Author: Crazy Tired Beetches Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: 9781790450244 Category : Languages : en Pages : 152
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Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Weekly planner pages Sunday through Saturday. Lined, corresponding pages with areas to include "This Week's Shit List" and "Other Important Shit to Remember." This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general, while keeping track of their daily activities (the cause of their stress)! 150 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover. Part of our "Cuss Words Make Me Happy" Series of journals and planners! Visit our author page for more funny gag gift options for your best friends and women in your life!
Author: Crazy Beetches Publisher: ISBN: 9781725628359 Category : Languages : en Pages : 152
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Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Gratitude journal pages with prompts including: asshole of the day, I am proud I didn't, I'm lucky to have and more! Corresponding pages with areas to include important shit to do today and other important shit to remember. This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general. 152 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover.
Author: D. G. America Publisher: ISBN: 9781523783250 Category : Languages : en Pages : 126
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Looking for a fun way to warp your MORNING ROUTINE? The perfect small-format productivity tool for everyone! This is a fun planner, to do list, action guide, small notebook, and productivity journal all in one small 5.5x6.5 inch format (with glossy cover and cream paper). Use this for everything from short-term projects to long-term dreams, plans, and more.For creatives, thinkers, planners, entrepreneurs, writers, tech icons, and more -- this book is the place for those amazing lists that help us get SHIT done! This is the perfect gift from a project manager, production head, or team leader to everyone on the team... It's perfect for the solo entrepreneur or home-based business proprietor to keep everything straight -- while smiling a little each time you look at this cool 126-page book. This is a great way to organize a number of big tasks into a fun, small format list. "But I have a list on my smartphone..." NOPE. Pen and paper makes these projects real...
Author: Adams Media Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 144059841X Category : Crafts & Hobbies Languages : en Pages : 96
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Rude, funny, and f*cking awesome! Another F*ing Coloring Book is perfect for anyone who knows that neither sunshine and kittens nor gardens and mandalas can fix everything. The funny, relatable swears and phrases that accompany the paisley patterns, meditative mandalas, and all that other shit will help you express your frustration with--or add your own dark shade of humor to--any situation. Whether you need to unwind after a hellish day or simply want to let the world know you've got better things to do with your time, you'll find a cheerfully profane and delightfully inappropriate image perfectly designed to calm you the f*ck down.
Author: Adam Mansbach Publisher: Akashic Books ISBN: 1453271023 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 18
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The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
Author: Tucker Max Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1439198691 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 434
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Presents a new collection of alcohol-induced "fratire" adventures in hedonism that convey the author's experiences of being intoxicated at inappropriate times, seducing a large number of women, and otherwise living in complete disregard of social norms.
Author: Jonathan Parks-Ramage Publisher: Houghton Mifflin ISBN: 0358447712 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 293
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A propulsive, scorching modern gothic, Yes, Daddy follows an ambitious young man who is lured by an older, successful playwright into a dizzying world of wealth and an idyllic Hamptons home where things take a nightmarish turn.
Author: Mark Manson Publisher: HarperCollins ISBN: 006245773X Category : Self-Help Languages : en Pages : 197
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#1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.
Author: Andrzej Sapkowski Publisher: Orbit ISBN: 0316073717 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 333
Book Description
Andrzej Sapkowski’s New York Times bestselling Witcher series has inspired the hit Netflix show and multiple blockbuster video games, and has transported millions of fans around the globe to an epic, unforgettable world of magic and adventure. For over a century, humans, dwarves, gnomes, and elves have lived together in relative peace. But that peace has now come to an end. Geralt of Rivia, the hunter known as the Witcher, has been waiting for the birth of a prophesied child. The one who has the power to change the world for good—or for evil. As the threat of war hangs over the land and the child is pursued for her extraordinary powers, it will become Geralt’s responsibility to protect them all. And the Witcher never accepts defeat. Join Geralt of Rivia; his beloved ward and the child of prophecy, Ciri; and his ally and love, the powerful sorceress Yennefer as they battle monsters, demons, and prejudices alike in Blood of Elves, the first novel of The Witcher Saga. Witcher story collections The Last Wish Sword of Destiny Witcher novels Blood of Elves The Time of Contempt Baptism of Fire The Tower of Swallows Lady of the Lake Season of Storms (stand alone) Hussite Trilogy The Tower of Fools Warriors of God Light Perpetual Translated from original Polish by Danusia Stok
Author: David King Publisher: Crown Publishing Group (NY) ISBN: 0307452891 Category : Large type books Languages : en Pages : 434
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The gripping true story of a brutal serial killer who unleashed his own reign of terror in Nazi-occupied Paris. Dr. Marcel Petiot was eventually charged with 27 murders, although authorities suspected the total was considerably higher. The trial became a circus, and Petiot enjoyed the spotlight. A harrowing exploration of murder, betrayal, and evil of staggering proportions.
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