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Author: Jed Hopkins Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 257
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#766 What do you get when you pick a pig's nose? Ham-boogers! I know it snot funny.#1014 I called a psychic today. He picked up and asked "Why did you call me?" I replied, "I don't know, you tell me""Laughter is the best medicine." - Norman CousinsDads may be corny, but their jokes surely have some humor to them and that is one thing you cannot deny -- here are some of the 1200 Best-Worst Good-Bad Dad Jokes. May it be on a special occasion or a simple family dinner; these corny, cheesy, punny, and timeless dad jokes will definitely keep the crowd and yourself, entertained.From knee-slappers to head-scratchers to maybe even just a giggle, there is absolutely no way these dad jokes will not get a reaction out of you. This book will definitely be of help to adding more dad jokes to your collection, funny and cringe-worthy jokes at any time of the day, anywhere.
Author: Jed Hopkins Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 257
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#766 What do you get when you pick a pig's nose? Ham-boogers! I know it snot funny.#1014 I called a psychic today. He picked up and asked "Why did you call me?" I replied, "I don't know, you tell me""Laughter is the best medicine." - Norman CousinsDads may be corny, but their jokes surely have some humor to them and that is one thing you cannot deny -- here are some of the 1200 Best-Worst Good-Bad Dad Jokes. May it be on a special occasion or a simple family dinner; these corny, cheesy, punny, and timeless dad jokes will definitely keep the crowd and yourself, entertained.From knee-slappers to head-scratchers to maybe even just a giggle, there is absolutely no way these dad jokes will not get a reaction out of you. This book will definitely be of help to adding more dad jokes to your collection, funny and cringe-worthy jokes at any time of the day, anywhere.
Author: Thomas Nowak Publisher: Chronicle Books ISBN: 1452184135 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 274
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The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material. For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. • Contains dozens of interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers • Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me" • Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke. The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family. • A hilarious book for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers • Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts
Author: Kidsville Books Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 70
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**Father's Day Special Edition!** What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business! What do sprinters do before a race? Nothing, they fast. When does a joke become a dad joke? Are you a dad who likes to make terrible jokes? Perhaps you're a kid who has a groanworthy father and you want your revenge, but you need some fuel? Then keep on reading... We know that jokes are some of the best ways to pass time and bond with friends and family, and sometimes the worse the better. Dads are famous for bad jokes, and in this special father's day edition, we've gathered them all in one place! Dad jokes have been around since the dawn of time and continuously bring joy and entertainment to all different types of people around the world to this very day. Sometimes, it can feel like you've heard them all before. The good news is that this special book for punny dads solves that problem for you! In 501 Terribly Good Dad Jokes!, you can expect: 501 of the most exceptionally awful Dad jokes you'll find anywhere Jokes that are easy to read, comprehend and understand 4 different categories of puns, jokes, and silly riddles to make you laugh and groan! Fun and interactive laughs that kids, family - and Dad's especially - will adore Hours of hilarious entertainment for the entire family And a whole lot more... We've made it our #1 priority to find new funny and so-bad-they're-good Dad-inspired jokes to keep you and your family entertained for hours. So, are you ready to see who'll hold the dad joke crown? Then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button now!
Author: Sandy Silverthorne Publisher: Baker Books ISBN: 1493436392 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 144
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When a man becomes a dad, he takes on certain responsibilities: providing for his family, raising up his children to be good citizens--and telling the absolute worst jokes he can come up with. But dad jokes don't always come naturally, which is why Sandy Silverthorne created The Best Worst Dad Jokes. Filled with more than 500 groan worthy jokes to torment your kids, this collection makes it possible for dads to fill any moment of dead air with a joke that will have everyone within hearing distance rolling their eyes and edging away to avoid association with you. Jokes like . . . I don't have a dad bod; I have a father figure. I saw a sign that said Watch for Children. That sounded like a good trade to me. and of course . . . When does a joke become a dad joke? When it's fully groan. And hey, it's only downhill from there.
Author: Old Chap Entertainment Publisher: Humour ISBN: 9781989777886 Category : Languages : en Pages : 74
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What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!What do sprinters do before a race? Nothing, they fast. When does a joke become a dad joke? Are you a dad who likes to make terrible jokes? Perhaps you're a kid who has a groan worthy father and you want your revenge, but you need some fuel? Then keep on reading... We know that jokes are some of the best ways to pass time and bond with friends and family, and sometimes the worse the better. Dads are famous for bad jokes, and in this special father's day edition, we've gathered them all in one place! Dad jokes have been around since the dawn of time and continuously bring joy and entertainment to all different types of people around the world to this very day. Sometimes, it can feel like you've heard them all before. The good news is that this special book for punny dads solves that problem for you! In 501 Terribly Good Dad Jokes!, you can expect: ● 501 of the most exceptionally awful Dad jokes you'll find anywhere ● Jokes that are easy to read, comprehend and understand ● 4 different categories of puns, jokes, and silly riddles to make you laugh and groan! ● Fun and interactive laughs that kids, family - and Dad's especially - will adore ● Hours of hilarious entertainment for the entire family And a whole lot more... We've made it our #1 priority to find new funny and so-bad-they're-good Dad-inspired jokes to keep you and your family entertained for hours. So, are you ready to see who'll hold the dad joke crown? Then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button now!
