Author: Elizabeth Jancewicz
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781540438997
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 52
Book Description
There's no ice cream left. Your condition is inoperable. Everyone you love will die. I have some bad news for you: you don't have this coloring book. It involves an adorable bear that delivers some of the worst news possible in a variety of darkly hilarious scenarios. And sadly, you do not have it. I have some more bad news for you: your children will have lasting scars from your parenting and there is nothing you can do about it. One of those scars might be buying them this book. There's nothing really inappropriate for them in terms of imagery or language, but the content will likely lead to uncomfortable conversations that you will have trouble navigating. Color, laugh, and cry as the waves of reality this bear preaches wash over you like a splash of puddle water from a passing car. Featuring 25 terrible statements about life, all of which are lovingly crafted by Elizabeth Jancewicz, who is the on stage painter in the great piano rock band Pocket Vinyl. Don't let the bad news reach your friends that you passed on this book, which can also just be treated as a comedy comic book. If they hear about this, they will probably judge you harshly. On second thought, you will probably not like this book. It's too dark and not really your sense of humor. Plus, you don't like bears or quality artwork. Best forget about it. Move on and buy something else on Amazon like some dryer sheets or Shopkins.
The Bear of Bad News Coloring Book
Author: Elizabeth Jancewicz
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781540438997
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 52
Book Description
There's no ice cream left. Your condition is inoperable. Everyone you love will die. I have some bad news for you: you don't have this coloring book. It involves an adorable bear that delivers some of the worst news possible in a variety of darkly hilarious scenarios. And sadly, you do not have it. I have some more bad news for you: your children will have lasting scars from your parenting and there is nothing you can do about it. One of those scars might be buying them this book. There's nothing really inappropriate for them in terms of imagery or language, but the content will likely lead to uncomfortable conversations that you will have trouble navigating. Color, laugh, and cry as the waves of reality this bear preaches wash over you like a splash of puddle water from a passing car. Featuring 25 terrible statements about life, all of which are lovingly crafted by Elizabeth Jancewicz, who is the on stage painter in the great piano rock band Pocket Vinyl. Don't let the bad news reach your friends that you passed on this book, which can also just be treated as a comedy comic book. If they hear about this, they will probably judge you harshly. On second thought, you will probably not like this book. It's too dark and not really your sense of humor. Plus, you don't like bears or quality artwork. Best forget about it. Move on and buy something else on Amazon like some dryer sheets or Shopkins.
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781540438997
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 52
Book Description
There's no ice cream left. Your condition is inoperable. Everyone you love will die. I have some bad news for you: you don't have this coloring book. It involves an adorable bear that delivers some of the worst news possible in a variety of darkly hilarious scenarios. And sadly, you do not have it. I have some more bad news for you: your children will have lasting scars from your parenting and there is nothing you can do about it. One of those scars might be buying them this book. There's nothing really inappropriate for them in terms of imagery or language, but the content will likely lead to uncomfortable conversations that you will have trouble navigating. Color, laugh, and cry as the waves of reality this bear preaches wash over you like a splash of puddle water from a passing car. Featuring 25 terrible statements about life, all of which are lovingly crafted by Elizabeth Jancewicz, who is the on stage painter in the great piano rock band Pocket Vinyl. Don't let the bad news reach your friends that you passed on this book, which can also just be treated as a comedy comic book. If they hear about this, they will probably judge you harshly. On second thought, you will probably not like this book. It's too dark and not really your sense of humor. Plus, you don't like bears or quality artwork. Best forget about it. Move on and buy something else on Amazon like some dryer sheets or Shopkins.
Chicago Cubs World Series Champions
Author: Anthony Curcio
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781540403728
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 60
Book Description
Hours of fun for grown-up's and kids alike with this detailed Chicago Cubs World Series Champions coloring book loaded with star players from the 2016 season. Also featuring an exciting and creative 'design your own' field, hat and uniform section and much more! Anthony Rizzo, Ben Zobrist, Jon Lester, Kyle Hendricks, Kris Bryant, Jake Arrieta, Addison Russell, Miguel Montero, Jason Hammel, Javier Baez, Albert Almora, Kyle Schwarber, Matt Szczur, Jorge Soler, David Ross and many more! For All Ages! Be sure to check out the author's latest releases in basketball books for children: Retro Jordan Series Volume 1: "Michael Jordan's Greatest Moments: An Inspirational Coloring Book Biography for Adults and Kids" The greatest moments of Michael Jordan's legendary NBA career told through detailed illustrations, facts, quotes and statistics. Volume 2: "Retro Air Jordan: Shoes: A Detailed Coloring Book for Adults and Kids" Hours of fun coloring and learning about your favorite Air Jordan shoes from the past or designing the new Air Jordan's for the future!
