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Author: Momo Pug Publisher: ISBN: 9781533640918 Category : Languages : en Pages : 84
Book Description
Why do Pugs hate the rain? They're afraid of stepping in a poodle! What do Pugs call empty jars of cheese whiz? Cheese WAS! Pug Jokes is a hilarious collection of over 30 jokes and more than 80 beautifully illustrated color pages, for and about pugs! Readers will have a blast with this collection of clean jokes, one liners, fart humor, and puns that you'll just have to share with friends and family. It's the perfect gift for pug lovers, dog enthusiasts, and anyone up for canine humor at its very best. Your search for the best book of pug jokes is over! This book is guaranteed to have you, and your pug rolling on the floor begging for more. So TREAT yourself to this side-splitting experience! Here's why Pug Jokes is the best kind of joke book: * Funny Jokes about pugs * Excellent for any pug lover * Cute and colorful illustrations * Hours of fun and entertainment * Perfect for long trips, during half time or while waiting for the pizza delivery guy!
Author: Momo Pug Publisher: ISBN: 9781533640918 Category : Languages : en Pages : 84
Book Description
Why do Pugs hate the rain? They're afraid of stepping in a poodle! What do Pugs call empty jars of cheese whiz? Cheese WAS! Pug Jokes is a hilarious collection of over 30 jokes and more than 80 beautifully illustrated color pages, for and about pugs! Readers will have a blast with this collection of clean jokes, one liners, fart humor, and puns that you'll just have to share with friends and family. It's the perfect gift for pug lovers, dog enthusiasts, and anyone up for canine humor at its very best. Your search for the best book of pug jokes is over! This book is guaranteed to have you, and your pug rolling on the floor begging for more. So TREAT yourself to this side-splitting experience! Here's why Pug Jokes is the best kind of joke book: * Funny Jokes about pugs * Excellent for any pug lover * Cute and colorful illustrations * Hours of fun and entertainment * Perfect for long trips, during half time or while waiting for the pizza delivery guy!
Author: Momo J. Pug Publisher: ISBN: 9781977662781 Category : Languages : en Pages : 46
Book Description
Finally! A Pug Kids Book written for Pugs by Pugs! This is the perfect gift for any pug lover! ONE TRICKY PUG is a story about about Momo, a pug who loves her family, Pizza, and Mischief! From the creators of THE PUG JOKE BOOK, this is a funny tale about a tricky pug and his loving family. Pugs are much more than just cute little balls of snuggles. They are fun and adventurous free spirits! With amazing full color illustrations, this pug book will leave you rolling on the floor laughing and asking "Is there anything Momo won't do?" Well there is one thing, and you will never guess the surprise ending in ONE TRICKY PUG ! ... If you love Doug the Pug, Chick 'n' Pug, or Pig and Pug, then check out ONE TRICKY PUG today!
Author: Gemma Correll Publisher: Dog n Bone ISBN: 9781909313866 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 0
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Renowned illustrator Gemma Correll presents sage advice for all pugs in this collection of hilarious cartoons. Renowned illustrator Gemma Correll presents sage advice for all pugs in this collection of hilarious cartoons. Life for a pug can be confusing. On the one hand, people stop in the street and squeal at the cuteness of your appearance, but on the other people don't take too kindly to your desires to fart at will or lick yourself in public. So how does today's pug learn to navigate through the pitfalls of the modern world? With THE LITTLE POCKET BOOK OF PUG WISDOM of course! Divided into two sections, this hilarious guide will teach a pug everything he or she needs to know about life, love, and everything in between-whether that's how to greet strangers or prepare the perfect meal.
Author: Aaron Blabey Publisher: Scholastic Inc. ISBN: 1338285904 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 30
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A hilarious book about learning to share from the much-loved, award-winning author and illustrator Aaron Blabey. Pig is a greedy and selfish Pug. He has all the bouncy balls, bones, and chew toys a dog could ever want, yet he refuses to share with his poor friend, Trevor. Little does he know, however, that being greedy has its consquences. Join Pig as he learns to share -- the hard way!Young readers will love the irresistbly quirky and funny illustrations that are paired with a relatable lesson of learning to share with others. For dog and pet lovers everywhere.
