human children are always welcome home as long as they bring their dogs.
Author: Hells Lefse Publisher: America Star Books ISBN: 9781682293461 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 340
Book Description
Christmas a time to warm the hearts and souls of young and old and good and bad. Wait a minute did we say 'bad'? Sven, Lena and Ole are off for a much needed vacation to the country no one wants. Situated between Canada and the United States lies the tiny nation called Snot Islands. The United States 'does not' want them and Canada 'does not' want them. The islands got their name from a clerical error. Someone a long time ago was told to record the name of this little nation. They heard the word 'does not' and because it was said quickly and no one bothered to say 'what did you say?' 'Does not" was misunderstood to become 'snot' and that is how the Snot Islands came to exist. As fate would have it our little island nation was destined to become a major player in this new technically advanced world of Christmas. A handful of strange and eccentric residents and a nation obsessed with booger's is about to start a brand new Christmas tradition. For the old at heart and the young of mind grab the family and curl up in front of the fireplace. Serve hot chocolate and eggnog to everyone. If you're Scandinavian and even if you are not a good helping of Lefse is always a great yuletide treat. Now pick up this book and start a new family tradition as old as the word itself. Read out loud to your family and loved ones of the world's greatest new Christmas icon "The Booger Fairy." Hells Lefse lives in Sauk Rapids, Minnesota. He is fond of the area and currently lives in the same house where he grew up overlooking the Mississippi River. He is an avid collector, buyer and seller of the odd and un-usual. When not working he enjoys spending his time reading, writing, and riding his motorcycles. Hell has five previously published books. Dogpire, Dogoyles, SvenSagas, Zomdoggie and Drogons. Hells has three children living at home, Sven, Lena and Tesse his beloved Shih-Tzus. They love to watch movies together, play in the yard and the river and gnaw on rawhide bones. His three human children are always welcome home as long as they bring their dogs.
Author: Supriya Kelkar Publisher: CreateSpace ISBN: 9781493577200 Category : Languages : en Pages : 24
Book Description
Everyone has heard about the Tooth Fairy but what about the other fairies? This illustrated picture book will introduce children to a world of fairies, including the Booger Fairy, the Hair Fairy and the Scab Fairy.
Author: William Joyce Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1442473517 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 40
Book Description
Billy's wild imagination gets him into trouble at school, but a creative writing contest could be the perfect opportunity for him to shine.
Author: Alan Katz Publisher: Running Press ISBN: 9780762429967 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 0
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“A Royal Stinkfest!” —Fairy Queen of Snots “What a gas!” —Fairy O. Hara, author of Gone Is the Wind “This book makes great reading—and even better toilet paper!” —I.C. Butts, President of S.T.I.N.K. (Society to Inform Nice Kids) Say the word “fairies” and it conjures up images of little winged beings made of gossamer and light, exquisitely dressed in shimmering gowns or twirly, little bejeweled skating costumes. Well, you haven't met The Flim-Flam Fairies. Be prepared for the crazy antics of the Fart Fairy, Snot Fairy, Dirty Underwear Fairy, as well as a few other less-than-enchanting fairies as they persuade their way into and out of children's lives in attempts to take over the Tooth Fairy's under-the-pillow enterprise. A silly story that will have the kids howling into their pillows with laughter!
Author: Jim Knipfel Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1439159009 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 258
Book Description
From the irresistibly droll mind of Jim Knipfel comes These Children Who Come at You with Knives, and Other Fairy Tales, a series of twisted fables that echo with pinpoint acuity. A masterful storyteller whose memoirs and novels have earned him widespread acclaim, this is Knipfel’s first foray into the short story, and he delivers in spades: this wickedly dark satire on the notion of happily ever after turns the traditional fairy tale on its head. Among the array of lonely losers wallowing in discontent, the enterprising reader of this volume may meet a talking chicken who learns the world has little patience for intelligence, a foul-mouthed gnome set on world domination, and a magical snowman wrestling with the horror of being alive. In These Children Who Come at You with Knives, Knipfel’s singular and brilliantly funny mind reinvents the bedtime story and offers up a wildly entertaining meditation on the perils of human nature.