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781540403728
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 60
Book Description
Hours of fun for grown-up's and kids alike with this detailed Chicago Cubs World Series Champions coloring book loaded with star players from the 2016 season. Also featuring an exciting and creative 'design your own' field, hat and uniform section and much more! Anthony Rizzo, Ben Zobrist, Jon Lester, Kyle Hendricks, Kris Bryant, Jake Arrieta, Addison Russell, Miguel Montero, Jason Hammel, Javier Baez, Albert Almora, Kyle Schwarber, Matt Szczur, Jorge Soler, David Ross and many more! For All Ages! Be sure to check out the author's latest releases in basketball books for children: Retro Jordan Series Volume 1: "Michael Jordan's Greatest Moments: An Inspirational Coloring Book Biography for Adults and Kids" The greatest moments of Michael Jordan's legendary NBA career told through detailed illustrations, facts, quotes and statistics. Volume 2: "Retro Air Jordan: Shoes: A Detailed Coloring Book for Adults and Kids" Hours of fun coloring and learning about your favorite Air Jordan shoes from the past or designing the new Air Jordan's for the future!
The Bear in My Family
Author: Maya Tatsukawa
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0525555838
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 21
Book Description
An overbearing older sibling can really be a bear, but the child in this understated, gently humorous story finds out that they can have their advantages, too. "I live with a bear," the story's young narrator declares. The bear is loud, messy, uncouth, and very strong (too strong!). For some reason, his parents treat the bear like family, despite his protests. Why can't they see? Then he runs into some bullies on the playground. When the bear ROOAARS with all her might and scares them away, he realizes that there are advantages to having a bear in the family. In a delightful twist, the narrator's older sister (the bear) appears, telling him that she is NOT a bear. But if she is, HE is too--because two bears are even better than one!
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0525555838
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 21
Book Description
An overbearing older sibling can really be a bear, but the child in this understated, gently humorous story finds out that they can have their advantages, too. "I live with a bear," the story's young narrator declares. The bear is loud, messy, uncouth, and very strong (too strong!). For some reason, his parents treat the bear like family, despite his protests. Why can't they see? Then he runs into some bullies on the playground. When the bear ROOAARS with all her might and scares them away, he realizes that there are advantages to having a bear in the family. In a delightful twist, the narrator's older sister (the bear) appears, telling him that she is NOT a bear. But if she is, HE is too--because two bears are even better than one!
Cute Guys! Coloring Book-Volume One
Author: Chayne Avery
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781537758398
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 52
Book Description
Cute Guys! Volume One is a coloring book for grown-ups featuring 24 original illustrations, professionally created with amazing detail - all with the coloring book enthusiast in mind:* Each image has its own page and blank on the back.* Features a huge range of images of hot men.* Crisp line-art and distinct shapes that are fun to fill-in!* Perfect bright white paper for colored pencil and markers.* Nothing explicit, just lots of sexy dudes looking good!
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781537758398
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 52
Book Description
Cute Guys! Volume One is a coloring book for grown-ups featuring 24 original illustrations, professionally created with amazing detail - all with the coloring book enthusiast in mind:* Each image has its own page and blank on the back.* Features a huge range of images of hot men.* Crisp line-art and distinct shapes that are fun to fill-in!* Perfect bright white paper for colored pencil and markers.* Nothing explicit, just lots of sexy dudes looking good!
Masha and the Bear Coloring Book
Author: Linda Johnson
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781729712931
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Do you love Masha and the Bear - Then this coloring book is for you. Coloring Book is for adults, boys and girls aged from 2 to 12+ years old. You, your child, or any child in your life, will love to fill the pages of this classic coloring book with bright colors. A great activity that sparks creativity and keeps busy and entertained for hours. Each drawing is high quality! Each coloring page is printed on a separate sheet (8.5 x 11) to avoid bleed through. The coloring books also makes a perfect gift for kids that love Masha and the Bear. No more trying to figure out what the kids will do next, it's all here!I hope you will enjoy my coloring book.I would also really appreciate it if you could write a review. Age specifications: Coloring books for adults Coloring books for preschoolers Coloring books for kids ages 2-4 Coloring books for kids ages 4-8 Coloring books for kids ages 8-12+ TAGS: Masha and the Bear, Masha and the Bear coloring, Masha and the Bear coloring book, coloring book, adult coloring books, Masha and the Bear coloring books, Masha and the Bear adult coloring book, coloring book for adults, kids coloring book, boys coloring book, girls coloring book, most popular children coloring book, new coloring book, 2018 coloring book, coloring books for toddlers, coloring books for preschoolers, coloring books for kids.
