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Author: Blake Hoena Publisher: Capstone ISBN: 1496550951 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 65
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SPORTS ILLUSTRATED KIDS presents an all-star collection of BASKETBALL jokes, riddles, and memes! With slam-dunk one-liners like "Why do babies make good basketball players? Because they're so good at dribbling!" these colorful, illustrated joke books will have BASKETBALL fans rolling in the stadium aisles.
Author: B. A. Hoena Publisher: Capstone ISBN: 1496550919 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 65
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Sports Illustrated Kids presents an all-star collection of basketball jokes, riddles, and memes! With slam-dunk one-liners like "Why do babies make good basketball players? Because they're so good at dribbling!" This colorful, illustrated joke book will have basketball fans rolling in the stadium aisles.
Author: Jake Maddox Publisher: Capstone ISBN: 1669074897 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 73
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When did the chicken stop running on the basketball court? When it got to the fowl line! What is a basketball player's favorite food? A jam sandwich! If you love basketball--and a good laugh--then this is the book for you! Hundreds of the funniest basketball jokes, riddles, and puns are sure to keep readers and their friends laughing from beginning to end.
Author: Charles S. Hellman Publisher: Lucky Sports ISBN: 9780935938548 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 36
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The best of BASKETBALL humor from America's funniest sporting cartoonist. Cartoonist, Robert Tiritilli understands "the ups and downs" of the basketball world. This former Italian Mafia hit man has teamed with Charles Hellman, a bookie and ex-Little Leaguer, to find more ways to blend these one-panel cartoons with clever captions. They bring out the "FUNNY" in sports. The wit and satire of these cartoons and their absurdities come to life from Tiritilli's pen. His outrageous graphics poke fun at players, coaches, owners and fans with equal gusto. Tiritilli has freelanced and lampooned for more years than he cares to admit..
Author: Bill Simmons Publisher: ESPN ISBN: 0345520106 Category : Sports & Recreation Languages : en Pages : 754
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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The NBA according to The Sports Guy—now updated with fresh takes on LeBron, the Celtics, and more! Foreword by Malcom Gladwell • “The work of a true fan . . . it might just represent the next phase of sports commentary.”—The Atlantic Bill Simmons, the wildly opinionated and thoroughly entertaining basketball addict known to millions as ESPN’s The Sports Guy, has written the definitive book on the past, present, and future of the NBA. From the age-old question of who actually won the rivalry between Bill Russell and Wilt Chamberlain to the one about which team was truly the best of all time, Simmons opens—and then closes, once and for all—every major pro basketball debate. Then he takes it further by completely reevaluating not only how NBA Hall of Fame inductees should be chosen but how the institution must be reshaped from the ground up, the result being the Pyramid: Simmons’s one-of-a-kind five-level shrine to the ninety-six greatest players in the history of pro basketball. And ultimately he takes fans to the heart of it all, as he uses a conversation with one NBA great to uncover that coveted thing: The Secret of Basketball. Comprehensive, authoritative, controversial, hilarious, and impossible to put down (even for Celtic-haters), The Book of Basketball offers every hardwood fan a courtside seat beside the game’s finest, funniest, and fiercest chronicler.
Author: Carson Cunningham Publisher: Diversion Books ISBN: 0983988579 Category : Sports & Recreation Languages : en Pages : 312
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UNDERBELLY HOOPS covers Carson Cunningham's final season in the storied and now defunct Continental Basketball Association (CBA). In the process, it takes a sober look at minor league professional basketball, as Cunningham tries to navigate a poor relationship with his coach and yet finish his career on his own terms by playing a final season and winning a championship. As UNDERBELLY HOOPS shows, the CBA was a realm where hopeful players desperately hung on and crusty motels might very well have no clocks. It was a place where a trainer could be ordered to fill the visiting team's cooler with warm shower water and a coach might tell a player (namely, Cunningham) that he was focusing too much on his marriage and child rather than basketball. It was also a place where entire hotel wings could become saturated with the pungent smell of marijuana. And yet, even as it chipped away at your dignity and made little economic sense to remain, the CBA drew you in with the allure of action and the prospect of an NBA call-up. And it could inspire, like when you and your teammates caught a rhythm that made you remember why basketball is such a beautiful game, or when you saw guys continue to strive, to persevere, even if their dreams weren't fully realized. "The hoops answer to Ball Four. By turns funny and poignant—and always self aware—this book allows fans into the locker room and huddle, yes, but also into the cortex of a professional basketball player. If Carson Cunningham could have jumped, run and created his shot off the dribble as masterfully as he writes and observes, he'd be starring in the NBA." —L. Jon Wertheim, Senior Writer for SPORTS ILLUSTRATED
Author: Mark Geoffrey Young Publisher: CreateSpace ISBN: 9781468114386 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 106
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Basketball fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Basketball Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of basketball fan jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one basketball fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many basketball fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do basketball fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A basketball fan and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Basketball fan turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the basketball fan.The basketball fan's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the basketball fan who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do basketball fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Author: Charles Hellman Publisher: LuckySports ISBN: 9780935938104 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 128
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"BASKETBALL" is a delightful cartoon book dedicated to the coaches, players and fans involved in the fast action sport of basketball. It's a perfect "bathroom" book loaded with a 120-original basketball cartoons drawn by Robert Tiritilli. This book takes a light-hearted look at the game of shooting a ball thru a hoop!
Author: Blake Hoena
Author: B. A. Hoena
Author: Jake Maddox
Author: Charles S. Hellman
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Author: Bill Simmons
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Author: Carson Cunningham
Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Author: Charles Hellman