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Author: Cassie Willows Publisher: Lomelino Publications ISBN: 0990349381 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 36
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Even monsters need to learn their manners! Get ready to giggle with your child as you read about monsters tooting in all sorts of interesting places. Don’t worry, they ALWAYS say excuse me. Get your copy today!
Author: Cassie Willows Publisher: Lomelino Publications ISBN: 0990349381 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 36
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Even monsters need to learn their manners! Get ready to giggle with your child as you read about monsters tooting in all sorts of interesting places. Don’t worry, they ALWAYS say excuse me. Get your copy today!
Author: Camilla Windsor Publisher: Crombie Jardine Publishing ISBN: 1291881972 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 99
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As the title suggests, this is a fun crash course in etiquette designed for those who want to learn some manners and fast! Debrett's it is not. Chapters cover a range of topics from 'meeting and greeting faux pas' and 'how to tell if you're drunk' to 'how to address royalty', all interspersed with jokes and quotes and factoids.
Author: Rosalyn Hanson Publisher: Xlibris Corporation ISBN: 1453554165 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 202
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When I Was Alive was an idea borne by the author when her youngest son used the term to suggest another time and place. All women and single moms can relate to this tale of one womans challenges while living in England and dealing with an unfaithful military husband. The story continues back in the states as Samantha Jensen tries to find the missing pieces of her life and put them back together again.
Author: Gene Lovell Publisher: iUniverse ISBN: 1440173184 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 454
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Can a leopard change its spots? What cataclysmic force or horrific event could bring a God-fearing, straight-as-an-arrow man to embrace Charles Ponzi as a hero? Zippy Cosmo was born at the height of the Great Depression to impoverished parents. He grew up on a cigarette and a piss for breakfast, but with a steely work ethic and a penchant for self-sacrifice and honesty. His picture is the dictionary definition of altruism. Widows and orphans championed him. He brought great happiness to the orgasmically deprived. No charitable cause was beneath his notice. The great, near-great, and the gutter-dweller were thrilled to be the subject of one of his magnificent, unsolicited oil portraits. Yet at life's end, he ripped off thousands for millions. Who wrought this change? The mob? A dominatrix? Witness the transformation of a soul that would give Freud dreams of revision...
Author: John Osborne Publisher: Faber & Faber ISBN: 0571301037 Category : Performing Arts Languages : en Pages : 101
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Six London friends, whose lives and work are overshadowed by a demanding film producer, flee the country for a weekend to escape his clutches. Safely ensconced in a hotel in Amsterdam, the uneasy equilibrium that has existed between them is joyously exposed as the alcohol starts to flow. John Osborne's funny and moving account of friendship won the Evening Standard Best Play of the Year Award in 1968. The play was revived by the Donmar Warehouse, London, in September 2003.
Author: Jim Dawson Publisher: Ten Speed Press ISBN: 0307778789 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 191
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We've told you HOW TO SHIT IN THE WOODS. We've taken you UP SHIT CREEK. Now, we dare to ask the eternal question...WHO CUT THE CHEESE? Which is to say, what exactly is a fart? Why do we do it? Why do we hide it when we do it? And why do we find farts so darn funny? A cut above anything else on the subject, this book really lets go and tells all, getting to the bottom of these mysteries. Author Jim sniffs out a load of historical and scientific fart tales, then offers the kind of fun facts you'll be dying to let slip at social occasions, in chapters like "Fart Facts That Aren't Just Hot Air," "Gone with the Wind" (on famous movie farts), and "Le Petomane & the Art of the Fart" (on the most famous windbag in history). From fact to fiction to frivolous flatulence, this book is unquestionably a ripping good read.
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