Author: Ria Mann Rosa
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1496985354
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 222
Book Description
Hi, there. Hi, there. She is so getting knocked out- would you please? Well pay you! Harheeehaaahhaaah-ah they make me laugh! Excuse me a second GET ON WITH IT! Harheeeehaaaahhaah- ah sorry about that, I couldnt help it. Take twenty two.. Hey, Im Sarahs best-est best-est - BEST-EST friend!Otherwise known as SARAH, WHO? but that doesnt imply to you , because by the time you ask, youd already know. So listen! Just sum up her popularity by taking one away from sixteen (do the maths her way, and you get six). Any-hoo, to all you haters you wanna mess with my friend, you gotta go through this bad girl first- ALRIGHT! Psss Sarah, they got the message, you can come out now btw, am I allowed to say, sometimes you annoy me? Can I? Can I, please? Oh, dont care what you say, Im telling em! SOMETIMES??!! I meant all the time! Shes still disk broken over a certain Dvd player- hmm, wonder what thats all about, eh? She just wont shut up about it. Its yap- yap- yap- non- stop, she may as well be called the player! Sarah, you really are I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE IT! Like when youre watching a movie and some idiot wont stop talking. Oh, you know I love you really ;p Harheeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaahhaaah-ah- Yeah, the feelings mutual! see? Were just as annoying as each other- and thats why we love each other so much! Can I interrupt? Can you please hurry up, and get on with it! ALRIGHT, KEEP YOUR BUTT ON! Sheesh! harheeeehaaahhaaah- Omg, there she goes again, you know what? Let me! NO! Alright, Ill stop! What else was it? Oh, yeah how could I forget? YOUR GRANDMA!- Harrrr- alright, alright, let me get on with it! Sheesh anyway, does grandmas motto really work , or is it all just a pile of Laddoo? Let me know yeah! Oh, and a word of advice- ROLLING PIN THE!?? Youre holding the wrong picture up! (I forgot to mention, shes stupid too). Grandma, this is to you- BIN THE ROLLING PIN! Be good to your granddaughter SHE TOLD ME TO SAY IT! Wanna take it a step further? Just try walking in Sarah, Who? s five inch, and a half heels! I wrote this novel upon leaving high school. I am a writer and love to write. I love books and was happy to write one.Im 22 and live with my mum who is an inspiration to me too.
Big Girls Get Stepped on Too!
Author: Ria Mann Rosa
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1496985354
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 222
Book Description
Hi, there. Hi, there. She is so getting knocked out- would you please? Well pay you! Harheeehaaahhaaah-ah they make me laugh! Excuse me a second GET ON WITH IT! Harheeeehaaaahhaah- ah sorry about that, I couldnt help it. Take twenty two.. Hey, Im Sarahs best-est best-est - BEST-EST friend!Otherwise known as SARAH, WHO? but that doesnt imply to you , because by the time you ask, youd already know. So listen! Just sum up her popularity by taking one away from sixteen (do the maths her way, and you get six). Any-hoo, to all you haters you wanna mess with my friend, you gotta go through this bad girl first- ALRIGHT! Psss Sarah, they got the message, you can come out now btw, am I allowed to say, sometimes you annoy me? Can I? Can I, please? Oh, dont care what you say, Im telling em! SOMETIMES??!! I meant all the time! Shes still disk broken over a certain Dvd player- hmm, wonder what thats all about, eh? She just wont shut up about it. Its yap- yap- yap- non- stop, she may as well be called the player! Sarah, you really are I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE IT! Like when youre watching a movie and some idiot wont stop talking. Oh, you know I love you really ;p Harheeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaahhaaah-ah- Yeah, the feelings mutual! see? Were just as annoying as each other- and thats why we love each other so much! Can I interrupt? Can you please hurry up, and get on with it! ALRIGHT, KEEP YOUR BUTT ON! Sheesh! harheeeehaaahhaaah- Omg, there she goes again, you know what? Let me! NO! Alright, Ill stop! What else was it? Oh, yeah how could I forget? YOUR GRANDMA!- Harrrr- alright, alright, let me get on with it! Sheesh anyway, does grandmas motto really work , or is it all just a pile of Laddoo? Let me know yeah! Oh, and a word of advice- ROLLING PIN THE!?? Youre holding the wrong picture up! (I forgot to mention, shes stupid too). Grandma, this is to you- BIN THE ROLLING PIN! Be good to your granddaughter SHE TOLD ME TO SAY IT! Wanna take it a step further? Just try walking in Sarah, Who? s five inch, and a half heels! I wrote this novel upon leaving high school. I am a writer and love to write. I love books and was happy to write one.Im 22 and live with my mum who is an inspiration to me too.
