A Genie Ruins Everything PDF Download

Author: Martina Fetzer
Publisher: Befuddling Books
ISBN: 0998212067
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 227

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Phenomenal Cosmic Power...Itty Bitty Moral Compass With paranormal activity at an all-time high, Arturo Brooks and Edward Smith decide to stop working for others and form their own paranormal detective agency. They're not the only ones. The market is saturated, and they struggle to find even a single client. That changes following a chance encounter with a genie that doesn't grant wishes so much as do whatever the hell it wants. The detectives' reality is completely upended—for better and worse. Better for them. Worse for the world. Brooks and Smith have to set things right, but their attempts at doing so are complicated by a genie-thieving venture capitalist, self-sabotage, and a newer, stupider detective in town. Some wishes really can’t come true. About the Series From the mind of award-winning author* Martina Fetzer, the Brooks & Smith series brings fast-paced science fiction and fantasy with an emphasis on humor. It follows two detectives and their makeshift family on a series of increasingly absurd adventures. These books are often silly, sometimes dark, and never child friendly. *1996, 1997, 1998 Oakview Elementary Perfect Attendance Award

Author: Lyn Brittan
Publisher: Gryy Brown Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 119

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When a genie abandons his lamp, only a witch can help him find home again. Tossing his lamp in the ocean may not have been the smartest thing Faruq’s ever done. Heartbroken and homeless, he’s spent the last hundred years trying to make up for that asinine decision. Now he needs it back and it’ll take the power of a witch to make it happen. The trick is finding the right one. Cassia’s just about the least powerful thing in Galveston. Fine with her. She happily gave up magic ages ago in hopes of finding something close to normalcy. With a great job and an awesome house, the lack of the supernatural hasn’t hurt her any. But when a handsome genie stumbles into her life, he threatens to burn her carefully constructed world to the ground. He needs her to save his magic, but at what cost and is it a price she’s willing to pay? Interracial Romance, Interracial Paranormal Romance, Genie Romance, Witches, bwwm, Multicultural Romance

Author: Michael Lawrence
Publisher: Orchard Books
ISBN: 1408309912
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 164

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There is a tradition in Jiggy's hometown - the night before a boy starts school he goes to the Piddle Pool near the old quarry and pees in the pool for good luck. But when Jiggy went...he couldn't go, and he's been unlucky ever since. Now Jiggy wants to change his luck. One night, while he is mid-piddle, a genie rises out of the water. Will the genie bring Jiggy good luck, or is Jiggy's life about to get even worse?

Author: Martina Fetzer
Publisher: Befuddling Books
ISBN: 195824502X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 367

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A Collection of 30 Pulse-Raising Yarns! Being a detective is hard. Being a paranormal detective is harder. Being a paranormal detective in a world where kombucha cultures gain sentience and werepigeons terrorize Manhattan? The hardest. But that’s the job Arturo Brooks and Edward Smith signed up for, no matter how difficult or how strange it gets. It gets pretty damned strange in this short story collection. How will our heroes handle a haunted pond, communist elves, 3D-printed sexbots, and their own neuroses? You’ll have to read (or at the very least skim) to find out!

Author: Martina Fetzer
Publisher: Befuddling Books
ISBN: 0998212059
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 241

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Superheroes aren't born. They're created for PR. Godwin Zane (aka. Monochrome) thinks he's a hero. The press disagree. When an enormous rift in time and space opened over Manhattan, Zane used his magma powers to melt the machine generating it and save millions of lives. Unfortunately, he's an asshole. The rift opening over Zane Tower was all the proof Americans needed to blame him for the incident. In order to clear his name and prove himself a hero once and for all, Zane forms a superhero team called the Bedazzlers. The other Bedazzlers are all being either bribed or blackmailed, and they hate him. But they'll have to overcome that if they're going to save a world facing extreme traffic, sea monsters, and a shortage of Hamilton tickets... More About the Book The Bedazzlers is a superhero parody. It's absurd, it's deranged, and it's very much written for adults.

