Author: Rusty WrightPublisher: Barbour Publishing
ISBN: 9781577482444
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 340
Book Description
Funny stories, anecdotes, and jokes -all with a positive twist-will fit any occasion, speech, or presentation.
500 Clean Jokes and Humorous Stories and how to Tell Them
Author: Rusty WrightPublisher: Barbour Publishing
ISBN: 9781577482444
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 340
Book Description
Funny stories, anecdotes, and jokes -all with a positive twist-will fit any occasion, speech, or presentation.
I'm Joking
Author: Tom E MoffattPublisher:
ISBN: 9780995121027
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 236
Book Description
What happened when the pencils played the crayons? It was a draw Why can't cats sing in key? They always eat the tuner Why did the dog breathe into the washing machine? It was trying to clean its pants What do you call a man with a cat down his trousers? Claude Giggle yourself silly with over 500 original jokes by Tom E. Moffatt - Author of Children's Laughter. These brand-spanking-new jokes are a great way to freshen up your joke repertoire and change that broken record. Brimming with squeaky-clean family fun, amusing introductions from the author and hilarious illustrations throughout.... I'm Joking makes the perfect gift for children aged 8 and up.
The Funniest Joke Book Ever!
Author: Editors of Portable PressPublisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1626866139
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 90
Book Description
Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Jokelopedia
Author: Eva BlankPublisher: Workman Publishing Company
ISBN: 0761176845
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 289
Book Description
It’s the mother of all kids’ joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting, and bestselling collection of more than 1,700 jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns for all occasions. Here are 61 elephant jokes, including: What did the elephant say when he walked into the post office? / Ouch! Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like: Knock-knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked. That’s why I knocked! Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, doctor jokes and robber jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, and name-game jokes: What do you call a man in a tiger’s cage? / Claude. And for all aspiring comedians, there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts, and spotlights on comic TV shows, books, and actors, from Steve Carell to Tina Fey to SpongeBob Squarepants. It’s the ultimate gift for the incurable jokester.
The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes
Author: Bob PhillipsPublisher: Harvest House Publishers
ISBN: 0736948503
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 113
Book Description
This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”
Super Dad Jokes
Author: Jimmy NiroPublisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1728200180
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 111
Book Description
The ultimate laugh-out-loud Christmas gift for any pun lover or Super Dad out there! Q: What super power do you get when you become a parent? A: Supervision. Super Dad Jokes is perfect for all heroes out there—from the dad experts to the first-time fathers embracing their most cringe-worthy dad powers! This new edition from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro has over 500 magnificent puns, stories, and anti-jokes—the best way to celebrate and laugh at dad's super (bad) joke skills! The perfect birthday gift, holiday stocking stuffer, or white elephant gag gift from any daughter, son, or partner to the super dad or grandpa who makes their eyes roll with super speed. Arm yourself against the forces of evil and good taste with this heroically funny joke book. It's time to save the world, one joke at a time! Includes knee-slappers like: I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it. Q: What is the sleepiest fruit? A: Napricot. "Dad, do you want a box for your leftovers?" "No, but I'll wrestle you for them!"
The Best Joke Book (Period)
Author: William DonohuePublisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1440583099
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 208
Book Description
Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
Relationship, Love and Marriage Jokes Book
Author: Juicy QuotesPublisher:
ISBN: 9781677722129
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 72
Book Description
This relationship, love and marriage joke book is perfect for lovers and couples. Great funny present for Valentines Day, anniversaries and birthdays to give to your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband and wife. Enjoy over 60 pages of funny jokes and puns with your loved one. Now available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoy lots of laughs today!
Fun Jokes
Author: Compiled by Barbour StaffPublisher: Barbour Publishing
ISBN: 162836369X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 163
Book Description
Need a laugh? Who doesn’t? Find more than 500 squeaky-clean, stress-relieving thigh-slappers (and maybe an occasional groaner) in Fun Jokes. This new compilation of good, clean humor features jokes, funny stories, and one-liners, all categorized by topic and sure to provide much-needed relief from the big, bad world. Jobs, travel, animals, health, sports—Fun Jokes has you covered with great material you can share with grandma. And each section opens with an inspirational introduction adding just a touch of scripture!
The Musician's Ultimate Joke Book
Author: Kevin M. MitchellPublisher:
ISBN: 9780972070225
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Humour.