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Author: Nicholas J. Reign Publisher: Page Publishing Inc ISBN: 1644241536 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 244
Book Description
WARNING! Ladies, if you really don't want to know the crazy sh–– that goes through your man's mind, you shouldn't be reading this book. Seriously, put it down – now! And guys, you definitely shouldn't give this book to your wives or girlfriends, especially if you have wives and girlfriends! ****** With salacious detail and laugh–out–loud humor, Nicholas J. Reign relives the real–life sexual experiences that defined his self–serving attitude toward women, in defense of all "normal" sex–loving men. However, his life of "sweet lies" flashes before his eyes after being "cold busted" and cold–cocked in broad daylight by his emotionally distraught fiancée who catches him red–handed in the act of cheating with his other fiancée. How in hell was it even possible that someone like me, could have gotten caught red–handed in a f––ked up situation like this? he wonders, in a panic. It can't be my fault, can it? As he desperately searches for someone else to blame for his inescapable predicament, Nick is confronted by the ghost of his deceased grandmother as he travels back in time to recount his past sexual misdeeds. Does he ultimately "see the light" and find redemption after this life–altering event? Or, does he remain on his misogynistic sexual journey at the expense of unsuspecting women? The ending might surprise you! ****** "Ladies, after you read this book, please don't bitch–slap your man: simply give this book to him as a gift. That'll do the trick!"
Author: Nicholas J. Reign Publisher: Page Publishing Inc ISBN: 1644241536 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 244
Book Description
WARNING! Ladies, if you really don't want to know the crazy sh–– that goes through your man's mind, you shouldn't be reading this book. Seriously, put it down – now! And guys, you definitely shouldn't give this book to your wives or girlfriends, especially if you have wives and girlfriends! ****** With salacious detail and laugh–out–loud humor, Nicholas J. Reign relives the real–life sexual experiences that defined his self–serving attitude toward women, in defense of all "normal" sex–loving men. However, his life of "sweet lies" flashes before his eyes after being "cold busted" and cold–cocked in broad daylight by his emotionally distraught fiancée who catches him red–handed in the act of cheating with his other fiancée. How in hell was it even possible that someone like me, could have gotten caught red–handed in a f––ked up situation like this? he wonders, in a panic. It can't be my fault, can it? As he desperately searches for someone else to blame for his inescapable predicament, Nick is confronted by the ghost of his deceased grandmother as he travels back in time to recount his past sexual misdeeds. Does he ultimately "see the light" and find redemption after this life–altering event? Or, does he remain on his misogynistic sexual journey at the expense of unsuspecting women? The ending might surprise you! ****** "Ladies, after you read this book, please don't bitch–slap your man: simply give this book to him as a gift. That'll do the trick!"
Author: Bijou Hunter Publisher: Bijou Hunter ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 245
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HEAT ღ HUMOR ღ HEA “I’m Cricket Wilburn. You’re charmed, I’m sure,” she says, and, yes, I am charmed. Hook, line, and sinker. We meet in a stank-filled West Virginia honky-tonk. Cricket quickly wows me with her beauty and bitch slapping skills. I immediately wow her with my big dick and ability to use it. But fate threatens to keep us apart. Can a sweet-talking biker like me win the daughter of a junkyard dog like Angus Hayes? Or will Cricket bitch slap our chances at building a happily ever after? "Bitch Slap" is the second book in the White Horse series. Containing sexual content, violent situations, and extreme profanity, this book is only appropriate for adult readers age 18+.
Author: Nathaniel Simmons Ph D Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781517256609 Category : Languages : en Pages : 80
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Tired of being bitch slapped by the American Psychological Association's (APA) writing format? We were too. So, we decided to bitch slap it back! Using satire and a hella lot of four-letter words, this writing manual teaches APA sixth edition in a comical and fucking unforgettable way. Highlights include: clear and concise rules and guidelines (yes, that nitpicky shit), in-text citations, sample references, sample paper highlights, and annotated references. *To ensure fucking awesomeness Bitch Slap APA was last updated on 12/11/16*
Author: J. Kenner Publisher: Martini & Olive ISBN: 1940673976 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 137
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She’s not the woman I thought … but dammit, she’s the woman I want. I never thought of myself as cynical, but getting dumped at the altar changes a man. Now, I’m all about my job. About building my business and getting on with my life. Don’t get me wrong; I still love women. I love the way they look. The way they smell. The way they feel. Especially the way they feel. And I’ve pretty much made it my mission to give each and every woman who shares my bed the ride of her life. But getting close? Getting serious? Giving a woman my trust again? Yeah, that’s not going to happen. Or so I thought. Then I met her. It’s funny how things can change in a heartbeat. How one case of mistaken identity can change everything. But there she was, all business and completely uninterested in me. And damned if I didn’t want her. Crave her. Most of all, I wanted to help her. To keep her and her sister safe. But the more I get to know her, the more I want her. The whole package. The complete woman. And the miracle is that she wants me, too. Trouble is, we’ve both been burned before. Now, I know one thing for certain—the only way that we’ll survive the heat that crackles between us is if we both find the courage to leap into the fire together. Lovely Little Liar is a novella originally published as Bitch Slap. Minor edits, such as expanded scenes, have been made to this book.