Author: Magical Joke Ever Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 122
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The perfect gift for any Dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! (cough cough) A fantastic novelty gift for Fathers day, Birthdays, son & dautgher day. Clean family friendly jokes. more than 110 jokes in all over this humor book you can give your review & comment about any joke. -A Dad joke can best be described as an embarrassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during special occasions & makes the family wince & happy. -finaly i will say than you cant find any one never and ever in all over of the world to give you the true love like your father & mom. (remind that)
Author: Othmane Kazdar Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 0
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Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter with 'Worst Dad Jokes' the ultimate collection of 300 hilariously bad dad jokes! This side-splitting book is not just a treasure trove of classic dad humor; it's a homage to the dads who've perfected the art of puns and wordplay. Inside these pages, you'll find a vast array of dad jokes that cover every topic imaginable, from animals to food, science to sports, and everything in between. Whether you're a dad looking to up your dad joke game or simply in need of a good chuckle, this book has something for everyone. 'Worst Dad Jokes' is the perfect Christmas gag gift for your dad, grandpa, or any dad joke enthusiast in your life. Share the gift of laughter and spread the joy of groan-worthy humor with this world-class collection of dad jokes. Prepare to embark on a hilarious journey through the witty, whimsical, and wonderfully bad world of dad humor. It's time to embrace the cheesy and unleash your inner jokester with 'Worst Dad Jokes!
Author: Digital Books Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 68
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This book might be dedicated to dads, but it is good, clean fun for the entire family! Kids and teens usually cringe when their dads make terrible (that are so bad they're good!) jokes, and this book can allow them to get their own back! Moms might even want to take a turn too! There are many benefits to sharing jokes in general and even more so in sharing humor as a family! Jokes can be positive for your family's health!: There have been several studies that link a sense of humor with coping skills. Laughter releases endorphins in the brain, which are known as the feel-good brain chemicals. These hormones mean humor can improve self-esteem or even help against mood disorders! Like many other skills, children learn about fun through social interaction. Sharing jokes with family can be the first step of a well-rounded sense of humor, strengthening your familial bonds and help ease a child's anxiety or grumpiness! Jokes help refine verbal skills!: Puns and jokes can be bite-sized lessons in spelling, homophones, and etymology. Even cheesy jokes can be a learning opportunity! Jokes can elevate social standing: A well-placed joke can be the foundation of a new! Children who share and enjoy jokes can start conversations with their peers more easily. Having a head start by practicing with family can arm a child with social tools, especially if they have problems in that area! Jokes can improve your memory: A good joke can make a concept easier to remember. Math, science, and history jokes can help your child remember something they otherwise would have trouble to grasp! For example: "Do you know any jokes about Sodium hypobromite?" "NaBrO." Or "What's purple and 5000 miles long?" "The grape wall of China." Jokes can boost interest in reading: Children who are struggling with reading or reluctant to pick up a book are far more likely to pick up a joke book. Even if it isn't literature, jokes can be good practice for children who have difficulty in reading out loud. After all, jokes are meant to be shared!
Author: Magical Ever Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 120
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The perfect gift for any Dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! (cough cough) A fantastic novelty gift for Fathers day, Birthdays, son & dautgher day. Clean family friendly jokes. size 6 x 9 in , 120 pages more than 110 jokes in all over this humor book you can give your review & comment about any joke. -A Dad joke can best be described as an embarrassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during special occasions & makes the family wince & happy. -finaly i will say than you cant find any one never and ever in all over of the world to give you the true love like your father & mom. (remind that)
Author: Prettylauren Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 138
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The perfect gift for any Dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! (cough cough)A fantastic novelty gift for Fathers day, Birthdays & Christmas.Clean family friendly jokes.The first page has space for you to write a special message, an ideal alternative to a card.Please note this book is not a joke book about Dads. It is a joke book full of Dad jokes. A Dad joke can best be described as an embarrassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during special occasions & makes the family wince.This book will be a jolly old laugh for your old chap, but not so much for you.Please also note: No refunds will be given due to any embarrassment this book will cause you or if your eyes get sore from constant eye rolls.
Author: Jed Hopkins
Author: Jed Hopkins
Author: Thomas Nowak
Author: Kidsville Books
Author: Sandy Silverthorne
Author: Old Chap Entertainment
Author: Magical Joke Ever
Author: Othmane Kazdar
Author: Digital Books
Author: Magical Ever
Author: Prettylauren