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Author: Dave Phillips Publisher: Gramercy ISBN: 9780517226810 Category : English wit and humor Languages : en Pages : 0
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Here are hundreds of one-liners and longer jokes on subjects including animals, families, food and drink, dating, and education. This collection of clean jokes for adults (nothing off-color or offensive) is sure to prompt chuckles, giggles, and full belly laughs. A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, however, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. But there is no language where a double positive can form a negative." A student at the back called out: "Yeah, right."
Author: Dave Phillips Publisher: Gramercy ISBN: 9780517226810 Category : English wit and humor Languages : en Pages : 0
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Here are hundreds of one-liners and longer jokes on subjects including animals, families, food and drink, dating, and education. This collection of clean jokes for adults (nothing off-color or offensive) is sure to prompt chuckles, giggles, and full belly laughs. A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, however, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. But there is no language where a double positive can form a negative." A student at the back called out: "Yeah, right."
Author: Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc. ISBN: 9781414305479 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 388
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More than 600 embarrassing church bloopers and pastor blunders, more than 600 hilarious jokes and jests, and more than 600 quips and quotes—all packed into one bundle of good, clean, really funny humor. A guaranteed pick-me-up, a great gift for family fun. Jim Kraus has compiled a wonderfully funny collection sure to bring smiles and laughter to all ages!
Author: Willow Creek Press Publisher: ISBN: 9781682348543 Category : English language Languages : en Pages : 0
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With one-liners like, "I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but thankfully, I turned myself around," how could you go wrong? Pun Intended will have you snickering and innocent bystanders rolling their eyes. This soft cover gift book is 112 pages of groan-worthy puns.
Author: Robert G. Weiner Publisher: McFarland ISBN: 0786485728 Category : Performing Arts Languages : en Pages : 279
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The award-winning television series Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-1999) has been described as "the smartest, funniest show in America," and forever changed the way we watch movies. The series featured a human host and a pair of robotic puppets who, while being subjected to some of the worst films ever made, provided ongoing hilarious and insightful commentary in a style popularly known as "riffing." These essays represent the first full-length scholarly analysis of Mystery Science Theater 3000--MST3K--which blossomed from humble beginnings as a Minnesota public-access television show into a cultural phenomenon on two major cable networks. The book includes interviews with series creator Joel Hodgson and cast members Kevin Murphy and Trace Beaulieu.
Author: Garrison Keillor Publisher: Blackstone Publishing ISBN: Category : Humor Languages : en Pages :
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Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
Author: Puma Pants Publisher: CreateSpace ISBN: 9781517314361 Category : Languages : en Pages : 42
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Pickup LinesThe Ultimate Book of Pickup Lines. Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Pickup Lines and Comebacks So, you want to brush up on your pickup lines? Well at Puma Pants we have got your back. We know what it's like to approach a nice piece of crumpet, only to realize that you have nothing to say and to just end up standing there awkwardly looking at her chesticles. We are also fully aware this this book is great for reading while you're honking out a dirt snake. So if it ends up being kept in the toilet, fair enough. We have come to terms with it. We have also made sure the pages are as non-absorbent as possible, so if you run out of toilet paper you couldn't use this book as a makeshift ass wipe even if you want to. Anyway, get reading and let's get on with making you into a complete studly dreamboat! Tags: pickup lines, corny pickup lines, dirty pickup lines, cute pickup lines, good pickup lines, bad pickup lines, pickup line, cheesy pickup lines, best pickup lines, nerdy pickup lines, romantic pickup lines, worst pickup lines, great pickup lines, stupid pickup lines, lame pickup lines, awesome pickup lines, creepy pickup lines, funny pickup lines, chemistry pickup lines, cheesiest pickup lines, harry potter pickup lines, sweet pickup lines, science pickup lines, funniest pickup lines, best pickup line, girl pickup lines, nasty pickup lines, hilarious pickup lines, cheesy pickup line, cheesey pickup lines, funny pickup line, dumb pickup lines, clean pickup lines, dirtiest pickup lines, jewish pickup lines, pickup lines funny, chessy pickup lines, cheap pickup lines, nerd pickup lines, star wars pickup lines, smooth pickup lines
Author: Sayre Van Young Publisher: Ulysses Press ISBN: 1569758646 Category : Computers Languages : en Pages : 178
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Packed with great short quotes, this is the perfect tool for spicing up ones tweets. The A-to-Z organization makes it quick and easy to find tweetable quotes on everything from love and hate to lust and repentance.
Author: Geoff Tibballs Publisher: Constable ISBN: 9781841199672 Category : Wit and humor Languages : en Pages : 512
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The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokes - an indispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy. Be warned, the contents of this spanking new bumper book are not for the faint-hearted. Even a blonde would blush ...if she got any of them.
Author: Preston Gralla Publisher: Ziff-Davis Press ISBN: Category : Computer software Languages : en Pages : 1206
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The ZDNet Software archive is one of the premier storage lots of quality shareware on the Internet today. Contained in the archive are over 10,000 pieces of software, and unlike competing directories, these items are reviewed by the editors of ZDNet. The two CD-ROMS have a custom interface designed by ZDNet, featuring live links to the Internet.
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