Author: Tom Dalzell Publisher: Routledge ISBN: 1317372514 Category : Foreign Language Study Languages : en Pages : 15065
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Booklist Top of the List Reference Source The heir and successor to Eric Partridge's brilliant magnum opus, The Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English, this two-volume New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English is the definitive record of post WWII slang. Containing over 60,000 entries, this new edition of the authoritative work on slang details the slang and unconventional English of the English-speaking world since 1945, and through the first decade of the new millennium, with the same thorough, intense, and lively scholarship that characterized Partridge's own work. Unique, exciting and, at times, hilariously shocking, key features include: unprecedented coverage of World English, with equal prominence given to American and British English slang, and entries included from Australia, New Zealand, Canada, India, South Africa, Ireland, and the Caribbean emphasis on post-World War II slang and unconventional English published sources given for each entry, often including an early or significant example of the term’s use in print. hundreds of thousands of citations from popular literature, newspapers, magazines, movies, and songs illustrating usage of the headwords dating information for each headword in the tradition of Partridge, commentary on the term’s origins and meaning New to this edition: A new preface noting slang trends of the last five years Over 1,000 new entries from the US, UK and Australia New terms from the language of social networking Many entries now revised to include new dating, new citations from written sources and new glosses The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English is a spectacular resource infused with humour and learning – it’s rude, it’s delightful, and it’s a prize for anyone with a love of language.
Author: William B. Irvine Publisher: Oxford University Press ISBN: 0190665041 Category : History Languages : en Pages : 260
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n A Slap in the Face, William Irvine undertakes a wide-ranging investigation of insults, their history, the role they play in social relationships, and the science behind them. He offers advice, based primarily on the writings of the Stoic philosophers, on how best to curb our own insulting tendencies and how to respond to the insults that are directed our way. A rousing follow-up to The Good Life, A Slap in the Face will interest anyone who's ever delivered an insult or felt the sting of one--in other words, everyone.
Author: Sunil Vaid Publisher: Random House India ISBN: 818400446X Category : Self-Help Languages : en Pages : 281
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Men trying to be better husbands through trial and error will welcome the wisdom, humour and aphorisms of Don’t Slap Your Wife. The book demystifies some of the tribulations married couples face, including day-to-day interactions with each other, adjustments during and after the honeymoon phase, and even pent-up resentment. It asks married men to delve into the innermost workings of relationships to get the best out of the women they have invited into their lives and families. Don’t Slap Your Wife deals with a serious subject lightly, and in an inimitably honest and irreverent way. Amusing and thought-provoking, this is an entertaining book that will help husbands navigate the sometimes confusing territory of marriage.
Author: Ike Holter Publisher: Northwestern University Press ISBN: 0810140187 Category : Drama Languages : en Pages : 103
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Ike Holter’s Sender thrives on the contrast between order and chaos and the tensions that emerge as we leave childhood and adolescence behind to contend with the demands of “adulting.” In this comedy, Holter presents us with four millennial friends wrestling with these issues. While each is at a different stage of “growing up,” one of the friends has disappeared and has been presumed dead. Yet, at the beginning of the play, he returns and completely upends the balance established in his absence. This witty, foul mouthed, and razor-sharp play asks: “What does growing up mean . . . and is it even desired in this day and age?” Sender is one of seven plays in Holter’s Rightlynd Saga, all to be published by Northwestern University Press. Holter’s plays are set in Chicago’s fictional fifty-first ward. The other plays in the cycle are Exit Strategy, Lottery Day, Prowess, Red Rex, Rightlynd, and The Wolf at the End of the Block.
Author: Pete T. Williams Publisher: AuthorHouse ISBN: 1468595334 Category : Languages : en Pages : 160
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It was a quiet summer night, and the streets appeared to be calm, but violence pierced the sky. High above ground, combing the rooftops for potential threats, stood a defending champion! My name is Frankie Patrice Marie Williams. Fifteen years ago, I was adopted and showered with love by the Ping family. It was a family that treasured values and tradition that trickled down from generation to generation. I was given a gift, something far more treacherous and priceless than diamonds and pearl: the art of Tai Chi! I was trained into a fi erce warrior. Some say it’s a blessing; others say it’s a curse. But I say differently. I’m a bad bitch, without a choice! I don’t rehearse or prepare. They have taken my soul mate and threatened my unborn child. For that, there will be a third coming! But it will not be Christ or Frankie Patrice Marie Williams! It will be …
Author: Nicholas J. Reign
Author: Nicholas J. Reign
Author: Bijou Hunter
Author: Nathaniel Simmons Ph D
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Author: Tom Dalzell
Author: William B. Irvine
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