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1496985354
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 222
Book Description
Hi, there. Hi, there. She is so getting knocked out- would you please? Well pay you! Harheeehaaahhaaah-ah they make me laugh! Excuse me a second GET ON WITH IT! Harheeeehaaaahhaah- ah sorry about that, I couldnt help it. Take twenty two.. Hey, Im Sarahs best-est best-est - BEST-EST friend!Otherwise known as SARAH, WHO? but that doesnt imply to you , because by the time you ask, youd already know. So listen! Just sum up her popularity by taking one away from sixteen (do the maths her way, and you get six). Any-hoo, to all you haters you wanna mess with my friend, you gotta go through this bad girl first- ALRIGHT! Psss Sarah, they got the message, you can come out now btw, am I allowed to say, sometimes you annoy me? Can I? Can I, please? Oh, dont care what you say, Im telling em! SOMETIMES??!! I meant all the time! Shes still disk broken over a certain Dvd player- hmm, wonder what thats all about, eh? She just wont shut up about it. Its yap- yap- yap- non- stop, she may as well be called the player! Sarah, you really are I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE IT! Like when youre watching a movie and some idiot wont stop talking. Oh, you know I love you really ;p Harheeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaahhaaah-ah- Yeah, the feelings mutual! see? Were just as annoying as each other- and thats why we love each other so much! Can I interrupt? Can you please hurry up, and get on with it! ALRIGHT, KEEP YOUR BUTT ON! Sheesh! harheeeehaaahhaaah- Omg, there she goes again, you know what? Let me! NO! Alright, Ill stop! What else was it? Oh, yeah how could I forget? YOUR GRANDMA!- Harrrr- alright, alright, let me get on with it! Sheesh anyway, does grandmas motto really work , or is it all just a pile of Laddoo? Let me know yeah! Oh, and a word of advice- ROLLING PIN THE!?? Youre holding the wrong picture up! (I forgot to mention, shes stupid too). Grandma, this is to you- BIN THE ROLLING PIN! Be good to your granddaughter SHE TOLD ME TO SAY IT! Wanna take it a step further? Just try walking in Sarah, Who? s five inch, and a half heels! I wrote this novel upon leaving high school. I am a writer and love to write. I love books and was happy to write one.Im 22 and live with my mum who is an inspiration to me too.
Stepping Sisters
Author: Howard Warren Comstock
Publisher: Samuel French, Inc.
ISBN: 9780573615825
Category : Couples
Languages : en
Pages : 116
Book Description
"Cecilia Ramsey is a woman with social-climbing aspirations. She wants to get into the right social set, while her husband, Herbert, longs for the good old days when Cecelia was "herself." Cecelia, with the aid of her two friends, hopes soon to be president of the local Women's Club. When a local Theatrical Benefit takes places, Cecilia is given three visiting Thespians to entertain over the weekend, however she fails to tell her husband that they will be expecting company. When he returns from a business trip and several flames (old and new) are fanned, pandemonium breaks out!"--Publisher's description
Publisher: Samuel French, Inc.
ISBN: 9780573615825
Category : Couples
Languages : en
Pages : 116
Book Description
"Cecilia Ramsey is a woman with social-climbing aspirations. She wants to get into the right social set, while her husband, Herbert, longs for the good old days when Cecelia was "herself." Cecelia, with the aid of her two friends, hopes soon to be president of the local Women's Club. When a local Theatrical Benefit takes places, Cecilia is given three visiting Thespians to entertain over the weekend, however she fails to tell her husband that they will be expecting company. When he returns from a business trip and several flames (old and new) are fanned, pandemonium breaks out!"--Publisher's description
A Step of Faith
Author: Richard Paul Evans
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1451628307
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 320
Book Description
Includes reading group guide and excerpt from The four doors.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1451628307
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 320
Book Description
Includes reading group guide and excerpt from The four doors.
Fat Girls Hiking
Author: Summer Michaud-Skog
Publisher: Timber Press
ISBN: 1643260391
Category : Health & Fitness
Languages : en
Pages : 253
Book Description
From the founder of the Fat Girls Hiking community, this inclusive and inspiring guide to the great outdoors will inspire people of all body types, sizes, abilties, and backgrounds.
Publisher: Timber Press
ISBN: 1643260391
Category : Health & Fitness
Languages : en
Pages : 253
Book Description
From the founder of the Fat Girls Hiking community, this inclusive and inspiring guide to the great outdoors will inspire people of all body types, sizes, abilties, and backgrounds.
One Baby Step at a Time
Author: Chana (Jenny) Weisberg
Publisher: Urim Publications
ISBN: 9655242099
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 350
Book Description
One Baby Step at a Time is a collection of eye-opening personal essays, inspirational readings, and refreshingly honest interviews that will uplift, validate, and provide practical suggestions to improve the life of every mother. In this sequel to her critically-acclaimed book Expecting Miracles, author Chana (Jenny) Weisberg describes the seven ancient Jewish secrets that have enabled Jewish women throughout the millennia to infuse their mothering lives with more happiness, fulfillment, and spirituality.