Author: Jemma Weir
Publisher: Jemma Weir
ISBN: 1916538061
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 582

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Amelia's Pack sent her north as a punishment for rejecting the Alpha's son as her mate. But for the first time, she feels free. Now, she’s never going to let anyone close, not even the frustrating scientist who’s testing her patience and self-control. For years, Mitchel has hidden his Frost magic, protecting his family’s reputation. But when he goes north to investigate why the Highland Rift Scar has shrunk, the cold is making his magic slip. Or maybe it’s just the stubborn Shifter who is assigned as his escort. As their investigation turns into a rescue mission, Amelia gets injured, and Mitchel finds himself on the edge of losing control of his magic. To give them a chance to heal, the Alpha benches the pair, but it's not long before more trouble arises, and only the two of them are left to help. When Mitchel has already lost control once, and Amelia can barely stand, will they be able to learn to work together? Or will this new threat tear them apart? Filled with suspense and romance, Bitten by Frost is a thrilling paranormal romance that will keep you on the edge of your seat. If you enjoyed the first book in the series, Buried by Earth, then you’ll be sure to love what this book has to offer.

Author: Michael Rosen
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN: 1408851342
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 214

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The second uproarious adventure from the comic pairing of Michael Rosen and Neal Layton sees Malcolm and the peculiar Uncle Gobb go to America, each with a cunning plan ... Even though Malcolm managed to bamboozle and confuzle Uncle Gobb in the last book (hooray!), it was only temporary (boo!). Uncle Gobb is still living with him and still roaring at him about peas and poetry and Peter Parker. This time the plan to get rid of Uncle Gobb has to be mega. It has to be epic. It has to involve America, the Jumblies, the Genie (of course), Aunty Brenda the Mender and Malcolm's long-lost dad. But Malcolm doesn't know that Uncle Gobb also has a plan. A plan to get rid of Malcolm once and for all ... A bonkers book about standing up for yourself, from two crazily creative people. Sure to delight fans of David Walliams, Andy Stanton and Tom Gates.

Author: Jemma Weir
Publisher: Jemma Weir
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 42

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Being retired was supposed to be easy. No drama, no family, no problems. Ernie should have known better than to piss off Death. ​ Death's Scythe is missing, and he's refusing to collect any more ghosts until Ernie gives it back. ​ There's only one problem. Ernie didn't steal it. ​ Unfortunately, Death's Pride stops him from seeing any other answers. As the ghosts become a problem, Ernie has to choose: find the Scythe, or spend the rest of his retirement with people he couldn't stand when they'd been alive. ​ With the ghosts in tow, Ernie starts at the one place in town that a thief might visit. The Rabid Rabbit. The brawl was not his fault. ​ Finding Death's Scythe will make you laugh, and Ernie cry. To steal a laugh, pick up this book today.

Author: Jemma Weir
Publisher: Jemma Weir
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40

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The game is rigged, the youth is just an illusion, and for Goddess' sake, don't drink the tea. Being retired was supposed to be easy. No drama, no family, no problems. Considering what he was, Ernie should have known better. A family visitor is the last thing Ernie wants. Especially one who wants to play matchmaker, despite not being able to keep her own love life on track. As the games begin, he knew he shouldn't have shown her the poker table. The stakes have been raised, and the prize is a night as a young couple. But when only the couple can see the illusion, Ernie must keep them safe from themselves. The only way to stop the games is for Ernie to reunite his cousin with her girlfriend. But he is starting to wonder who thought Lust was a deadly sin. Clearly, it should have been Love. In the Cards will make you laugh and Ernie cry. Draw a laugh by picking up this book today.

Author: Jemma Weir
Publisher: Jemma Weir
ISBN: 1916538029
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 415

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Being retired was supposed to be easy. No drama, no family, no problems. Considering Ernie is a god, he should have known better. In this collection of short stories, Ernie struggles to live a quiet life as Death loses his scythe, a genie wants a holiday, and Ernie’s family keeps dropping in. Then there’s Ragnarok. Because who doesn't need an end-of-the-world event to keep things calm and quiet? But it doesn't stop there. This collection contains a brand new bonus short story where Ernie is asked to mediate a feud between Dragons. With tensions running high, maybe the poker game hadn’t been the best idea. Also included in this collection are a series of flash fiction originally published on my blog. Follow Ernie as he deals with Cupid shooting the wrong person, Wererabbits for April Fools, Santa stuck in the chimney, and what happens to snowmen when the weather changes. The Life and Chaos of a Retired Old God is a collection of humorous short stories where Ernie learns that quiet is the last thing he’s going to get.