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781729712931
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Do you love Masha and the Bear - Then this coloring book is for you. Coloring Book is for adults, boys and girls aged from 2 to 12+ years old. You, your child, or any child in your life, will love to fill the pages of this classic coloring book with bright colors. A great activity that sparks creativity and keeps busy and entertained for hours. Each drawing is high quality! Each coloring page is printed on a separate sheet (8.5 x 11) to avoid bleed through. The coloring books also makes a perfect gift for kids that love Masha and the Bear. No more trying to figure out what the kids will do next, it's all here!I hope you will enjoy my coloring book.I would also really appreciate it if you could write a review. Age specifications: Coloring books for adults Coloring books for preschoolers Coloring books for kids ages 2-4 Coloring books for kids ages 4-8 Coloring books for kids ages 8-12+ TAGS: Masha and the Bear, Masha and the Bear coloring, Masha and the Bear coloring book, coloring book, adult coloring books, Masha and the Bear coloring books, Masha and the Bear adult coloring book, coloring book for adults, kids coloring book, boys coloring book, girls coloring book, most popular children coloring book, new coloring book, 2018 coloring book, coloring books for toddlers, coloring books for preschoolers, coloring books for kids.
Baby Animals Coloring Book
Author: Coloring Cafe
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781659790801
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 55
Book Description
Experience a delightful world of adorable baby animals with this relaxing adult coloring book! Are you looking for a new coloring book which features cute baby woodland animals? Want to relieve stress and anxiety in a fun and enjoyable way? Then this is the book for you! Specially crafted by Best-Selling brand of 100+ illustrated masterpieces, Coloring Book Café, this wonderful coloring book features a wide selection of adorable baby animal illustrations, including bear cubs, baby deer, rabbits, squirrels, wolf puppies, and much more! Designed to help you relax and unwind, this book has something that every animal-lover will enjoy! Discover bird chicks huddled in their nest, experience a beautiful forest scene with deer fawn and playful bear cubs, and watch a pair of baby otters down by the river. Coloring is scientifically proven to help unlock your creativity, reduce anxiety levels, and help you practice meditative mindfulness. The ideal gift for friends and family, now you can relax with the help of these adorable woodland scenes. Coloring Book Details: 25 hand-drawn images exclusively designed to stimulate your artistic ambition Separately printed sheets to prevent bleed-through and allow you to easily remove and frame your favorites! Suitable for markers, gel pens, colored pencils, fine-liners, and watercolors An assortment of simple and intricate designs to accommodate every skill level And hours upon hours of coloring enjoyment and meditative relaxation So if you're looking for a brilliant coloring book which features delightful baby animals, then this is the book for you! Buy now and start coloring today!
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781659790801
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 55
Book Description
Experience a delightful world of adorable baby animals with this relaxing adult coloring book! Are you looking for a new coloring book which features cute baby woodland animals? Want to relieve stress and anxiety in a fun and enjoyable way? Then this is the book for you! Specially crafted by Best-Selling brand of 100+ illustrated masterpieces, Coloring Book Café, this wonderful coloring book features a wide selection of adorable baby animal illustrations, including bear cubs, baby deer, rabbits, squirrels, wolf puppies, and much more! Designed to help you relax and unwind, this book has something that every animal-lover will enjoy! Discover bird chicks huddled in their nest, experience a beautiful forest scene with deer fawn and playful bear cubs, and watch a pair of baby otters down by the river. Coloring is scientifically proven to help unlock your creativity, reduce anxiety levels, and help you practice meditative mindfulness. The ideal gift for friends and family, now you can relax with the help of these adorable woodland scenes. Coloring Book Details: 25 hand-drawn images exclusively designed to stimulate your artistic ambition Separately printed sheets to prevent bleed-through and allow you to easily remove and frame your favorites! Suitable for markers, gel pens, colored pencils, fine-liners, and watercolors An assortment of simple and intricate designs to accommodate every skill level And hours upon hours of coloring enjoyment and meditative relaxation So if you're looking for a brilliant coloring book which features delightful baby animals, then this is the book for you! Buy now and start coloring today!
The Ultimate Adult Coloring Book for Men
Author: Penelope Pewter
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781537485324
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 58
Book Description
A unique coloring book for adults that caters to a male audience. With over 20 drawings printed single sided, this book provides zentangle style images focused on the interest of male colorists. Inside you'll find dinosaurs, sea monsters, skateboarders, and many more cool subjects to create a cool coloring pages and a awesome experience for lake colorists.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781537485324
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 58
Book Description
A unique coloring book for adults that caters to a male audience. With over 20 drawings printed single sided, this book provides zentangle style images focused on the interest of male colorists. Inside you'll find dinosaurs, sea monsters, skateboarders, and many more cool subjects to create a cool coloring pages and a awesome experience for lake colorists.