Publisher: Urim Publications
ISBN: 9655242099
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 350
Book Description
One Baby Step at a Time is a collection of eye-opening personal essays, inspirational readings, and refreshingly honest interviews that will uplift, validate, and provide practical suggestions to improve the life of every mother. In this sequel to her critically-acclaimed book Expecting Miracles, author Chana (Jenny) Weisberg describes the seven ancient Jewish secrets that have enabled Jewish women throughout the millennia to infuse their mothering lives with more happiness, fulfillment, and spirituality.
Stepping-Stones to Happiness
Author: Harriet Prescott Spofford
Publisher: Read Books Ltd
ISBN: 1473340691
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 709
Book Description
This volume contains a charming guide to happiness by early feminist author Harriet Spofford. Harriet Elizabeth Prescott Spofford (1835 - 1921) was an American writer famous for her novels, poems and detective fiction. Other notable works by this author include: "Azarian: An Episode" (1864), "New England Legends" (1871), and "The Thief in the Night" (1872). Contents include: "The Use of the Present", "On a Texas Prairie", "A Mirage", "The Present Time", "The Uses of This World", "Advancing Years", "Looking Backward", "Disenchantment", "Illusions", "Idle Regrets", "Going Over Dry Shod", "Perpetual Hope", "An Ideal World", "A Child's Discovery", et cetera. Many vintage books such as this are becoming increasingly rare and expensive. We are republishing this volume now in an affordable, modern, high-quality edition complete with a specially commissioned new biography of the author.
Publisher: Read Books Ltd
ISBN: 1473340691
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 709
Book Description
This volume contains a charming guide to happiness by early feminist author Harriet Spofford. Harriet Elizabeth Prescott Spofford (1835 - 1921) was an American writer famous for her novels, poems and detective fiction. Other notable works by this author include: "Azarian: An Episode" (1864), "New England Legends" (1871), and "The Thief in the Night" (1872). Contents include: "The Use of the Present", "On a Texas Prairie", "A Mirage", "The Present Time", "The Uses of This World", "Advancing Years", "Looking Backward", "Disenchantment", "Illusions", "Idle Regrets", "Going Over Dry Shod", "Perpetual Hope", "An Ideal World", "A Child's Discovery", et cetera. Many vintage books such as this are becoming increasingly rare and expensive. We are republishing this volume now in an affordable, modern, high-quality edition complete with a specially commissioned new biography of the author.
When It Rains
Author: KJ Ten Eyck
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
ISBN: 163568210X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 492
Book Description
Learning she has inherited the family farm in Ohio, Stephanotis (Steph) Weatherby decides life has offered her a fresh start. Leaving Boston, Steph and her Shetland sheepdog, Misti, travel to Ohio to face an uncertain future. Believing she has left the worst behind her, Steph is determined to create a new beginning after the storms that have turned her life upside down. Arriving at the farm, Steph soon discovers that she has taken on more than she can manage alone. The small farm
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
ISBN: 163568210X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 492
Book Description
Learning she has inherited the family farm in Ohio, Stephanotis (Steph) Weatherby decides life has offered her a fresh start. Leaving Boston, Steph and her Shetland sheepdog, Misti, travel to Ohio to face an uncertain future. Believing she has left the worst behind her, Steph is determined to create a new beginning after the storms that have turned her life upside down. Arriving at the farm, Steph soon discovers that she has taken on more than she can manage alone. The small farm
A Step from Heaven
Author: An Na
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1481442368
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 160
Book Description
Originally published: Alpine, Texas: Front Street Press, 2001.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1481442368
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 160
Book Description
Originally published: Alpine, Texas: Front Street Press, 2001.
Don't Let the Sun Step Over You
Author: Eva Tulene Watt
Publisher: University of Arizona Press
ISBN: 0816533423
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 368
Book Description
When the Apache wars ended in the late nineteenth century, a harsh and harrowing time began for the Western Apache people. Living under the authority of nervous Indian agents, pitiless government-school officials, and menacing mounted police, they knew that resistance to American authority would be foolish. But some Apache families did resist in the most basic way they could: they resolved to endure. Although Apache history has inspired numerous works by non-Indian authors, Apache people themselves have been reluctant to comment at length on their own past. Eva Tulene Watt, born in 1913, now shares the story of her family from the time of the Apache wars to the modern era. Her narrative presents a view of history that differs fundamentally from conventional approaches, which have almost nothing to say about the daily lives of Apache men and women, their values and social practices, and the singular abilities that enabled them to survive. In a voice that is spare, factual, and unflinchingly direct, Mrs. Watt reveals how the Western Apaches carried on in the face of poverty, hardship, and disease. Her interpretation of her people’s past is a diverse assemblage of recounted events, biographical sketches, and cultural descriptions that bring to life a vanished time and the men and women who lived it to the fullest. We share her and her family’s travels and troubles. We learn how the Apache people struggled daily to find work, shelter, food, health, laughter, solace, and everything else that people in any community seek. Richly illustrated with more than 50 photographs, Don’t Let the Sun Step Over You is a rare and remarkable book that affords a view of the past that few have seen before—a wholly Apache view, unsettling yet uplifting, which weighs upon the mind and educates the heart.