Author: Zoo Gifts Press Publisher: ISBN: 9781689501255 Category : Languages : en Pages : 122
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Are you a PUG? Cuz i wanna hang with you Small diary/journal/ notebook to write in, for creative writing, for creating lists, for Scheduling, Organizing and Recording your thoughts. Makes an excellent gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, valentines or any special occasion. Perfectly sized at 6" x 9" 120 page Flexible Paperback Scroll up and click on "'add to cart'' to buy Now!
Author: Leslie Mosier Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin ISBN: 125010582X Category : Pets Languages : en Pages : 161
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A New York Times Bestseller Doug the Pug is the king of pop culture. More than seven million adoring fans on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Snapchat can’t get enough of him. Doug spreads love everywhere he goes, and now with his literary debut, he’s coming to living rooms around the world. It’s hard to find a more well-connected pup than Doug. He’s homies with the hottest stars out there: Justin Bieber, Steven Tyler, Ed Sheeran, John Legend, and Chrissy Teigen, to name just a few. Did you catch him in Fall Out Boy’s latest music video? Doug can ball with the best of them. He’s a rising star and everyone’s favorite squishy face. Doug has made appearances at music festivals including Lollapalooza and the Billboard Hot 100 Music Fest, but he doesn’t let fame go to his head. Doug is a humble pug, but the people have asked for more, so he’s obliged with this awesome New York Times bestselling collection of photos. Doug is a fashion icon, a culinary gourmand, a music enthusiast, and an all-around happenin’ guy. This book is just a sneak peek at some of his greatest adventures so far. From his furry heart to yours, enjoy!
Author: Rachel Brown Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 123
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♥ Beautiful Novelty Lined Notebook ♥ Features: * 120 Lined Pages * Size is 8.5" x 11" * Great gift for a family member or friend Click 'Add to Cart' now and enjoy fast shipping by Amazon
Author: Little Pug Publishers Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: 9781795250535 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 122
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Cute Pug Notebook / Diary To Write In Daily Diary / journal / notebook to write in, for creative writing, for creating lists, for Scheduling, Organizing and Recording your thoughts. Makes an excellent gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, coworkers or any special occasion. Perfectly sized at 6" x 9" 120 page Softcover bookbinding Flexible Paperback
Author: Margo Kaufman Publisher: Villard ISBN: 0307824624 Category : Pets Languages : en Pages : 310
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Pugs were dogs. Cute dogs, willful dogs, lovable to be sure, but I was a Human. I was in charge. Then along came Clara, and all bets were off. Once a pug owner, always a pug owner--or so thought Margo Kaufman, having shared her home with the lovable snub-faced imps since her college days. But it was not until the 1992 arrival of Clara--petite, imperious, whip-smart, and seductive--that Margo found what it meant to be a pug parent: that a pug could rule her life, and perhaps the world as well. Clara, the Early Years is the hilarious story of how a glossy-black, twelve-pound package of canine energy took over Margo's heart and home while charming the pants off the rest of the world. From commandeering the dressing rooms at Saks (where a personal shopper offers Clara Evian in a cut-crystal bowl), to accompanying Margo on her first book tour, to an appearance on PrimeTime Live (where Margo plays a supporting role), the indomitable Clara establishes herself as a world-class personality, a star of the first order. But there is one event Clara cannot upstage, as Margo and her husband, Duke, travel to Russia to adopt an infant boy, and all of them learn new meanings for parent, family, and home. Full of the kind of uproarious observations and brilliant insights that have won Margo Kaufman's books and commentary legions of loyal followers, Clara, the Early Years is a laugh-filled portrait of a singularly memorable pet.
Author: Willow Creek Press Publisher: ISBN: 9781623430320 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 0
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Looking at them, you would never guess that pugs can be so useful and versatile. Yet, if you watch them closely, it s clear to see that these dynamic dogs perform scores of tasks. This book provides photographic proof of pugs functioning as car security systems, weed killers, moist towelettes, foot warmers, and more. In need of some minor garment alterations? Look no further than an industrious pug! A total of 101 uses for a pug reveal why these dogs are so lovable and popular.
Author: Momo Pug
Author: Momo Pug
Author: Momo J. Pug
Author: Gemma Correll
Author: Aaron Blabey
Author: Zoo Gifts Press
Author: Leslie Mosier
Author: Rachel Brown
Author: Little Pug Publishers
Author: Margo Kaufman
Author: Willow Creek Press