Bears Coloring Book for Grown-Ups and Children
Author: Braylon Stavish
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781983528873
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 82
Book Description
The perfect coloring book for every Bears lover. Coloring Book is for adults and kids aged from 4 to 12+ years old. You or your child will love to fill the pages of this coloring book with bright colors. Let your imagination soar by using the colors of your choice Vivid colors, great illustrations and imagination are all you need to keep calm and relaxed! Each picture is printed on its own 6 x 9 inch page so no need to worry about smudging. It means that pages are SINGLE SIDED! Scroll up and grab a copy today! COLORING TIPS: Put a blank sheet of paper underneath the coloring page you're coloring to stop bleeding Prismacolor colored pencils rule (especially softcore) Copic markers and Sharpies are the kings of the marker world Use an X-acto knife to tear out the pages TAGS: Bears, Bears coloring, Bears coloring book, coloring books, coloring books for girls, coloring books for adults relaxation, coloring books for toddlers, coloring books for kids, coloring book for adults, coloring book markers, coloring book for girls, coloring book for boys, coloring book for toddlers, coloring book adult, coloring book animals, coloring book and crayons set for kids, coloring book adults funny, coloring book and pencils, a coloring book, coloring book boys, a coloring books for adults, e coloring books, animal coloring book kids, adult coloring book, sloth coloring book adult, coloring book interior, coloring book 1.00, coloring book young girl, coloring book sets for adults relaxation, coloring book relaxation kids, coloring book for girls ages 7-12, coloring book lot kids, coloring book gift.
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781983528873
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 82
Book Description
The perfect coloring book for every Bears lover. Coloring Book is for adults and kids aged from 4 to 12+ years old. You or your child will love to fill the pages of this coloring book with bright colors. Let your imagination soar by using the colors of your choice Vivid colors, great illustrations and imagination are all you need to keep calm and relaxed! Each picture is printed on its own 6 x 9 inch page so no need to worry about smudging. It means that pages are SINGLE SIDED! Scroll up and grab a copy today! COLORING TIPS: Put a blank sheet of paper underneath the coloring page you're coloring to stop bleeding Prismacolor colored pencils rule (especially softcore) Copic markers and Sharpies are the kings of the marker world Use an X-acto knife to tear out the pages TAGS: Bears, Bears coloring, Bears coloring book, coloring books, coloring books for girls, coloring books for adults relaxation, coloring books for toddlers, coloring books for kids, coloring book for adults, coloring book markers, coloring book for girls, coloring book for boys, coloring book for toddlers, coloring book adult, coloring book animals, coloring book and crayons set for kids, coloring book adults funny, coloring book and pencils, a coloring book, coloring book boys, a coloring books for adults, e coloring books, animal coloring book kids, adult coloring book, sloth coloring book adult, coloring book interior, coloring book 1.00, coloring book young girl, coloring book sets for adults relaxation, coloring book relaxation kids, coloring book for girls ages 7-12, coloring book lot kids, coloring book gift.
Bears Coloring Book for Grown-Ups and Children
Author: Braylon Stavish
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781983528866
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 96
Book Description
The perfect coloring book for every Bears lover. Coloring Book is for adults and kids aged from 4 to 12+ years old. You or your child will love to fill the pages of this coloring book with bright colors. Let your imagination soar by using the colors of your choice Vivid colors, great illustrations and imagination are all you need to keep calm and relaxed! Each picture is printed on its own 6 x 9 inch page so no need to worry about smudging. It means that pages are SINGLE SIDED! Scroll up and grab a copy today! COLORING TIPS: Put a blank sheet of paper underneath the coloring page you're coloring to stop bleeding Prismacolor colored pencils rule (especially softcore) Copic markers and Sharpies are the kings of the marker world Use an X-acto knife to tear out the pages TAGS: Bears, Bears coloring, Bears coloring book, coloring books, coloring books for girls, coloring books for adults relaxation, coloring books for toddlers, coloring books for kids, coloring book for adults, coloring book markers, coloring book for girls, coloring book for boys, coloring book for toddlers, coloring book adult, coloring book animals, coloring book and crayons set for kids, coloring book adults funny, coloring book and pencils, a coloring book, coloring book boys, a coloring books for adults, e coloring books, animal coloring book kids, adult coloring book, sloth coloring book adult, coloring book interior, coloring book 1.00, coloring book young girl, coloring book sets for adults relaxation, coloring book relaxation kids, coloring book for girls ages 7-12, coloring book lot kids, coloring book gift.