Publisher: University of Arizona Press
ISBN: 0816533423
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 368
Book Description
When the Apache wars ended in the late nineteenth century, a harsh and harrowing time began for the Western Apache people. Living under the authority of nervous Indian agents, pitiless government-school officials, and menacing mounted police, they knew that resistance to American authority would be foolish. But some Apache families did resist in the most basic way they could: they resolved to endure. Although Apache history has inspired numerous works by non-Indian authors, Apache people themselves have been reluctant to comment at length on their own past. Eva Tulene Watt, born in 1913, now shares the story of her family from the time of the Apache wars to the modern era. Her narrative presents a view of history that differs fundamentally from conventional approaches, which have almost nothing to say about the daily lives of Apache men and women, their values and social practices, and the singular abilities that enabled them to survive. In a voice that is spare, factual, and unflinchingly direct, Mrs. Watt reveals how the Western Apaches carried on in the face of poverty, hardship, and disease. Her interpretation of her people’s past is a diverse assemblage of recounted events, biographical sketches, and cultural descriptions that bring to life a vanished time and the men and women who lived it to the fullest. We share her and her family’s travels and troubles. We learn how the Apache people struggled daily to find work, shelter, food, health, laughter, solace, and everything else that people in any community seek. Richly illustrated with more than 50 photographs, Don’t Let the Sun Step Over You is a rare and remarkable book that affords a view of the past that few have seen before—a wholly Apache view, unsettling yet uplifting, which weighs upon the mind and educates the heart.
Between the Stepping Stones
Author: Joseph Edward Laxton
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1524525391
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 730
Book Description
Great-Aunt Chris had begun Helens story, but her death left Helen alone to scribble and scratch out a life now deprived of her deepest friend, whose greatest gift to Helen was a garden, a magical moonlit dance of crystal and gold and silver faeries. The stories of three girls verging on the precipice of womanhood intertwine. Each girl is a victim to brutality, and each was somehow dragged down into servitude and humiliation, yet each life is briefly illuminated by flashes of magic along her journey. The world is full of magicnot that witching magic of sorcery and spells, but the subtle glimpses of magic found in the wrinkles and smiles of those whose wisdom and affection illuminate our journeys. Theyre like fireflies flitting and dancing along a country road at night or the moonlit lace of branches along the forest floor. Magic is sometimes found in the fleeting passing of someone whose momentary flare of kindness and beauty enriches our hearts and souls. And that kind of magic can only be found between the stepping stones in those places where people dare not tread because they are so afraid of the unknown. Helen, Miramund, and Kathleen find themselves in places deep and dark and seemingly hopeless, and only the kind intervention of another can lift them back into the light. Shall each heroine be destined to be a laundress all her life, or can each break with destiny and become a magician in her own right? The stories seek to merge at a place and time preordained by the efforts and struggles of each girl, not by a fickle destiny, and hopefully, each girl will have earned through her own heroic efforts and at that time and place the gift of true balance and insight.
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1524525391
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 730
Book Description
Great-Aunt Chris had begun Helens story, but her death left Helen alone to scribble and scratch out a life now deprived of her deepest friend, whose greatest gift to Helen was a garden, a magical moonlit dance of crystal and gold and silver faeries. The stories of three girls verging on the precipice of womanhood intertwine. Each girl is a victim to brutality, and each was somehow dragged down into servitude and humiliation, yet each life is briefly illuminated by flashes of magic along her journey. The world is full of magicnot that witching magic of sorcery and spells, but the subtle glimpses of magic found in the wrinkles and smiles of those whose wisdom and affection illuminate our journeys. Theyre like fireflies flitting and dancing along a country road at night or the moonlit lace of branches along the forest floor. Magic is sometimes found in the fleeting passing of someone whose momentary flare of kindness and beauty enriches our hearts and souls. And that kind of magic can only be found between the stepping stones in those places where people dare not tread because they are so afraid of the unknown. Helen, Miramund, and Kathleen find themselves in places deep and dark and seemingly hopeless, and only the kind intervention of another can lift them back into the light. Shall each heroine be destined to be a laundress all her life, or can each break with destiny and become a magician in her own right? The stories seek to merge at a place and time preordained by the efforts and struggles of each girl, not by a fickle destiny, and hopefully, each girl will have earned through her own heroic efforts and at that time and place the gift of true balance and insight.