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781983528866
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 96
Book Description
The perfect coloring book for every Bears lover. Coloring Book is for adults and kids aged from 4 to 12+ years old. You or your child will love to fill the pages of this coloring book with bright colors. Let your imagination soar by using the colors of your choice Vivid colors, great illustrations and imagination are all you need to keep calm and relaxed! Each picture is printed on its own 6 x 9 inch page so no need to worry about smudging. It means that pages are SINGLE SIDED! Scroll up and grab a copy today! COLORING TIPS: Put a blank sheet of paper underneath the coloring page you're coloring to stop bleeding Prismacolor colored pencils rule (especially softcore) Copic markers and Sharpies are the kings of the marker world Use an X-acto knife to tear out the pages TAGS: Bears, Bears coloring, Bears coloring book, coloring books, coloring books for girls, coloring books for adults relaxation, coloring books for toddlers, coloring books for kids, coloring book for adults, coloring book markers, coloring book for girls, coloring book for boys, coloring book for toddlers, coloring book adult, coloring book animals, coloring book and crayons set for kids, coloring book adults funny, coloring book and pencils, a coloring book, coloring book boys, a coloring books for adults, e coloring books, animal coloring book kids, adult coloring book, sloth coloring book adult, coloring book interior, coloring book 1.00, coloring book young girl, coloring book sets for adults relaxation, coloring book relaxation kids, coloring book for girls ages 7-12, coloring book lot kids, coloring book gift.
Bears Coloring Book for Grown-Ups and Children
Author: Braylon Stavish
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781983528880
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 102
Book Description
The perfect coloring book for every Bears lover. Coloring Book is for adults and kids aged from 4 to 12+ years old. You or your child will love to fill the pages of this coloring book with bright colors. Let your imagination soar by using the colors of your choice Vivid colors, great illustrations and imagination are all you need to keep calm and relaxed! Each picture is printed on its own 6 x 9 inch page so no need to worry about smudging. It means that pages are SINGLE SIDED! Scroll up and grab a copy today! COLORING TIPS: Put a blank sheet of paper underneath the coloring page you're coloring to stop bleeding Prismacolor colored pencils rule (especially softcore) Copic markers and Sharpies are the kings of the marker world Use an X-acto knife to tear out the pages TAGS: Bears, Bears coloring, Bears coloring book, coloring books, coloring books for girls, coloring books for adults relaxation, coloring books for toddlers, coloring books for kids, coloring book for adults, coloring book markers, coloring book for girls, coloring book for boys, coloring book for toddlers, coloring book adult, coloring book animals, coloring book and crayons set for kids, coloring book adults funny, coloring book and pencils, a coloring book, coloring book boys, a coloring books for adults, e coloring books, animal coloring book kids, adult coloring book, sloth coloring book adult, coloring book interior, coloring book 1.00, coloring book young girl, coloring book sets for adults relaxation, coloring book relaxation kids, coloring book for girls ages 7-12, coloring book lot kids, coloring book gift.
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781983528880
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 102
Book Description
The perfect coloring book for every Bears lover. Coloring Book is for adults and kids aged from 4 to 12+ years old. You or your child will love to fill the pages of this coloring book with bright colors. Let your imagination soar by using the colors of your choice Vivid colors, great illustrations and imagination are all you need to keep calm and relaxed! Each picture is printed on its own 6 x 9 inch page so no need to worry about smudging. It means that pages are SINGLE SIDED! Scroll up and grab a copy today! COLORING TIPS: Put a blank sheet of paper underneath the coloring page you're coloring to stop bleeding Prismacolor colored pencils rule (especially softcore) Copic markers and Sharpies are the kings of the marker world Use an X-acto knife to tear out the pages TAGS: Bears, Bears coloring, Bears coloring book, coloring books, coloring books for girls, coloring books for adults relaxation, coloring books for toddlers, coloring books for kids, coloring book for adults, coloring book markers, coloring book for girls, coloring book for boys, coloring book for toddlers, coloring book adult, coloring book animals, coloring book and crayons set for kids, coloring book adults funny, coloring book and pencils, a coloring book, coloring book boys, a coloring books for adults, e coloring books, animal coloring book kids, adult coloring book, sloth coloring book adult, coloring book interior, coloring book 1.00, coloring book young girl, coloring book sets for adults relaxation, coloring book relaxation kids, coloring book for girls ages 7-12, coloring book lot kids, coloring book gift.